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Post by Insomniac on Jan 3, 2009 23:41:37 GMT -5
I took a year off and no one cared. Who are you again?
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 3, 2009 23:41:56 GMT -5
Today stevierichardsfan babyface left the wrestlecrap forums. That is the first line in my journal for the date of January 3rd 2009. While that line by itself may seem very small on paper, it carries with it a sense of loss that is unfathomable to most of mankind. It is the kind of loss so great that the world stops, and everyone from the poorest peasant to the greatest emperor takes notice. Noah felt it as he watched the world drown around him. Napoleon felt it as he watched his empire fall, King Midas felt it when he discovered that he had destroyed everything in the world he truly loved. And tonight every member of wrestlecrap is feeling it too. While this separation may not be a permanent one, for a man like Stevie there are no guarantees in life. Stevie was the kind of man who rode life like and out of control bronco, ready at any moment to tame it or let it kill him. He was a tortured soul, a poet who used these forums as a canvas, and the dangerous world he inhabited as the ink. I don't know where Stevie is right now, but I'd like to imagine that stevie is somewhere out there making out with a toothless, teen aged mother. He will probably pay her off with a cookie. Then he will turn, and leave her apartment stepping over piles of toothless dirty children as makes his way to the door. Just as he is about to take that final step out into the inky blackness he will pause turn around, and blow a kiss. This sir needs to be given the Library of Congress so that this fine tribute may be preserved for all time
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 3, 2009 23:43:34 GMT -5
I yook a year off and no one cared. Nobody cares how many years you yooked off. If by yook you mean jack, then I agree.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 3, 2009 23:43:36 GMT -5
Frank, this is why you're one of my favorites. Bravo sir, bravo.
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Post by Insomniac on Jan 3, 2009 23:45:26 GMT -5
Today stevierichardsfan babyface left the wrestlecrap forums. That is the first line in my journal for the date of January 3rd 2009. While that line by itself may seem very small on paper, it carries with it a sense of loss that is unfathomable to most of mankind. It is the kind of loss so great that the world stops, and everyone from the poorest peasant to the greatest emperor takes notice. Noah felt it as he watched the world drown around him. Napoleon felt it as he watched his empire fall, King Midas felt it when he discovered that he had destroyed everything in the world he truly loved. And tonight every member of wrestlecrap is feeling it too. While this separation may not be a permanent one, for a man like Stevie there are no guarantees in life. Stevie was the kind of man who rode life like and out of control bronco, ready at any moment to tame it or let it kill him. He was a tortured soul, a poet who used these forums as a canvas, and the dangerous world he inhabited as the ink. I don't know where Stevie is right now, but I'd like to imagine that stevie is somewhere out there making out with a toothless, teen aged mother. He will probably pay her off with a cookie. Then he will rise, and leave her apartment stepping over piles of toothless dirty children as he makes his way to the door. Just as he is about to take that final step out into the inky blackness he will pause turn around, and blow a kiss. Simple Minds is icing on the delicious cake that you have created.
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Post by The Wraith on Jan 3, 2009 23:45:37 GMT -5
Nobody cares how many years you yooked off. If by yook you mean jack, then I agree. Yook is more extreme than jack. Yooking off three times a day can kill you.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 3, 2009 23:47:20 GMT -5
If by yook you mean jack, then I agree. Yook is more extreme than jack. Yooking off three times a day can kill you. That's just an old wives tale. Now Xooking off that can kill ya.
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Post by blackout734 on Jan 3, 2009 23:47:50 GMT -5
Today stevierichardsfan babyface left the wrestlecrap forums. That is the first line in my journal for the date of January 3rd 2009. While that line by itself may seem very small on paper, it carries with it a sense of loss that is unfathomable to most of mankind. It is the kind of loss so great that the world stops, and everyone from the poorest peasant to the greatest emperor takes notice. Noah felt it as he watched the world drown around him. Napoleon felt it as he watched his empire fall, King Midas felt it when he discovered that he had destroyed everything in the world he truly loved. And tonight every member of wrestlecrap is feeling it too. While this separation may not be a permanent one, for a man like Stevie there are no guarantees in life. Stevie was the kind of man who rode life like and out of control bronco, ready at any moment to tame it or let it kill him. He was a tortured soul, a poet who used these forums as a canvas, and the dangerous world he inhabited as the ink. I don't know where Stevie is right now, but I'd like to imagine that stevie is somewhere out there making out with a toothless, teen aged mother. He will probably pay her off with a cookie. Then he will turn, and leave her apartment stepping over piles of toothless dirty children as makes his way to the door. Just as he is about to take that final step out into the inky blackness he will pause turn around, and blow a kiss. Sir you have made my day, week, month and year Thank you.
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Post by The Wraith on Jan 3, 2009 23:48:04 GMT -5
Yook is more extreme than jack. Yooking off three times a day can kill you. That's just an old wives tale. Now Xooking off that can kill ya. Combining yooking with xooking gives you zooking. Which sounds like a lost Pokemon name.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 3, 2009 23:49:27 GMT -5
That's just an old wives tale. Now Xooking off that can kill ya. Combining yooking with xooking gives you zooking. Which sounds like a lost Pokemon name. Charmander is not amused.
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Post by blackout734 on Jan 3, 2009 23:49:44 GMT -5
That's just an old wives tale. Now Xooking off that can kill ya. Combining yooking with xooking gives you zooking. Which sounds like a lost Pokemon name. Gotta catch the........ nevermind.....
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Post by The Wraith on Jan 3, 2009 23:50:51 GMT -5
Combining yooking with xooking gives you zooking. Which sounds like a lost Pokemon name. Charmander is not amused. Well YOUR Momander isn't amused.
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Post by blackout734 on Jan 3, 2009 23:53:20 GMT -5
Charmander is not amused. Well YOUR Momander isn't amused.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 3, 2009 23:53:42 GMT -5
That's just an old wives tale. Now Xooking off that can kill ya. Combining yooking with xooking gives you zooking. Which sounds like a lost Pokemon name. Zooking spelled backwards is Ginkooz
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 3, 2009 23:54:12 GMT -5
Charmander is not amused. Well YOUR Momander isn't amused. Oh yeah? Well, you're a TURKEY.
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Post by The Wraith on Jan 3, 2009 23:55:59 GMT -5
Well YOUR Momander isn't amused. Oh yeah? Well, you're a TURKEY.And you're an OSTRICH.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 3, 2009 23:56:42 GMT -5
Oh yeah? Well, you're a TURKEY.And you're an OSTRICH. Turkey's EAT ostriches! Wait. Let me rethink this.
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Post by Insomniac on Jan 3, 2009 23:56:52 GMT -5
Well YOUR Momander isn't amused. Oh yeah? Well, you're a TURKEY.He's right, drug dealers are dorks, don't even talk to 'em!
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Post by The Wraith on Jan 3, 2009 23:57:35 GMT -5
Turkey's EAT ostriches! Wait. Let me rethink this. Let your MOM rethink this!
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Post by FrankGotch on Jan 3, 2009 23:58:01 GMT -5
What can I say? Some men are born to follow, and some are born lead, but every great once in a while a man comes along who inspires the world. Confucius, Shakspear, Gandhi, and now Stevie.
He is truly the wind beneath our wings. Gods speed Stevie come home soon.
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