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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 1, 2009 17:16:33 GMT -5
I feel pretty confident that I could pin some manner of walrus.
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Post by Square on Jan 1, 2009 17:24:33 GMT -5
Do Pandas count as mammals?
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 1, 2009 17:47:44 GMT -5
So is it pin or kill. If it's kill do we have a weapon
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jan 1, 2009 17:49:24 GMT -5
Do Pandas count as mammals? ...Yea....
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Post by sam_III on Jan 1, 2009 17:51:08 GMT -5
A Cow.
They seem to be very docile animals, so after a good ol' tipping, I could easily have my way with one.
Possibly a Giraffe too...
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 1, 2009 17:57:42 GMT -5
I can take on all mammals! I've fought grizzly bears to the death, and even killed an entire pack of wolves! So the biggest mammal I can take in a fight is the biggest mammal there is, the Blue Whale! On land I'll win by default as its weight would crush itself to death. In the water I'll still win. A kick to the nads, a Falcon Punch to the stomach and a Shoryuken to finish that over sized son of a bitch off.
PS, when I read the thread title I thought it said Biggest Mamma! You Think You Could Take in a Fight.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 1, 2009 17:59:17 GMT -5
So is it pin or kill. If it's kill do we have a weapon It depends. Whatever it takes to make it clear your the winner. So for example, if a lion was still clawing at you after you pinned it, you'd still have to fight him off.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 1, 2009 18:01:32 GMT -5
I could take a very drunk Manatee if required.
Also is there money involved?
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 1, 2009 18:02:42 GMT -5
To be safe you have to kill the animal. And to be fair, since they can only use the weapons nature gifted with(claws, fangs, teeth, etc.) we can only do the same. Meaning the only weapon you can use is your organic body.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 1, 2009 18:04:01 GMT -5
T the only weapon you can use is your organic body. Then I am officially snorked.
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Post by erisi236 on Jan 1, 2009 18:05:23 GMT -5
The deadliest mammal of all...
MAN! *dun dun dun*
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 1, 2009 18:06:32 GMT -5
T the only weapon you can use is your organic body. Then I am officially snorked. Well, I think it would be fair to use a weapon in your immediate vicinity as I could imagine a monkey or something picking up a stick and hitting me with it. Hence the reason I think I could beat a camel. Unless he lured me into the desert.
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Post by Trip Fisk a.k.a. Foley is Good on Jan 1, 2009 18:08:14 GMT -5
A bull elephant.
I'm that confident.
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Post by sam_III on Jan 1, 2009 18:09:58 GMT -5
To be safe you have to kill the animal. And to be fair, since they can only use the weapons nature gifted with(claws, fangs, teeth, etc.) we can only do the same. Meaning the only weapon you can use is your organic body. I still stick with a cow. To get the pin, I was planning on tipping it, then grappling it ala Kurt Angle. But to kill it with my bare hands? I guess that would involve a series of jabs to the head to weaken it, then ending it with me reaching through it's eyes socket and ripping it's brain out. And as a disclaimer, I would only kill the cow if my life depended on it. If this was simply a prize fight, or for some sort of championship belt, I would be satisfied with a pin, or win via submission.
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Post by thelastcall on Jan 1, 2009 18:10:02 GMT -5
A blue whale
Seriously, the hell is it gonna do when it's out of water
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 1, 2009 18:10:38 GMT -5
If a Monkey throws poop can I throw poop?
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 1, 2009 18:12:11 GMT -5
If a Monkey throws poop can I throw poop? Yes!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 1, 2009 18:16:12 GMT -5
If a Monkey throws poop can I throw poop? Yes! Then I have a score to settle with a primate excuse me a moment....
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 1, 2009 18:17:04 GMT -5
Probably one of those really fat people. One that can only move via a crane.
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Jan 1, 2009 18:46:41 GMT -5
Think I could score a victory over a Sloth. It would have to be slow and lumbering whatever it was.
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