The Slim Clip

[Agent P]

The past couple days I have been watching Family Matters before leaving for work. During the commercial break they have been showing a commercial for what is basically a money clip, called "The Slim Clip"

Now in these commercials they have somebody with a thicker wallet then George Costanza in that one Seinfeld episode, losing his money and getting a pain in the butt when he tried sitting on it.

Now, I may be in the minority, but I have never overstuffed my wallet to the point that it is causing me physical pain to walk around with it.

Anyone else see these commercials?

[Phosphor Glow]

Yeah, I've never had an overstuffed wallet. Those things are just ridiculous.

And now my wallet's in my purse so it's not a problem anyway. But still...jesus. How much shit do you need on you in one little thing at the same time?

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

Cash tends to make wallets pretty thick.

It's a gift and a curse, I say.

Then again, I hate carrying large bills, and coins, so that should tell you something about me.

I also have my credit cards, insurance cards, id, and Starbucks card milling around in there.

I used to LOVE my money clip, but that somehow disappeared one day after Christmas a few years ago, when I received a wallet as a gift.

[Phosphor Glow]

Your id is in your wallet?

It must be tough to carry out your self-centered primal instincts from such a small little container.

...I'm sorry, that was the lamest joke anyone has ever told.

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

Dec 28, 2008 6:11:37 GMT -5 Phosphor Glow said:

Your id is in your wallet?

It must be tough to carry out your self-centered primal instincts from such a small little container.

...I'm sorry, that was the lamest joke anyone has ever told.

It was the only place it would fit; my ego resides in my backpack, and my super-ego in my briefcase.