MCMGM
Vegeta
WC's Official Jeff Buckley Stalkeress.
Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Dec 30, 2008 20:22:25 GMT -5
Some guy walked up to me after a concert and tried to give me pot. I declined. I got my pot from people I know, damn it!
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 30, 2008 20:26:20 GMT -5
Some guy walked up to me after a concert and tried to give me pot. I declined. I got my pot from people I know, damn it! Yeah, I've been offered pot at damn near every concert I've gone too. Not even to buy, just...some random-ass joint. I don't smoke, but hey, at least they like to share?
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 30, 2008 20:28:39 GMT -5
Crazy world, huh? Well, don't let it get you down. PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
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Post by Long A, Short A on Dec 30, 2008 21:01:26 GMT -5
You know what, I've ran into so many homeless people I don't have a memorable story to tell. One time some dude was trying to talk to me and as I walk off dude screams"Baby you know I'd f*** the shit out of you". I was outside of my high school when this happened and I'm glad nobody I knew was around.
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 30, 2008 21:36:25 GMT -5
Stranger - "Hey, how was the trip?" Sam - "What?" Stranger - "How was the trip?" Sam - ".....what trip? Wha?" Stranger - "You shoelaces, they're untied." (Stranger shuffles off)
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Dec 30, 2008 21:56:42 GMT -5
"Is that real blood?What does it taste like?" - some asshole after a stand up gig I did with my face covered in fake blood.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Dec 30, 2008 22:06:30 GMT -5
"Have you considered going into modeling?"
Said to me by a woman at a MAX station who looked like she shopped at K-Mart.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 30, 2008 22:11:08 GMT -5
"Is that real blood?What does it taste like?" - some asshole after a stand up gig I did with my face covered in fake blood. Well, it's salty, but it tastes pretty good, in my opinion. Not...... that I've drunk other people's blood, or anything.
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Post by wrestlesmarks on Dec 30, 2008 22:23:59 GMT -5
"Hey you pervert get away from my daughters window! I ll call the cops!"
Some people are just plain rude.
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Post by Shy Guy on Dec 30, 2008 22:30:52 GMT -5
customer: *throws donut down on the counter* you (f-word) call that a boston cream?
me: no sir, i don't make the donu...
customer: i can ejaculate more than that *leaves*
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 30, 2008 22:33:06 GMT -5
Tch, I can do more then he can.
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Post by Tyfo on Dec 30, 2008 22:34:30 GMT -5
customer: i can ejaculate more than that *leaves* It is now my goal in life to somehow work this into something I say at least 3 times a week!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 30, 2008 22:38:32 GMT -5
Some, presumably, drunk guy walked up to me at a concert and asked "Can I change your diaper?" before stumbling off. I just stared off into space like o___o;; Banjo? In my defense I wasn't drunk. I really did wanna know if I could change her diaper. I was just trying to be nice.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 30, 2008 23:02:33 GMT -5
I was having a few beers in a pub with my brother when some guy I've never met came up to me and the conversation went like this... Random Guy - 'Jesus man, would your parents be proud, I mean..tsk tsk tsk jeez.' Me- 'Huh?' Random Guy - 'Look at yourself, your family are ashamed of you, grow up' Me- My Brother - Oi f*** head, do one! That was it, he left. Very strange.
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Post by twiggy101 on Dec 30, 2008 23:53:57 GMT -5
I was working at a grocery store and some old man asked me if I used Viagra.
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Rube
Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
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Post by Rube on Dec 31, 2008 0:05:29 GMT -5
Everything that's come out of the mouths of the many idiotic 9/11 Truthers I've seen protesting.
I had to be restrained by friends from punching one particular nutjob.
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Post by KStrick on Dec 31, 2008 0:11:01 GMT -5
www.notalwaysright.comThat site has a lot of good 'uns. Anyway, my story. During Recruiters Assistance (Where you dress up in your service dress "blues" and help talk about the Air Force to people who are curious as to what we offer), I was just finishing up, when I went to the Dairy Queen I used to work for in High School, when a heavier-set (REALLY heavier-set) woman came up to me wearing a shirt that said something along the lines of "it's MY choice", obviously a pro-abortion shirt; She spit on me, called me a baby-killer, and talked about how all the military does is spread "terror and fear throughout underdeveloped countries, not giving them the right to clean water and health care". I just took one look at her, laughed, and said "you know, with the shirt you're wearing, calling ME the baby-killer is a little ironic, don't you think?" She didn't
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Post by KStrick on Dec 31, 2008 0:13:28 GMT -5
Everything that's come out of the mouths of the many idiotic 9/11 Truthers I've seen protesting. I had to be restrained by friends from punching one particular nutjob. Yeah, I've had those guys, too. "Hey, where DID you Air Force guys hide those planes?!?" "Hey, what kind of bomb did you use on the WTC/Pentagon?" "Why did you guys bomb our own buildings?" That kinda stuff. Man, I hate the fact that we can't punch those assholes in the face...
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Post by Cela on Dec 31, 2008 1:58:33 GMT -5
I was in Paris on a school trip and the froup was heading down to the metro. Out of nowhere a guy grabbed my ass and said what my teacher loosely tanslated as, "I want to jump your bone."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2008 2:08:44 GMT -5
at a Bombers (football) game me and two friends were mistaken for Blink 182 by a few drunk guys... (were 16/15 and looked nothing like them) one drunk guy then asked us to sign his Bombers shirt... which we declined saying we didn't have a pen... then he started singing all the small things... i joined in... i believe it went something like this...
All the small things
something something
i'll take something
something something
somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin
seriously we were dancing saying somethin somethin somethin for about 5 minutes
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