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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Dec 29, 2008 18:17:24 GMT -5
this toothless chick was a druggie though That's ok thou, makes the gums more tender during that special BJ.....NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW!!!!
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 29, 2008 18:19:28 GMT -5
You guys never fail to both amuse and frighten me at the same time.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 29, 2008 18:21:55 GMT -5
You guys never fail to both amuse and frighten me at the same time. We aim to please. Take that, however you will.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Dec 29, 2008 18:39:40 GMT -5
You guys never fail to both amuse and frighten me at the same time. We aim to please. Take that, however you will. And by take that, he means.....
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Post by silentrage on Dec 29, 2008 18:49:39 GMT -5
"Take what you can get"? "Stevie"? "Katrina"?
I'm lost. It all seems like this thread started in the middle of a conversation. Please to explain this all? Please and thanks.
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Dec 29, 2008 18:58:40 GMT -5
i have bad eyssight so thats why Thats why, what? Why you only like girls named Katrina? Why you thought the girl was toothless? Why you may or may not have English as a first language? Why your sentence structure sometimes resembles Korean more then English? Gangsta Rap made him do it?
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Post by Libertine on Dec 29, 2008 19:23:38 GMT -5
During my first year of University I was leaning out of my kitchen window having a crafty spliff when a woman walked past, stopped and the following conversation occured:
Woman - "Alright, lad?"
Me - "Yes?"
Woman - "Wanna shag?"
Me - "Err...no."
Woman - "Come on lad. I've got heroin. I'll sort y'out."
I laughed and closed the window. She was just about the skinniest woman I'd ever seen. Emaciated doesn't cover it and she looked like she didn't have a tooth in her head. I actually felt really sorry for her.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Dec 29, 2008 20:17:40 GMT -5
"Take what you can get"? "Stevie"? "Katrina"? I'm lost. It all seems like this thread started in the middle of a conversation. Please to explain this all? Please and thanks. You see it all starts when a toothless woman like a young man and the young man can't hide his love no more, so he puts in a fine record by this lad... So shortly after, Jim ross shows up like this and we end up all confused, so were not going to take it....anymore.... Hope that helps....
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Post by Big L on Dec 29, 2008 23:11:24 GMT -5
i woulda enjoyed it
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2008 23:18:47 GMT -5
Stevie, you stud. I wish my stalker at school was toothless. That would actually make her good looking... which is kinda sad. And scary.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 30, 2008 2:35:00 GMT -5
I knew a girl who had a crush on me years ago. She did have teeth though..bucked teeth like a rabbit. Didn't know whether to get a restraining order or give her a carrot.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 2:46:56 GMT -5
I knew a girl who had a crush on me years ago. She did have teeth though..bucked teeth like a rabbit. Didn't know whether to get a restraining order or give her a carrot. shoulda said eh... whats up doc?
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 30, 2008 3:04:14 GMT -5
I was tempted but she was a big girl, ginger, and kind of mental. Why do Wrestlecrap guys never have nice people crushing on us?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 3:05:07 GMT -5
I was tempted but she was a big girl, ginger, and kind of mental. Why do Wrestlecrap guys never have nice people crushing on us? cuz we like the heels?
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Strotha
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Post by Strotha on Dec 30, 2008 3:27:11 GMT -5
I was tempted but she was a big girl, ginger, and kind of mental. Why do Wrestlecrap guys never have nice people crushing on us? I wish I knew this girl.An insane ginger is a dream to me.By big do you mean fat or tall or strong?If it's the latter two, give me her number, I need a new mistress. The last person who had a crush on me was real nice.He was a cool guy, he was into alot of the same stuff as me.I was in a relationship at the time, though, so nothing ever became of that.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 30, 2008 3:55:45 GMT -5
Dang, wish I had some of your luck. Oh and you wouldn't of wanted any part of the 'nice' lady from my past. I only talked to her cause she had liquorish roll ups to make cigarettes out of. ;D
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