The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 31, 2008 15:42:59 GMT -5
some girl came into work, and this happened.
Me: Hello, what get for you today? Her: A whole milk latte. Me: I'm sorry,we only have 2%, Non-fat, and Soy milk Her: Well that's bullexcretory matter. Me:(trying to humor her)...yeah, I know Her: Too many skanks around her not knowing what real milk is.
it wouldn't be so bad but she decided to go on this rant during our peak hour, so the line was long as hell.
Oh, and someone once said I look like Edward Norton, but only when I wear sunglasses.
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Tigerlily
Team Rocket
In a beaker?
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Post by Tigerlily on Dec 31, 2008 16:45:36 GMT -5
I was stood in ASDA by the cat food waiting for my Mum to come back with something and this punk looking guy walked past and then a few seconds later he came back and went 'Smile stranger' and I went and he went, no no, you have to show your teeth when you smile and I was like no, I don't like my teeth and then he looked really confused and walked away. And my Mum came back and I told her and she was like I'm sure he was trying to be friendly and I was like, so you're encouraging me to talk to strange people now? Also my Dad takes the bus to and from work everyday as my mum takes the car to her work. My Dad had this coat on that he'd had for about 7-8 years and as he was getting off the bus one evening this woman said to him 'Oh I love your jacket, Cabot Circus darling?' (Cabot Circus is this huge shopping mall in Bristol) and he went 'Uh no, I've had this for a few years but I find the true fashion classics never date' and she went 'I so agree! And then walked off ;D
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@TenaciousBe
Hank Scorpio
Guess who's back... back again
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Post by @TenaciousBe on Dec 31, 2008 17:28:13 GMT -5
I went to a small-town college for a year, and my friend was DJing at a local bar. Early in the night, barely anybody there, and just as I was about to head into the DJ booth with him, some guy tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I wanted to rumble. I looked at him a little confused, and said no, so he said they'd be outside if I changed my mind.
Later on, the guy was out on the dance floor doing all this crazy techno dance crap, but moving away any time any girls came along. I think he was trying to hit on me in some weird way :/
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Jelly
Team Rocket
SUPER FANTASTIC
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Post by Jelly on Dec 31, 2008 18:24:15 GMT -5
I was sitting in a food court one night, and the man across from me was staring down my top and says to me 'So...i think you're about a C cup. Am i right?' I just got up and walked off. Another time i was at an arcade with a friend, and we were both dressed like schoolgirl whores (dont ask, long story). Anyway, this guy walks up behind us, blows on the back of my friends neck, we turn around and he whispers 'I'm a teacher you know ' It was more disturbing because he had his kid with him too.
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Post by Viking Snad on Dec 31, 2008 19:23:52 GMT -5
I was like 10, in the toy section of Wal-Mart while my mom shopped. Some kid comes up and calls me the N word. I'm white. He was black.
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Post by Jared Jammer on Dec 31, 2008 20:18:52 GMT -5
I had a Vietnamese man call me a little bastard and threaten to kill me when I was about 7 for reasons I'd rather not divulge.
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Dec 31, 2008 20:23:40 GMT -5
My sister and her friend were enrolling at a college, and I was there as company. While I was waiting for them nearby, a lady greeted me and asked me if I was an American citizen. I answered her "yes" and she nodded very happily, along with saying, "good, good". While it wasn't disturbing, I did find it a bit random.
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Post by Tyfo on Dec 31, 2008 20:40:59 GMT -5
I work for a moving company. People say all kinds of wired, random crap to us while were in their houses.
Happens all the time.
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Dec 31, 2008 21:06:25 GMT -5
In a bar with my girlfriend at the time at uni about to head off to a Rock Club with a society. A 3rd year mature student walks up.
'Hi, I'm a Necrophiliac.'
Apparantly he was a health student only doing it so he could look at corpses and said both me and the ex would make wonderful sexual partners after we pass on.
We couldn't get out of there fast enough.
