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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 29, 2008 0:02:46 GMT -5
Celery is meh. Carrots are better.
I hear celery root or the like is actually better, but nobody uses it.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 29, 2008 0:03:21 GMT -5
The taste of celery counters the bleu cheese. And yes I'm waiting for the "what taste" joke. Celery has a taste, it's very subtle, like the taste of water. But it's not water, it's celery. Celery taste different than water, it's flavor is similar to water to be sure but it's different. Sort of like crunchy water. Yeah, that's it. Celery taste like crunchy water.
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Post by Claw died on Dec 29, 2008 0:03:23 GMT -5
Bleu cheese on cardboard, eh? My doctor has been telling me that I need more corrugated fiberboard in my diet. Dip some cardboard in some chili, you got a meal fit for a king! A homeless king that swiped a can of chili.
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Post by Mac on Dec 29, 2008 0:05:10 GMT -5
celery tastes like milk from female-satans teat. its awful and ruins the world.
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 29, 2008 0:05:20 GMT -5
Bleu cheese on cardboard, eh? My doctor has been telling me that I need more corrugated fiberboard in my diet. Dip some cardboard in some chili, you got a meal fit for a king! A homeless king that swiped a can of chili. Those homeless kings really got it made.
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 29, 2008 0:05:52 GMT -5
I just realized I eat celery in chicken soup. BUT THAT'S IT DAMMIT!
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Post by Mac on Dec 29, 2008 0:06:25 GMT -5
And whats the deal with "Celery Salt" enough already celery we know you exist.
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 29, 2008 0:07:30 GMT -5
I just realized I eat celery in chicken soup. BUT THAT'S IT DAMMIT! It starts with chicken soup. Then you'll put it in your salad or mix it with tuna. Soon you're buying a bag a day and eating it like candy. You can't resist the crunchy texture! The watery flavor! Admit it!
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 29, 2008 0:07:55 GMT -5
I just realized I eat celery in chicken soup. BUT THAT'S IT DAMMIT! It starts with chicken soup. Then you'll put it in your salad or mix it with tuna. Soon you're buying a bag a day and eating it like candy. You can't resist the crunchy texture! The watery flavor! Admit it! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will not succumb to your peer pressure
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Post by EAT IT on Dec 29, 2008 0:09:56 GMT -5
I love celery.
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Post by Mac on Dec 29, 2008 0:10:31 GMT -5
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 29, 2008 0:12:38 GMT -5
And whats the deal with "Celery Salt" enough already celery we know you exist. Ok you can f*** with celery but don't f*** with celery salt!!! Celery salt is neccesary to make the only true hot dog, the Chicago Dog.
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 29, 2008 0:13:16 GMT -5
Me too. I love celery. Celery is the best. I could eat it every day. It's nice to see you finally come around.
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Post by Mac on Dec 29, 2008 0:14:22 GMT -5
And whats the deal with "Celery Salt" enough already celery we know you exist. Ok you can snork with celery but don't snork with celery salt!!! Celery salt is neccesary to make the only true hot dog, the Chicago Dog. Yeah but celery salt is basically taking something unhealthy "salt" and mixing it with crunchy watery dirty ridden green stuff.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Dec 29, 2008 0:15:08 GMT -5
I never understand why they give you celery...or carrots for that matter...with wings.
They always get wasted by me & the wife.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 29, 2008 0:15:56 GMT -5
and it's delicious
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Post by Mac on Dec 29, 2008 0:16:18 GMT -5
I never understand why they give you celery...or carrots for that matter...with wings. They always get wasted by me & the wife. they're trying to get you hooked. The National Celery Council has their hooks in deep with many restaurant chains
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 29, 2008 0:17:18 GMT -5
I hate how loud celery is when people crunch on it. That bugs me. And it tastes gross.
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 29, 2008 0:17:41 GMT -5
And whats the deal with "Celery Salt" enough already celery we know you exist. Ok you can snork with celery but don't snork with celery salt!!! Celery salt is neccesary to make the only true hot dog, the Chicago Dog. Yep
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Post by Aceorton on Dec 29, 2008 0:19:00 GMT -5
Celery is one of those foods that's meant to be cooked down so you don't actually taste it. It's a texture provider and it "pads out" foods like soups and casseroles to make them more filling.
Eating a stick of raw celery is like spreading fertilizer on your lawn with your bare hands -- there are other ways to do it that are less unpleasant.
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