AFN: Judge Shred
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Dec 26, 2008 23:50:40 GMT -5
So, he's saying that Val Kilmer's Spirit wasn't as bad as this one? Uh...do you mean "The Saint"? I don't recall Val playing The Spirit, but he was The Saint. Probably means the Shadow. Which was awesome as hell, though mostly in the wrong ways.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 27, 2008 0:12:03 GMT -5
Uh...do you mean "The Saint"? I don't recall Val playing The Spirit, but he was The Saint. Probably means the Shadow. Which was awesome as hell, though mostly in the wrong ways. That was Alec Baldwin in the Shadow. Kilmer was the Saint.
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AFN: Judge Shred
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Dec 27, 2008 19:30:04 GMT -5
Probably means the Shadow. Which was awesome as hell, though mostly in the wrong ways. That was Alec Baldwin in the Shadow. Kilmer was the Saint. Sadly, I knew that and posted anyway. But I have never seen the saint, so I have no idea what that is all about.
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Post by Cela on Dec 27, 2008 23:47:06 GMT -5
That was Alec Baldwin in the Shadow. Kilmer was the Saint. Sadly, I knew that and posted anyway. But I have never seen the saint, so I have no idea what that is all about. Was he the voice of the Horse in Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron? Cause really they seem to have very little in common.
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Post by Silent Brad on Dec 27, 2008 23:53:46 GMT -5
Going to see it within the next week or so, I'm not going in with high hopes, or any hopes really. If anything I'm just expecting it to be a "so bad it's good" kinda film. Some of the lines just make me laugh like "I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead". Still sorta looking forward to seeing it.
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Post by REDUNBECK~! on Dec 28, 2008 8:31:00 GMT -5
This movie is just unspeakably, unforgivably, unbelievably bad. One of the biggest disasters I've ever paid witness to. I'm talking badness on the level of Megaforce or Space Mutiny, here. Guaranteed future legend of Bad Moviedom.
It's not funny, it's not fun, it's not coherent, it's not interesting. It's sloppily written, poorly directed (assuming it was directed at all, which is debatable), bewilderingly edited and...well I would say something about the acting but I don't think there actually was any. The cast are basically reduced to the level of department store mannequins, there just to hold up the Godawful costumes that have been designed for them and to give us a point of reference amidst a sea of the absolute worst special effects and camera tricks to come out of the CGI era to date. This is a case of style over substance and, unfortunately, the style is butt-ugly incomprehensibility.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 28, 2008 10:50:36 GMT -5
Now I have to see this movie.
I hope Rifftrax gets a hold of it.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Dec 28, 2008 12:37:44 GMT -5
Worst Movie I have seen in a long time. Wow, I'm amazed by how bad it was. But...in the comercial it says it's "BREATHTAKING" lol
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 28, 2008 12:47:34 GMT -5
I'm sposed to check it out tonight. Now I'm totally curious given the vitriol on here.
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AFN: Judge Shred
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Dec 28, 2008 15:38:21 GMT -5
Worst Movie I have seen in a long time. Wow, I'm amazed by how bad it was. But...in the comercial it says it's "BREATHTAKING" lol Breathtaking can go either way though, so it isn't even false advertising.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 28, 2008 16:40:35 GMT -5
Sadly, I knew that and posted anyway. But I have never seen the saint, so I have no idea what that is all about. Was he the voice of the Horse in Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron? Cause really they seem to have very little in common. I think that was Matt Damon.
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