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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Dec 30, 2008 0:00:54 GMT -5
In response to the thread of Wrestlecrap Embarrassments.
I think for me its anytime I say something that I think is funny but really isn't.
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Strotha
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Post by Strotha on Dec 30, 2008 0:11:35 GMT -5
In junior high I was tackled playing football and shit my pants.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Dec 30, 2008 0:11:55 GMT -5
One time, I was at a dance in high school. There was no room really for anyone to move around, so I was standing on top of this chair dancing. Everyone was rowdy, and screaming etc. I mean, it seemed like there were 80 people crowded around the dance floor. Somebody bumped up into the chair, and it tipped over, with me falling hard onto the floor. I was in a considerable amount of pain, as I had hit my left knee pretty bad on one of the chair legs.
Being the cool guy that I am, I got up after falling, and continued dancing with 2 lovely ladies at the same time, who had just arrived there. Oddly enough everyone was talking about me dancing more than me falling on my ass throughout the next week in school.
Rest assured, I was feeling the effects of my fall the next morning. Thank God it was on a Friday and I had time to recuperate.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 30, 2008 0:12:49 GMT -5
When Clarence Thomas forced me into his chambers and showed me lewd pictures.
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Post by Frank Castle on Dec 30, 2008 0:13:46 GMT -5
first grade, took Karate lessons because I wanted to be a Power Ranger.
After first class I thought I was a power ranger.
Next day I get picked on and I do the hand motions to morph.
Didn't work.
Got my ass kicked and I quit Karate.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Dec 30, 2008 0:42:30 GMT -5
I remember taking karate before when I was a kid. I went for like 4 lessons and then quit.
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 30, 2008 1:23:56 GMT -5
I barfed at a house party a couple of months ago when I nearly passed out.
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Post by default on Dec 30, 2008 1:29:53 GMT -5
Hmm... tough call.
I wanna say when I was between junior and senior year, I was dating this fairly hot redhead (she was definitely out of my league) and on the way back from our first date seeing fireworks, I decided to put my arm around her in the car. I was nervous as all hell so when I saw her lean in I instantly eased up... way too much... and elbowed her right in the eye socket. I was pretty much leaning on the car door, contemplating opening up it and bailing out in the middle of the highway. Luckily, she picked up my arm and put it around her and laughed it off.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 30, 2008 2:11:42 GMT -5
Hands down, sleeping with my girlfriend in her parent's house and waking up to find myself on the sofa and her mum washing her duvet and sheets...yes that really did happen. Apparently I made a mess. Luckily I was seventeen at the time and completely round the twist so it didn't effect me much.
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Strotha
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Post by Strotha on Dec 30, 2008 2:53:54 GMT -5
first grade, took Karate lessons because I wanted to be a Power Ranger. After first class I thought I was a power ranger. Next day I get picked on and I do the hand motions to morph. Didn't work. Got my ass kicked and I quit Karate. I took taekwondo as a kid.I broke my foot and ended up quitting.I did it for a while, though.I can't remember which belt I made it to.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 30, 2008 2:56:28 GMT -5
In middle school, while playing dodgeball I jumped to try to avoid the ball, it didn't work. It hit me, I went backwards and ripped my shorts.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 30, 2008 3:01:25 GMT -5
Oh I have another one. I tried to drop kick my friend Adam when I was twelve, missed and broke my wrist in two places. Never try the moves you see at home or at school. Stay safe, don't try this.
