It's because I'm made of awesome, and cheese, and lost souls. Mostly awesome, and awesome is at least five times more awesome than great. Cheese is great, but awesome is awesome, and awesome is me. Even though I'm very obviously bored, I'm still awesome.
What kind of cheese?
The most delicious and awesome kind of cheese, of course. However, evil cheese eats you!
Well, stevie, I think I know who put that message under your name. It was probably that admin guy and those guys and purple. Yeah, you should throw bags of flaming poop at their homes -- be sure to write your name on those bags, okay?