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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Jan 1, 2009 15:25:43 GMT -5
This actually happened just today:
"Yo man, you lookin' to buy some socks?"
I kept walking, struggling to avoid eye contact.
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Post by Supersmark is a Troll on Jan 1, 2009 16:05:14 GMT -5
Everything that's come out of the mouths of the many idiotic 9/11 Truthers I've seen protesting. I had to be restrained by friends from punching one particular nutjob. Yeah, I've had those guys, too. "Hey, where DID you Air Force guys hide those planes?!?" "Hey, what kind of bomb did you use on the WTC/Pentagon?" "Why did you guys bomb our own buildings?" That kinda stuff. Man, I hate the fact that we can't punch those assholes in the face... We may disagree on who to vote for, but I want to sock one too.
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Post by default on Jan 1, 2009 16:12:29 GMT -5
Some dude when I first moved here started chatting me with. He seemed a bit retarded, so I was nice and chatted with him a bit. I said I was going home and he asked if I was going to watch TV, I said probably a movie since I just moved and had no TV hooked up yet. He asked if it was a dirty movie at which point I could feel him breathing on me. I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face, but basically told him I wasn't into that.
He tried to apologize two or three other times and I finally told him not to talk to me. He still gives me creepy looks and half approaches me, backing off. Including a time when I freaked the shit out of him in Atlantic City (apparently we were both there the same day on different bus trips).
He does this a lot, though, apparently. A co-worker said he asked him how old he was and he said 18, so he invited him to his house but told him to have an I.D. ready.
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Post by CM Dazz on Jan 1, 2009 16:26:56 GMT -5
This past Christmas Eve, I saw a homeless looking guy, walking around downtown Chicago, dragging a red dress through the snow and slush, carrying a purse. He didn't say anything, but it was disturbing.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 1, 2009 17:23:24 GMT -5
I remember a guy that came walking by and yelled out "We wish you a merry SPLEEN!"
It was June.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jan 1, 2009 17:23:42 GMT -5
To make another addition to the weird stranger/sex stories...
One day back in high school, I left my last period class to go for a washroom break. In the hallway, I was approached by two girls I'd never seen before, and with some pretty vulgar language I can't repeat here, offered to take me into the bathroom for a threesome. Based on the fact that I was already in a serious relationship, and the fact that I didn't want to catch some venereal disease, I declined. When they asked why, I informed them of that second fact, to which they got pissed and stormed off. I never saw them again.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 1, 2009 19:24:09 GMT -5
I remember a guy that came walking by and yelled out "We wish you a merry SPLEEN!" It was June. But we all know SPLEEN is celebrated in October.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jan 1, 2009 23:05:39 GMT -5
some random on the train asked me "if those were my real eyes"
what do i say to that
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Post by blackout734 on Jan 1, 2009 23:17:07 GMT -5
I worked at a "adult book" store for a while, so all the stories I have....
But the most disturbing was easily this older gentleman would come in every night and go into the "adult arcade" around 2-3 in the morning. He would stay for hours at a time and seemed very fond of me. I was polite, but I would let him know of my orientation. Well, one night, the gentleman comes in, and goes to back. About 30 minutes later, he comes back out front, pants around his ankles, "standing at attention". He then looks at me with this look that is creeping me out just thinking about it and says, "So, no more games. You like what you see?" He then was angry that I said no and proceeded to offer me money for services. I finally lost my temper and beat the crap outta him and threw him out. I never saw him again. *shudder*
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Post by Claw died on Jan 1, 2009 23:40:15 GMT -5
In the line at Block Buster when I was 17 I was renting Prison break season 1. This lady walks up to me and asked me if I wanted to go back to her place and watch a movie with her "and whatever happens happens". I said gave the clerk my debit card and didn't say a thing. Although she was hot and about 24ish, But I still got my dvds and went home. DUMB ME! I work at Blockbuster and I never get approached like that. Probably because I work at Blockbuster or something, iunno.
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Strotha
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In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Jan 2, 2009 1:02:30 GMT -5
Wow, alot of people want to hurt me.I'm one of those 9/11 truth retards.I don't talk about it or shove my opinion down other people's throats because I know they don't want to hear it (that and I hate people who do that), but there's alot of hostility towards people like me and David Lynch.
