Post by bradtherad on Dec 15, 2008 11:15:27 GMT -5
Let's be honest here...the Edge/Vickie romance is getting OLD and it's time to refresh it to make it more exciting. I have a great idea for a cool angle that the WWE could use for this storyline. Now, it will require for Lita to come back and I'm not sure if she's willing, but perhaps if offered enough money...
Anyhow, start off by announcing Lita's return to Smackdown. Lita comes out the week after her return promos air and she has a young kid with her. She looks serious and enters the ring and says, "Edge...I've been away for a couple of years and do you know what I've been doing all this time? I've been raising this little boy who just happens to be YOURS!"
Edge's music hits, Edge walks out looking confused and starts laughing. He grabs the mic.
"Lita, you know, with your history...it can be ANYBODY's kid so I'm pretty sure it ain't mine!"
Lita looks upset and so does the kid who is wearing an Edge shirt. Lita responds,
"Edge...I'm so sure I'm willing to prove it...with a DNA test!"
Edge laughs.
"Oh let's prove it alright! It's gonna be fun seeing YOU embarassed again!".
next week they hold a DNA test and announce the result...EDGE IS THE FATHER! Edge goes psycho and Vickie looks upset. Edge confront Lita.
"Lita, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?"
Lita smiles and gives him a stack of papers.
"Edge...these are the papers issued that say you are going to have to FINALLY start paying child support!"
Edge goes psycho and says,
"Oh Lita, I'm gonna do better than pay child support, oh you can believe that...I'm going to TAKE CUSTODY!"
Next week Edge and Lita agree on a ladder match where the custody papers of the kid are held up on a pole. First one to grab the custody papers gets the custody of the little kid forever. The two have a rough brawl with Edge obviously in the lead untill Vickie runs in and topples the ladder down. Lita then gets the papers.
Vickie goes on the mic,
"I'm sorry Edge...it was my maternal instinct...I just wanted Lita to have her baby with her..."
Edge screams at Vickie but she laughs and says,
"Oh baby, I got a better idea. We don't need him...we don't need that kid...we can make OUR OWN! That's right baby!"
Edge licks his lips and smiles.
"That's right! We can! Next week on Smackdown, let's have a LIVE BABYMAKING CELEBRATION!"
So next week Edge and Vickie are shown in bed in a hotel room preparing for baby making. Edge moves on top when the door opens and Lita runs in with a steel chair demolishing Edge. Vickie screams at her but Lita explains.
"I'm sorry Vickie, it's my maternal instinct. I don't want someone else to go through what I went because that slimy, disgusting sleezeball is just going to leave you as soon as you get pregnant...its just the way he is!"
Ok a bit controversial, but WWE knows how to obscure nudity to do these scenes, so I think it could work.
What do you guys think?
Anyhow, start off by announcing Lita's return to Smackdown. Lita comes out the week after her return promos air and she has a young kid with her. She looks serious and enters the ring and says, "Edge...I've been away for a couple of years and do you know what I've been doing all this time? I've been raising this little boy who just happens to be YOURS!"
Edge's music hits, Edge walks out looking confused and starts laughing. He grabs the mic.
"Lita, you know, with your history...it can be ANYBODY's kid so I'm pretty sure it ain't mine!"
Lita looks upset and so does the kid who is wearing an Edge shirt. Lita responds,
"Edge...I'm so sure I'm willing to prove it...with a DNA test!"
Edge laughs.
"Oh let's prove it alright! It's gonna be fun seeing YOU embarassed again!".
next week they hold a DNA test and announce the result...EDGE IS THE FATHER! Edge goes psycho and Vickie looks upset. Edge confront Lita.
"Lita, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?"
Lita smiles and gives him a stack of papers.
"Edge...these are the papers issued that say you are going to have to FINALLY start paying child support!"
Edge goes psycho and says,
"Oh Lita, I'm gonna do better than pay child support, oh you can believe that...I'm going to TAKE CUSTODY!"
Next week Edge and Lita agree on a ladder match where the custody papers of the kid are held up on a pole. First one to grab the custody papers gets the custody of the little kid forever. The two have a rough brawl with Edge obviously in the lead untill Vickie runs in and topples the ladder down. Lita then gets the papers.
Vickie goes on the mic,
"I'm sorry Edge...it was my maternal instinct...I just wanted Lita to have her baby with her..."
Edge screams at Vickie but she laughs and says,
"Oh baby, I got a better idea. We don't need him...we don't need that kid...we can make OUR OWN! That's right baby!"
Edge licks his lips and smiles.
"That's right! We can! Next week on Smackdown, let's have a LIVE BABYMAKING CELEBRATION!"
So next week Edge and Vickie are shown in bed in a hotel room preparing for baby making. Edge moves on top when the door opens and Lita runs in with a steel chair demolishing Edge. Vickie screams at her but Lita explains.
"I'm sorry Vickie, it's my maternal instinct. I don't want someone else to go through what I went because that slimy, disgusting sleezeball is just going to leave you as soon as you get pregnant...its just the way he is!"
Ok a bit controversial, but WWE knows how to obscure nudity to do these scenes, so I think it could work.
What do you guys think?