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Post by The Lunch Break Kid on Dec 30, 2008 3:07:14 GMT -5
When I was 8 (ish) my mother took me to West Midlands safari park. I was feeding some LLamas when one spat right back in my face. At the same time a bus ful of french students were getting off a bus and all started laughing. So I did what Arnie would do, I punch the llama and hurled as many swear words as my 8 year old brain could think of at the French students. All the while my mother was pissing herself laughing to which made matters worse.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 30, 2008 3:10:14 GMT -5
Singing 'Enter Sandman' karaoke...... Very very badly One of my friends recorded it too and he would play to anyone that requested it. He said he has since lost the recording. But it was digital and I fear that it might be somewhere on the Internet.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on Dec 30, 2008 3:28:30 GMT -5
Singing 'Enter Sandman' karaoke...... Very very badly One of my friends recorded it too and he would play to anyone that requested it. He said he has since lost the recording. But it was digital and I fear that it might be somewhere on the Internet. I've sang lots of karaoke songs very very badly, however I'm the only one with a mike, which afforded me the opportunity to wander over to a girl who I actually worked with, who didn't care for the song at all nevermind my singingg, and try and get her to say her piece into the mike for everyone. She refused and shut up.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 3:35:55 GMT -5
I got caught by my 9th grade math teacher who is also a minister having intercourse with a girl in the bathroom at school...He knocked once on the stall said you guys come to my office immediately and walked out of the bathroom...I was dumb enough to actually go to his office and the girl in question left the school and then convinced her parents she was sick...therefor I got a silent in school suspension and my parents were called and my parents made me attend 3 after school interactions with him at our church to discuss the sins of out of wedlock relations...nothing happened to her except she stayed out of school for the rest of the week because she was "sick"...yeah what a way to start high school i suppose
I was a nice enough guy to never give up her name and/or brag about it once word got around but looking back it makes me wonder just how classy she was considering it was a romantic bathroom stall
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Post by ratedXsuperstar on Dec 30, 2008 9:07:17 GMT -5
Hands down, sleeping with my girlfriend in her parent's house and waking up to find myself on the sofa and her mum washing her duvet and sheets...yes that really did happen. Apparently I made a mess. Luckily I was seventeen at the time and completely round the twist so it didn't effect me much. Spud, is that you? I got caught by my 9th grade math teacher who is also a minister having intercourse with a girl in the bathroom at school...He knocked once on the stall said you guys come to my office immediately and walked out of the bathroom...I was dumb enough to actually go to his office and the girl in question left the school and then convinced her parents she was sick...therefor I got a silent in school suspension and my parents were called and my parents made me attend 3 after school interactions with him at our church to discuss the sins of out of wedlock relations...nothing happened to her except she stayed out of school for the rest of the week because she was "sick"...yeah what a way to start high school i suppose I was a nice enough guy to never give up her name and/or brag about it once word got around but looking back it makes me wonder just how classy she was considering it was a romantic bathroom stall Please please please please tell me you finished the deed with her before heading to his office.
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Post by markdown474 on Dec 30, 2008 9:38:53 GMT -5
I got caught by my 9th grade math teacher who is also a minister having intercourse with a girl in the bathroom at school...He knocked once on the stall said you guys come to my office immediately and walked out of the bathroom...I was dumb enough to actually go to his office and the girl in question left the school and then convinced her parents she was sick...therefor I got a silent in school suspension and my parents were called and my parents made me attend 3 after school interactions with him at our church to discuss the sins of out of wedlock relations...nothing happened to her except she stayed out of school for the rest of the week because she was "sick"...yeah what a way to start high school i suppose I was a nice enough guy to never give up her name and/or brag about it once word got around but looking back it makes me wonder just how classy she was considering it was a romantic bathroom stall This disgusts me because I was never fortunate enough to have sex in high school (either in the building itself or while I was a student). So embarassing moment would have to be 9th grade study hall, I sneezed and a fart slipped out, loud enough that many people heard. It sucked.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 30, 2008 10:46:44 GMT -5
I've never done many big embarrassing things....it's usually a number of little ones that I do like pushing doors that have pull signs on or not watching where I'm going and bumping into people/tripping over.
One that springs to mind though is I was walking along with this lass who I was planning to ask out and walked straight into one of those clear glass doors...hard. Needless to say I didn't go through with asking her out.
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Dec 30, 2008 11:15:26 GMT -5
We should have Godz in thi thread. He'd own it!
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