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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 4, 2008 23:51:17 GMT -5
Monty Python reference.
Stabbed me in the back with a moose.
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Post by Cyno on Dec 4, 2008 23:53:05 GMT -5
Has a year's supply of Tab stashed away for when the Apocalypse comes.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 4, 2008 23:53:57 GMT -5
Plans to name all his future children after obscure foreign sandwiches.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 4, 2008 23:55:50 GMT -5
His real name is Sandwich, the Third. The lie here is there's no Sabdwich the First and Second.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 5, 2008 0:02:34 GMT -5
His real name is Qzzuundroxxz, pronounced "koo-zoon-drox."
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 5, 2008 0:09:25 GMT -5
Stole the cookie in the cookie jar.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 5, 2008 0:26:36 GMT -5
Stole the cookie that I stole in the cookie jar from me, ate it, and laughed at me.
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thelesserevil
El Dandy
KHALI BRAINS!!
Follow the Sheep
Posts: 7,523
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Post by thelesserevil on Dec 5, 2008 0:28:56 GMT -5
Lives in a hollowed out mammoth body.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 5, 2008 0:29:48 GMT -5
Throws poop at people.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 5, 2008 0:30:16 GMT -5
Has a rare disease that causes him to hallucinate after eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 5, 2008 0:31:38 GMT -5
Tried to kill me using a spoon full of ants.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 5, 2008 0:33:56 GMT -5
Was the inspiration for the song Escapist by Nightwish.
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thelesserevil
El Dandy
KHALI BRAINS!!
Follow the Sheep
Posts: 7,523
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Post by thelesserevil on Dec 5, 2008 0:42:23 GMT -5
Is my grandma.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 5, 2008 0:43:35 GMT -5
Trapped me in a box.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 5, 2008 0:43:56 GMT -5
Is my grandma's grandson.
Therefore, he is ME.
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Post by DSR on Dec 5, 2008 0:44:43 GMT -5
Gives armdrags to random people who try to walk past him on the street.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Dec 5, 2008 0:47:23 GMT -5
Pretended to be a hollywood agent so he could get in Elizabeth Banks' pants
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Post by DSR on Dec 5, 2008 0:50:22 GMT -5
Told me that plan would work.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 5, 2008 0:50:44 GMT -5
Killed his first-born son to eat his youthful heart and bathe in his blood.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Dec 5, 2008 0:54:06 GMT -5
Told me that I could fly with just the right amount of alcohol
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