Feel free to hate me, that's your choice.I'm a bisexual atheist in a wheelchair, I'm fairly used to people hating me.
On the wheelchair topic...
"Do you sweat alot sitting down all the time?"
Someone said this to me last week.I f***ing hate total strangers who walk up to me on the street and ask me questions about being disabled (those are the kind of people I want to punch).It's none of their f***ing business and they drive me insane.This question is even weirder since it was the first thing this asshole said to me.
I have a request to you humans.Please don't ever go out of your way to patronize someone in a wheelchair or treat them any differently just because they're disabled.It's degrading, it's insulting, it's annoying, and sooner or later I'm going to snap and hit someone who does it.I'm serious.Nothing pisses me off more than people who treat me like I'm "special."It was cute at first, now it's f***ing annoying.
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Post by rrm15 on Jan 2, 2009 1:09:37 GMT -5
In the line at Block Buster when I was 17 I was renting Prison break season 1. This lady walks up to me and asked me if I wanted to go back to her place and watch a movie with her "and whatever happens happens". I said gave the clerk my debit card and didn't say a thing. Although she was hot and about 24ish, But I still got my dvds and went home. DUMB ME! ...I hate you.
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Post by kidtamagotchi on Jan 2, 2009 2:21:15 GMT -5
I was waiting at a bus stop, when an old scuzzy guy walks up to me. Point blank he asks me, "You know where the p****'s at?" After about a minute of stunned a silence, I manage to mumble out a "No." He just stares at me and then leaves.
Ironically, there was a strip club (Foxy's) right across the street. I get on the bus, and I see him come in from the rear door. I just slid down in my seat.
I forgot to mention that he had no teeth.
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Post by carter 15 on Jan 2, 2009 9:20:28 GMT -5
Just on new years eve, bout 3 in the morning at the beach. A random girl came and sat next to me, told me that i was really cute and that we should have sex tonight.
This wouldn't of been as disturbing if i wasn't cuddling with my girlfriend at the time.
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Strotha
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In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Jan 2, 2009 9:23:16 GMT -5
I think at least 60% of what I say to people can be considered disturbing.
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Post by texaswhopper on Jan 2, 2009 9:52:38 GMT -5
Id have to say what I like to call the infamous "Creepshow Day" at high school. I never forgot this day..
It was raining hard. Old wiring was still causing the lights flicker. I had to go to a study hall.
I sat in the back in front of a kid I had never seen before in my life. Thats the truth. Maybe he was placed in here as punishment.
Some time goes by but then he taps me on the shoulder and says this...
"Hey man, there is this little **** that lives next door to me. I'm thinking about pretending to be his friend and then breaking his legs. Then I want to light him on fire. I'm going to throw his body in a ditch."
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 2, 2009 10:29:41 GMT -5
In the line at Block Buster when I was 17 I was renting Prison break season 1. This lady walks up to me and asked me if I wanted to go back to her place and watch a movie with her "and whatever happens happens". I said gave the clerk my debit card and didn't say a thing. Although she was hot and about 24ish, But I still got my dvds and went home. DUMB ME! Well, if it can help you feel better, we can all just pretend you did the right thing because the girl was in fact trying to trap you and the next morning, you would have woken up in a bathtub full of ice and without your kidneys. I think at least 60% of what I say to people can be considered disturbing. Make it 80% and I'll agree.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 2, 2009 10:33:43 GMT -5
"OHHHHHHHHHH BLOODY HELL, GAHHHHhhhhHHH!" A janitor screaming to himself as he swept the floor.
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Strotha
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Post by Strotha on Jan 2, 2009 10:34:51 GMT -5
"OHHHHHHHHHH BLOODY HELL, GAHHHHhhhhHHH!" A janitor screaming to himself as he swept the floor. That sounds awesome.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 2, 2009 10:43:48 GMT -5
"OHHHHHHHHHH BLOODY HELL, GAHHHHhhhhHHH!" A janitor screaming to himself as he swept the floor. Well, I can see how a janitor could snap and scream like that honestly. What with sweeping puke and dirt and all sorts of gross, disgusting stuff all day long.
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