Post by Silent Brad on Dec 27, 2008 23:53:46 GMT -5
Going to see it within the next week or so, I'm not going in with high hopes, or any hopes really. If anything I'm just expecting it to be a "so bad it's good" kinda film. Some of the lines just make me laugh like "I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead". Still sorta looking forward to seeing it.
Post by REDUNBECK~! on Dec 28, 2008 8:31:00 GMT -5
This movie is just unspeakably, unforgivably, unbelievably bad. One of the biggest disasters I've ever paid witness to. I'm talking badness on the level of Megaforce or Space Mutiny, here. Guaranteed future legend of Bad Moviedom.
It's not funny, it's not fun, it's not coherent, it's not interesting. It's sloppily written, poorly directed (assuming it was directed at all, which is debatable), bewilderingly edited and...well I would say something about the acting but I don't think there actually was any. The cast are basically reduced to the level of department store mannequins, there just to hold up the Godawful costumes that have been designed for them and to give us a point of reference amidst a sea of the absolute worst special effects and camera tricks to come out of the CGI era to date. This is a case of style over substance and, unfortunately, the style is butt-ugly incomprehensibility.