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 31, 2008 21:45:35 GMT -5
I remember once biking home at night, Some guy stopped me and asked if I had a lighter and I said no and he said " I'm not worth it. "The guy looks like someone who just murdered his wife or something.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Jan 1, 2009 7:48:51 GMT -5
In a bar with my girlfriend at the time at uni about to head off to a Rock Club with a society. A 3rd year mature student walks up. 'Hi, I'm a Necrophiliac.' Apparantly he was a health student only doing it so he could look at corpses and said both me and the ex would make wonderful sexual partners after we pass on. We couldn't get out of there fast enough. In his warped mind, that was a compliment, but yeah, not even I'd do that.
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Libertine
Unicron
Cerebral Caustic
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Post by Libertine on Jan 1, 2009 11:29:23 GMT -5
Once a man grabbed me by the arm. I looked straight into his eyes and he had the look of a madman. He then said:
"You should come back in the 1970s....THERE WERE PEOPLE THEN!!!"
I was absolutely speechless by the insanity of it all.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Jan 1, 2009 11:35:16 GMT -5
Once a man grabbed me by the arm. I looked straight into his eyes and he had the look of a madman. He then said: "You should come back in the 1970s....THERE WERE PEOPLE THEN!!!" I was absolutely speechless by the insanity of it all. Can I use this in a story I'm writing?
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Libertine
Unicron
Cerebral Caustic
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Post by Libertine on Jan 1, 2009 11:36:11 GMT -5
Once a man grabbed me by the arm. I looked straight into his eyes and he had the look of a madman. He then said: "You should come back in the 1970s....THERE WERE PEOPLE THEN!!!" I was absolutely speechless by the insanity of it all. Can I use this in a story I'm writing? Feel free mate. I'm curious to know exactly how you'd fit it in a story.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Jan 1, 2009 11:38:24 GMT -5
Can I use this in a story I'm writing? Feel free mate. I'm curious to know exactly how you'd fit it in a story. Thank you.I'm sure I'll find a way.
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Post by Shy Guy on Jan 1, 2009 11:40:33 GMT -5
not disturbing but random:
last night at the bar, i was in the washroom making sure my friend was OK because she had a bit too much to drink. there are three stalls in the washroom, two people are puking and in the other stall two people are... yeah...
so this girl walks in the washroom...
her: hey!
me: .... hi?
her: i know you!
me: you do?
her: yeah, from somewhere....
me: where are you from?
her: THE HAMMER BABY! (the hammer= hamilton)
me: i'm not from here
her: oh. are you sure?
me: yeah...
her: because i know i've seen you somewhere before. oh well. happy new years!
it was very awkward.
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Libertine
Unicron
Cerebral Caustic
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Post by Libertine on Jan 1, 2009 11:43:10 GMT -5
Ah, here's another one from last week:
I get told by a lot of people that I look exactly like Russell Crowe.
I was out drinking with my Dad and some of his mates when this portly looking woman came right up to my face and more or less screamed and cackled "IT'S F***KING RUSSELL CROWE!!!!"
I leant in further and screamed "IT'S F***ING DAWN FRENCH!!"
She DID NOT like that.
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Post by rrm15 on Jan 1, 2009 11:55:17 GMT -5
A homeless man once offered to sell me an apple and a BJ at the same time So...did you take em?
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Jan 1, 2009 12:24:13 GMT -5
Feel free mate. I'm curious to know exactly how you'd fit it in a story. Thank you.I'm sure I'll find a way. He sure can, 'cause he is strotha ;D
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keithsells
Team Rocket
Fat f*** of Fail
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Post by keithsells on Jan 1, 2009 15:02:04 GMT -5
In the line at Block Buster when I was 17 I was renting Prison break season 1. This lady walks up to me and asked me if I wanted to go back to her place and watch a movie with her "and whatever happens happens". I said gave the clerk my debit card and didn't say a thing. Although she was hot and about 24ish, But I still got my dvds and went home.
DUMB ME!
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