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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jan 4, 2009 7:38:56 GMT -5
For you older guys out there, do you EVER get tired of looking at naked chicks? Not if said naked chicks are actually in the same room with me & aren't being paid to be naked
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Post by Just One of the Guys on Jan 4, 2009 8:38:42 GMT -5
There's nothing wrong with watching pornography of course (barring the illegal stuff) but I've met people who know all the 'actresses' names and deem particular titles as "landmarks in the genre." THAT'S when you know it's getting too much. But dude, The Devil in Miss Jones starring Georgina Spelvin is a classic! I mean, it was shot on film! Shot. On. Film. It's a great movie for its dark symbolism, its mise en scene, its lack of denouement or deus ex machina much like French art cinema, but without the DP. I mean, how far can you get without a director of photography, but still. I give it four tubes of lube.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 4, 2009 8:43:21 GMT -5
There's nothing wrong with watching pornography of course (barring the illegal stuff) but I've met people who know all the 'actresses' names and deem particular titles as "landmarks in the genre." THAT'S when you know it's getting too much. But dude, The Devil in Miss Jones starring Georgina Spelvin is a classic! I mean, it was shot on film! Shot. On. Film. It's a great movie for its dark symbolism, its mise en scene, its lack of denouement or deus ex machina much like French art cinema, but without the DP. I mean, how far can you get without a director of photography, but still. I give it four tubes of lube. Georgina Spelvin also had a small role (non-sexual, thankfully) in the remake with Jenna Jameson.
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Post by Loki on Jan 4, 2009 8:52:55 GMT -5
For you older guys out there, do you EVER get tired of looking at naked chicks? At times yes. Especially when it's glossy material, involving women turned into breathing (and sucking) plastic dolls acting with all the passion and the involvement of a cupboard.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 4, 2009 15:01:55 GMT -5
For you older guys out there, do you EVER get tired of looking at naked chicks? At times yes. Especially when it's glossy material, involving women turned into breathing (and sucking) plastic dolls acting with all the passion and the involvement of a cupboard. You Europeans have high standards.
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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Jan 4, 2009 15:06:40 GMT -5
There's nothing wrong with watching pornography of course (barring the illegal stuff) but I've met people who know all the 'actresses' names and deem particular titles as "landmarks in the genre." THAT'S when you know it's getting too much. But dude, The Devil in Miss Jones starring Georgina Spelvin is a classic! I mean, it was shot on film! Shot. On. Film. It's a great movie for its dark symbolism, its mise en scene, its lack of denouement or deus ex machina much like French art cinema, but without the DP. I mean, how far can you get without a director of photography, but still. I give it four tubes of lube. you are now my favorite-est chick on here
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 4, 2009 15:07:52 GMT -5
But dude, The Devil in Miss Jones starring Georgina Spelvin is a classic! I mean, it was shot on film! Shot. On. Film. It's a great movie for its dark symbolism, its mise en scene, its lack of denouement or deus ex machina much like French art cinema, but without the DP. I mean, how far can you get without a director of photography, but still. I give it four tubes of lube. you are now my favorite-est chick on here You North Carolinans have high standards. ;D
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Post by Bobeddy on Jan 4, 2009 15:18:25 GMT -5
We also had a guy once spend 8 hours looking for the right video to rent. Hmm, do I want 'Kinky Co-eds' or 'Big Butt Parade'? I mean they could have a kinky co-ed with a really big butt, but what are the chances of that? 'Asian Adventure'....nah, might have subtitles.
