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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 30, 2008 18:05:51 GMT -5
"Excuse me, where can I find the batteries?"
I felt so dirty.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 30, 2008 18:07:28 GMT -5
Drunk old lady at bus stop: "Hey, lemme have that shirt. Lemme have it."
Radio Clash: "......"
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Post by George Harrison on Dec 30, 2008 18:18:52 GMT -5
^ Do you refer to yourself as Radio Clash away from Wrestlecrap? Lol.
Woman: Do you smoke?
Me: No.
Woman: I bet you're a vegetarian aswell.
I tried to say something back but I was legitimately speechless haha
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 30, 2008 18:20:13 GMT -5
"Do you eat people?"
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Dec 30, 2008 18:22:40 GMT -5
"You have really nice shoulders"
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Post by waffleofpower on Dec 30, 2008 18:26:02 GMT -5
Some, presumably, drunk guy walked up to me at a concert and asked "Can I change your diaper?" before stumbling off. I just stared off into space like o___o;;
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 30, 2008 18:26:03 GMT -5
I made a cheeseburger for a guy once. He comes back a while later and orders a cheeseburger again. He then says this:
"You make real good cheeseburgers. Last time I was here you made a burger so good...my dick got hard, man."
Walk away...
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 30, 2008 18:27:59 GMT -5
Some, presumably, drunk guy walked up to me at a concert and asked "Can I change your diaper?" before stumbling off. I just stared off into space like o___o;; Banjo? |
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Dec 30, 2008 18:28:13 GMT -5
I made a cheeseburger for a guy once. He comes back a while later and orders a cheeseburger again. He then says this: "You make real good cheeseburgers. Last time I was here you made a burger so good...my dick got hard, man." Walk away... I think I'd quit on the spot and never touch a cheeseburger as long as I lived. |
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Post by Hidden Jake on Dec 30, 2008 18:29:12 GMT -5
Some guy walked up to my friend who was wearing a John Cena shirt and asked him what Hustle Loyalty and Respect ment.....
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Post by Marc4u23 on Dec 30, 2008 18:29:26 GMT -5
Me and my mate were just standing around talking then this random girl comes up to me and says:
Girl: "Are you gay? My friend wants to know."
Me: "No."
Girl: "Oh okay"
She was f***ing hot though.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 30, 2008 18:30:21 GMT -5
^ Do you refer to yourself as Radio Clash away from Wrestlecrap? Lol. No. I've found out that Justin's more practical. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 18:39:20 GMT -5
Me and my mate were just standing around talking then this random girl comes up to me and says: Girl: "Are you gay? My friend wants to know." Me: "No." Girl: "Oh okay" She was snorking hot though. I had a very similar experience, though instead of the random hot chick asking me if I was gay, she asked me if since I was a ginger I had a firecrotch. That and she wasn't asking for a friend.  |
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FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 30, 2008 18:41:49 GMT -5
"He doesn't like you."
Luckily, Ben Kenobi had my back.
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Post by Supersmark is a Troll on Dec 30, 2008 18:42:31 GMT -5
"Hey, move, what do you want me to do, Break my F***ing neck."
What made it disturbing was that I was Ten when the crazy bag lady told me that.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 18:43:36 GMT -5
"He doesn't like you." Luckily, Ben Kenobi had my back. "I don't like you either!" |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 30, 2008 18:44:33 GMT -5
An old guy comes to me and grabs my arm. Then the following discussion starts:
Random old man: Hey! You! What nationality?
Me: (What's the deal with this guy, is he some racist f***?) Er... well, French.
Old man: *not understanding what i just said* What?
Me: FRENCH!!
Old man: Ah! ...
*silence for a few seconds*
Old man: I'm going to kill you.
Me: WHAT?!!
Old man: And you know why?
Then I quickly removed my arm from his hand and walked away, thinking once again that old people do NOT deserve any special respect for being old.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 30, 2008 18:44:53 GMT -5
"He doesn't like you." Luckily, Ben Kenobi had my back. "I don't like you either!" I'm sorry! |
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Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 30, 2008 18:44:54 GMT -5
I'm in a pub, walking up the left hand side of a staircase leading to a toilet, a guy comes out of the loo and as he passes me and says (in a Germanish accent) "so... you stick to the left side do you?".
Maybe not disturbing but I still wonder what the hell he was on about, maybe some secret gay German code.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 18:46:13 GMT -5
"I don't like you either!" I'm sorry! I'll be careful! You'll be DEAD! (Sorry, had to add in that little part there ) |
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