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Claw died
Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Dec 28, 2008 0:58:05 GMT -5
456?
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 28, 2008 0:58:55 GMT -5
And the point of this is?
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 28, 2008 1:01:44 GMT -5
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 28, 2008 1:04:00 GMT -5
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Hanzo
Dennis Stamp
"You want Cena to go to ECW?!"
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Post by Hanzo on Dec 28, 2008 1:07:25 GMT -5
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 28, 2008 1:18:18 GMT -5
It is. A Real American Hero. Now if we could do the GI Joe theme, with new lyrics for Soldier Ant.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 28, 2008 1:18:49 GMT -5
It is. A Real American Hero. Now if we could do the GI Joe theme, with new lyrics for Soldier Ant. His ring gear is cooler than Fire Ants.
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Post by KStrick on Dec 28, 2008 2:04:35 GMT -5
I can tell SOMEONE's never been in the military... or has any understanding thereof...
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 28, 2008 2:25:22 GMT -5
I can tell SOMEONE's never been in the military... or has any understanding thereof... Yeah, this would have made more sense: "C130 Rolling down the strip, 64 troopers on a one way trip, Mission top secret, destination unknown, They don't even know if they're ever commin' home Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door, step right out and count to four, if my main don't open wide, I've got a reserve by my side, And if that one should fail me too, look out below I'm coming through Now tell my momma I did my best, bury me in the front leanin' rest!"
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Post by KStrick on Dec 28, 2008 2:36:48 GMT -5
jollie! Noice!
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 28, 2008 2:43:57 GMT -5
I can't stress to you how much I HATED that run cadance I just posted when I was in.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 28, 2008 2:45:48 GMT -5
Teeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Hut!
...Rusted...
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Dec 28, 2008 3:10:08 GMT -5
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Post by KStrick on Dec 28, 2008 4:04:18 GMT -5
I can't stress to you how much I HATED that run cadance I just posted when I was in. Tell ya what, I sure as heck don't remember any of mine from Basic... I guess they just weren't that memorable. Probably some false sense of training flight pride, or how Air Force > all other branches (I remember saying "jarheads" a lot...) But, dammit, I sure remember posting road guards, and how one of our guys got recycled for trying to implement some sort of 50 Cent reference into our "Indian Runs". ...idiot.
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Post by Silent Brad on Dec 28, 2008 4:25:37 GMT -5
STAY TUNED FOR MORE MAIL CALL MAGGOT!
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 28, 2008 15:18:23 GMT -5
I can't stress to you how much I HATED that run cadance I just posted when I was in. Tell ya what, I sure as heck don't remember any of mine from Basic... I guess they just weren't that memorable. Probably some false sense of training flight pride, or how Air Force > all other branches (I remember saying "jarheads" a lot...) But, dammit, I sure remember posting road guards, and how one of our guys got recycled for trying to implement some sort of 50 Cent reference into our "Indian Runs". ...idiot. Oh no, it's not just basic training that made that cadance annoying. EVERYONE in the Army sings that damn thing during ANY kind of run. Usually two or three times in the span of 5 miles. Dumb part is, it's an Airborne cadance, yet even non-Airborne Infantry and even non-Infantry in general sing it. Bleh...I hated it...though to be fair, I hated all the cadances. 5 years worth.
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Post by wrestlesmarks on Dec 28, 2008 17:33:41 GMT -5
Heres one we do on our 3 mile pt runs....
My girlfriend is a vegetable, She lives in a hospital. But I would do anything, To keep my girl alive-oh.
She's got no arms or legs, Just a set of wooden pegs. But I would do anything, To keep my girl alive-oh.
She's got her own TV, it's called an ECG.
Just last week for a joke, I pulled her plug and watched her choke.
She's really pissed with me, 'Cos I crushed her colostomy.
I used to love to watch her strip Now she lives on IV drip
She can't scream and she can't sigh But I still f*** her all the time
She has a broken leg... So we'll let her guard the Keg.
If her ankle's broke in two let's just melt her down for glue..
She has no arms or legs, She looks like a pony keg.
My girl has long blond hair, It's in patches here and there.
I'm always guaranteed a blow, Because she can't say no.
Her EKG does not rise, But she still spreads her thighs.
She can't get out of bed, Still she can give me head.
She has no feet or hands, Her head's connected with rubber bands.
She might not live the night, That means she won't fight.
My girl lives in an iron lung, But she can still give real good tongue.
My girl has leprosy, Parts always land on top of me.
She had an episiotomy, That's a bigger hole for me.
She can not hear, she can not see, But she's got an oral cavity.
She has a tracheotomy There's another hole for me
Ohhhhhhhhhhrah! Marine Corp.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 28, 2008 17:48:57 GMT -5
Bart: I got a B in arithmetic. Army: I got a B in arithmetic. Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick. Army: Would have got an A but I was sick.
Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. Army: We are rubber, you are glue. Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. Army: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. Bart: Sound off. Army: One! Two! Bart: Sound off! Army: Three!! Four!! Bart: In English class I did the best. Army: In English class I did the best. Bart: Because I cheated on the test. Army: Because I cheated on the test. Bart: Sound off. Army: One! Two! Bart: I can't hear you! Army: Three!! Four!!
Bart: We are happy, we are merry. Army: We are happy, we are merry. Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary. Army: We got a rhyming dictionary. Bart: Sound off. Army: One! Two! Bart: One more time! Army: Three! Four! Bart: Bring it on home now! Army: One! Two! Three! Four! One! Two! ... Three-Four!
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Dec 29, 2008 16:25:46 GMT -5
My buddy who just re-enlisted in the Navy told me a very useful piece of information the other day when I was home in Lusk...
Crucifixes do NOT keep the officers away. Evidently, it just pisses them the hell off.
Maybe I should have tried that during my one semester with DET 940 AFROTC here at the University.
Havok, if ya ever get over the hill before you leave Warren, fire me a message. I'll buy ya a brew.
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