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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 29, 2008 19:57:59 GMT -5
I voted Anakin.
This reminds me of when I made the thread 'Kids Ruin Everything (In Movies)' thread.
What about the kid in Gladiator who said 'Maximus was going to kill the Emperor of Rome' to the f***ing Emperor of Rome. And several people are then murdered by Legions following the Emperor's orders. Well done Kid.
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Post by Loki on Dec 29, 2008 20:13:47 GMT -5
The kid in Problem Child.
Good God, these movies are the best safe-sex commercials ever.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 29, 2008 20:15:44 GMT -5
The little girl from the TV Movie The Langoliers.
I loved the book from Stephen King; she irritated me in the actual movie.
Irritated me beyond belief.
Beyond Belief, wasn't that a TV Show?
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Post by Rube on Dec 29, 2008 20:23:32 GMT -5
Anakin.
Should have been an adult in the first one. Grrr.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 29, 2008 20:30:21 GMT -5
Anakin. Should have been an adult in the first one. Grrr. "Why is it in the original Star Wars, Obi-Wan tells Luke that when he met his father, he was a great pilot, but in Episode I he's just a boy?" "Well, the power of myth..." "Isn't it true that you knew this was a bad movie?! That you wrote it over a weekend but kept telling people it was done for years?!" Sorry, had to get that out.
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Post by Cap'n Crud on Dec 30, 2008 2:29:48 GMT -5
That obnoxious little brat in The Leprechaun. Pretty much any kid in Slasher movies actually. All movie long you want that walking talking ad for an abortion clinic to buy it and yet they somehow survive just to keep on being annoying. Just like Scrappy from the Scooby Doo cartoons.
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Post by tmc1982 on Dec 30, 2008 3:08:33 GMT -5
Any kid in the live-action Superman movies: *Ricky (Lana Lang's son) for "Superman III" *Jeremy from "Superman IV: The Quest for Peace" *Jason from "Superman Returns" - I want to punch Bryan Singer in the face for saddling Lois and Clark with an illegitament kid alone (beyond the fact that the movie in general sucked).
Another group of kids in a superhero movie that I couldn't stand were those kids (supposedly, Sam Raimi, the director's children) watching the big climatic fight sequence on "Spider-Man 3". If "Spidey 3" hadn't already been such a gigantic clusterf***, then maybe I wouldn't have minded too much. But add the kids (especially that little girl, who conned J. Jonah Jameson out of a camera), with that obnoxious c*** of a British TV reporter, and the overall crappiness of the movie, and I just wanted to break shit afterwards out of utter frustration. I want to kick Sam Raimi's ass for dropping the ball big time with this movie.
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Post by tmc1982 on Dec 30, 2008 3:10:49 GMT -5
I voted for the kid who played Anakin, who was extremely annoying. There was several times when he said something, I wanted to smack up side the head and yell "SHUT UP!!!!". On one hand I wanted to see him killed, but I knew he wasn't going to die since who he was going to grow up to be. As bad as Jake Lloyd was as Anakin, Hayden Christiansan was ten times worst. God, I hate that motherf***er. He turned one of the greatest villains in cinematic history, Darth Vader, into a whiny, emo-filled tool.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 30, 2008 3:11:27 GMT -5
Any kid in the live-action Superman movies: *Ricky (Lana Lang's son) for "Superman III" *Jeremy from "Superman IV: The Quest for Peace" *Jason from "Superman Returns" - I want to punch Bryan Singer in the face for saddling Lois and Clark with an illegitament kid alone (beyond the fact that the movie in general sucked). Another group of kids in a superhero movie that I couldn't stand were those kids (supposedly, Sam Raimi, the director's children) watching the big climatic fight sequence on "Spider-Man 3". If "Spidey 3" hadn't already been such a gigantic clustersnork, then maybe I wouldn't have minded too much. But add the kids (especially that little girl, who conned J. Jonah Jameson out of a camera), with that obnoxious shoebox of a British TV reporter, and the overall crappiness of the movie, and I just wanted to break excretory matter afterwards out of utter frustration. I want to kick Sam Raimi's ass for dropping the ball big time with this movie. Where do I join your fan club?
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Post by tmc1982 on Dec 30, 2008 3:13:07 GMT -5
Other. Specifically, Drew Barrymore in Cat's Eye. What could have been a great set of Steven King stories was demolished by her craptastic performance. Drew Barrymore if you ask me, is pretty much a real life version of Susan Olsen as Cindy on "The Brady Bunch".
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Post by tmc1982 on Dec 30, 2008 4:02:27 GMT -5
I just found a thread on Superhero Hype! that brings up this exact subject!
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 30, 2008 7:31:16 GMT -5
Other: Will Smith's son in The Day The Earth Stood Still remake
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Post by Paco S. Loco on Dec 30, 2008 8:46:04 GMT -5
90% of all kids in movies are annoying.
My worst of the bunch is still the kid from Home Alone 4 with the kid from Gladiator/Unbreakable in second.
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Post by GreenMan on Dec 30, 2008 14:05:48 GMT -5
Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin) from Superbad
omg was he so annoying...i cant stand to even watch it because of him.
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Post by blef on Dec 30, 2008 15:56:55 GMT -5
Anybody else see Jaden Smith in a few years screaming at papparazzi/police officers, "Do you know who my father is?!?" And if there's a god, the cop shoots him dead and then yells "Yo homes, to Bel Air!"
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Post by Bobafett on Dec 30, 2008 19:53:57 GMT -5
the kid in Mimic, so much trouble he caused..and so annoying..why couldn't the bugs have gotten him?
Anakin..simple..dark lords or een future ones NEVER say yippee..NEVER (apparently Lucas said he had the rough idea for 6..or 9 depending on what day you hear him.. movies but when he could only choose oeto do chose te 4th cos itapparently was the best standalone i call bullcrap, e labeled em 4 to 6 so people would beg him to make more.. Lucas had no ideaabout the prequels contentother than Vaders fall )
the kid from Godzilla vs Megalon
Deus Ex Machina woulda added in Newt from Aliens if he was still amoung us ( he REALLY hated her )
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Post by Aceorton on Dec 30, 2008 20:46:30 GMT -5
Did anyone see "Kicking and Screaming"? This kid ... hoooo, boy. At first I thought, "Oh, OK, they gave a token role to a retarded kid. That's fine." But then as the movie went on, I realized he's not actually retarded. He's just a massive douche. I should lay off, I guess, because apparently last year he traveled through a black hole and aged to a become a 41-year-old man.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 30, 2008 21:14:44 GMT -5
Other: Will Smith's son in The Day The Earth Stood Still remake Yep. I wanted to castrate the little bastard, make him shut up. God damn, he was so annoying. Anakin. Should have been an adult in the first one. Grrr. "Why is it in the original Star Wars, Obi-Wan tells Luke that when he met his father, he was a great pilot, but in Episode I he's just a boy?" "Well, the power of myth..." "Isn't it true that you knew this was a bad movie?! That you wrote it over a weekend but kept telling people it was done for years?!" Sorry, had to get that out. Objection, your honor! The pod race waaaaaas pretty cool.
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Post by Garee on Dec 30, 2008 22:52:17 GMT -5
Honestly I could never take Lex in Jurassic Park, I love the movie but can't stand the girl
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Post by nate5054 on Dec 31, 2008 0:28:31 GMT -5
Haven't read the whole thread, but I'm voting for Stallone's kid in Over the Top.
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