Mac
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Post by Mac on Dec 28, 2008 23:46:19 GMT -5
Celery is clearly satanic in nature. This flavorless mess cant even technically be considered food (foodstuff) because the calories exerted to consume it are greater than the calories contained in it.
ITS NOT FOOD!
And it ruins other food.
A perfectly good tuna fish sandwich RUINED by celery
I has a chicken pot pie.. WTF was there celery in it? WHY? It does NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
Stop making celery, where the hell do they grow it and why? The 99% water content takes up too much space.. in our struggling economic times can we afford such filler?
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 28, 2008 23:47:16 GMT -5
I agree, celery is my least favourite vegetable. It's disgusting, and I try to avoid eating it as much as possible. It's just gross. Absolutely gross.
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Post by Claw died on Dec 28, 2008 23:47:20 GMT -5
I like celery.
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 28, 2008 23:48:22 GMT -5
DAMN STRAIGHT!
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 28, 2008 23:48:28 GMT -5
I enjoy celery with bleu cheese.
Wanna fight about it?
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Post by bob on Dec 28, 2008 23:48:43 GMT -5
celery goes great with tuna fish and I remember as a kid putting peanut butter on celery then topping it off with rasins
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 28, 2008 23:50:01 GMT -5
I enjoy celery with bleu cheese. Wanna fight about it? *A random poster runs up and hits Insomniac with a Chair*
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Post by Claw died on Dec 28, 2008 23:50:19 GMT -5
celery goes great with tuna fish and I remember as a kid putting peanut butter on celery then topping it off with rasins ANTS ON A f***IN' LOG! HELL YEAH!
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Mac
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Post by Mac on Dec 28, 2008 23:51:16 GMT -5
I enjoy celery with bleu cheese. Wanna fight about it? Yanno what? Kinda
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 28, 2008 23:51:17 GMT -5
It's part of the trinity of cajun cooking bases, so it has that going for it
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 28, 2008 23:51:49 GMT -5
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 28, 2008 23:52:15 GMT -5
I enjoy celery with bleu cheese. Wanna fight about it? Yanno what? Kinda I enjoy celery with bleu cheese. Wanna fight about it? *A random poster runs up and hits Insomniac with a Chair* It was that guy!
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 28, 2008 23:52:33 GMT -5
I like it with hot wings.... cools your mouth down. It's also good dipped in ranch. As a stand alone food though yeah it does nothing.
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Post by Mehe is F'n hardcore. on Dec 28, 2008 23:52:38 GMT -5
I enjoy celery with bleu cheese. This!
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Post by Mac on Dec 28, 2008 23:54:08 GMT -5
The nutritional label says celery contains 0 calories.. so i'd assuming the force exerted wont actual add calories.
My g/f's mom ruined stuffing this week by putting celery in it.. WHY??? I dont get it
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Post by The Line on Dec 28, 2008 23:55:38 GMT -5
celery goes great with tuna fish and I remember as a kid putting peanut butter on celery then topping it off with rasins ANTS ON A snorkIN' LOG! HELL YEAH! Dude. The similiarities between you and I are starting to get creepy. Ants on a log were a great deal of my diet as a kid.
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 28, 2008 23:55:40 GMT -5
*A random poster runs up and hits Insomniac with a Chair* I'm here to kick ass and eat celery. And I'm all out of celery. Oh, wait, I found some celery in the back of my fridge. But when I finish eating this celery, I'm gonna kick some ass.
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Mac
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Post by Mac on Dec 28, 2008 23:58:20 GMT -5
*A random poster runs up and hits Insomniac with a Chair* I'm here to kick ass and eat celery. And I'm all out of celery. Oh, wait, I found some celery in the back of my fridge. But when I finish eating this celery, I'm gonna kick some ass. If you like blue cheese on celery may i suggest a more delicious offering.. like blue cheese on cardboard? blue cheese on an oak leaf? blue cheese on air? blue cheese on an ice cube? When you take something delicious like blue cheese and put it on flavorless crunchy, stringy death it still tastes good.
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Post by Claw died on Dec 29, 2008 0:01:35 GMT -5
I eat celery RAW!
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 29, 2008 0:02:05 GMT -5
Bleu cheese on cardboard, eh? My doctor has been telling me that I need more corrugated fiberboard in my diet.
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