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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on Dec 5, 2008 2:55:22 GMT -5
Is responsible for every spam mail ever sent. He does, however, donate all the profits to orphans. And by that, I mean he buys them cigarettes, liquor and prostitutes.
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thelesserevil
El Dandy
KHALI BRAINS!!
Follow the Sheep
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Post by thelesserevil on Dec 5, 2008 3:56:20 GMT -5
Likes to vroom vroom vroom and a zoom zoom zoom.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 5, 2008 4:48:52 GMT -5
Clearly speaks very little English.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2008 5:28:56 GMT -5
Shagged a gelfling.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 5, 2008 5:30:36 GMT -5
Watched me do it.
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thelesserevil
El Dandy
KHALI BRAINS!!
Follow the Sheep
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Post by thelesserevil on Dec 5, 2008 5:30:37 GMT -5
Drinks candles.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2008 5:35:21 GMT -5
Inserts candles into places where there shouldn't be candles.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 5, 2008 5:38:08 GMT -5
Once hammered a nail through his dick to impress a girl he liked.It didn't work.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2008 5:43:53 GMT -5
Shot a goose with a potato gun then had to flee.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 5, 2008 5:47:02 GMT -5
Bleeds candy.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
Posts: 17,056
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Post by default on Dec 5, 2008 5:49:01 GMT -5
Exorcises deviled hams at grocery stores at least three times a week.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2008 5:50:50 GMT -5
Hates puppies.
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thelesserevil
El Dandy
KHALI BRAINS!!
Follow the Sheep
Posts: 7,523
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Post by thelesserevil on Dec 5, 2008 5:52:00 GMT -5
Weebles and Woobles, and does fall down.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 5, 2008 5:52:15 GMT -5
Exorcises deviled hams at grocery stores at least three times a week. Of course that's a lie.I love Satan, and the hams are made from the pigs at our animal mutilations.They're all part of his evil bidding, end of the world, bla bla bla, you know, Satan stuff. Once attempted to ride a Frisbee.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2008 5:58:49 GMT -5
Survived falling off a burning cliff.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 5, 2008 6:00:29 GMT -5
Once hit a tree very hard while skiing, but survived.
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thelesserevil
El Dandy
KHALI BRAINS!!
Follow the Sheep
Posts: 7,523
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Post by thelesserevil on Dec 5, 2008 6:03:55 GMT -5
Is a potatoe man.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Dec 5, 2008 6:04:05 GMT -5
Is related to Optimus Prime.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2008 6:04:19 GMT -5
Enjoys the smell of burning lemons.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 5, 2008 6:07:15 GMT -5
Pays someone to let him fart on them 56 times a month.
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