Aw Bob, you're in way over your head.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 4, 2009 15:30:49 GMT -5
my only advice is to pace yourself. I read an article a few years ago that some guys can get so addicted to porn that when they do try to have sex with a woman they can't get it up. Limit yourself to only a few times a week and you should be fine.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 4, 2009 15:51:01 GMT -5
my only advice is to pace yourself. I read an article a few years ago that some guys can get so addicted to porn that when they do try to have sex with a woman they can't get it up. Limit yourself to only a few times a week and you should be fine. Naw, you don't understand...he's like a cat lady. He just downloads it all, he never actually watches it. He's saving the watching part for retirement.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 4, 2009 15:53:35 GMT -5
my only advice is to pace yourself. I read an article a few years ago that some guys can get so addicted to porn that when they do try to have sex with a woman they can't get it up. Limit yourself to only a few times a week and you should be fine. Naw, you don't understand...he's like a cat lady. He just downloads it all, he never actually watches it. He's saving the watching part for retirement. By then he won't be able to use it. No ink the fountain pen.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 4, 2009 16:02:34 GMT -5
Naw, you don't understand...he's like a cat lady. He just downloads it all, he never actually watches it. He's saving the watching part for retirement. By then he won't be able to use it. No ink the fountain pen. Well, if you have a porn addiction, no ink the pen would probably make cleanup easier. Same way as no cheese in the omelette makes breakfast easier... Wait, I'm not sure that came out right.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 4, 2009 18:50:11 GMT -5
I am amazed at the amount of porn I have. And I know I STILL don't have as much as some.
Oh well, beats the warm touch of a real human.
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*Sob*
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 4, 2009 20:31:17 GMT -5
I am amazed at the amount of porn I have. And I know I STILL don't have as much as some. Oh well, beats the warm touch of a real human. ... *Sob* Something is getting beaten alright.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 4, 2009 20:35:53 GMT -5
I am amazed at the amount of porn I have. And I know I STILL don't have as much as some. Oh well, beats the warm touch of a real human. ... *Sob* Something is getting beaten alright. But evidently not by him, unless he's not a real human. A robot masturbating to human porn? Odd.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 4, 2009 20:39:11 GMT -5
Something is getting beaten alright. But evidently not by him, unless he's not a real human. A robot masturbating to human porn? Odd. Roberts, is that you?
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 4, 2009 20:40:44 GMT -5
But evidently not by him, unless he's not a real human. A robot masturbating to human porn? Odd. Roberts, is that you? I have never been, nor am I likely to become, a robot. So ladies, quit asking me about my grease gun.
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 4, 2009 21:03:31 GMT -5
See, my problem is a bit different than all of yours. My problem is, that the kind of stuff I'm into (BBWs, big boobs) gets me all sorts of crazy looks at the pron shops.
Me: Excuse me, miss....do you have Scale Bustin' Babes #25?
Yeah, that's all SORTS of awkward.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 4, 2009 21:10:10 GMT -5
See, my problem is a bit different than all of yours. My problem is, that the kind of stuff I'm into (BBWs, big boobs) gets me all sorts of crazy looks at the pron shops. Me: Excuse me, miss....do you have Scale Bustin' Babes #25? Yeah, that's all SORTS of awkward. Porn shops...dude, just order it off the internet. You'll completely avoid this whole awkward situation (and people should PROBABLY be minding their own f***in' bee's wax in a smut shop. They do around here, anyway, because you never know who you'll see in a town of 33,000 people with only one small smut shop). Or just dress like Rob Halford from the early '80s and ask for something far more disturbing. They'll be glad to see you ask for Scale Bustin' Babes (or any of that stuff from Scoreland and what not) in comparison.
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 4, 2009 21:13:27 GMT -5
See, my problem is a bit different than all of yours. My problem is, that the kind of stuff I'm into (BBWs, big boobs) gets me all sorts of crazy looks at the pron shops. Me: Excuse me, miss....do you have Scale Bustin' Babes #25? Yeah, that's all SORTS of awkward. Porn shops...dude, just order it off the internet. You'll completely avoid this whole awkward situation (and people should PROBABLY be minding their own snorkin' bee's wax in a smut shop. They do around here, anyway, because you never know who you'll see in a town of 33,000 people with only one small smut shop). Or just dress like Rob Halford from the early '80s and ask for something far more disturbing. They'll be glad to see you ask for Scale Bustin' Babes (or any of that stuff from Scoreland and what not) in comparison. Yeah, I like to TRY staying on the web for my orders, but sometimes I don't feel like waiting two weeks for delivery of my DVD. After a couple of incidents where I was made to feel pretty, well, dirty for what I was buying, I tend to avoid shops altogether.
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