Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 2, 2009 10:43:50 GMT -5
"OHHHHHHHHHH BLOODY HELL, GAHHHHhhhhHHH!" A janitor screaming to himself as he swept the floor. That sounds awesome. He was a creepy dude. He always swore loudly, and seemed to spend half the time on the verge of tears.
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Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig!
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Post by Bam Neeley on Jan 2, 2009 12:38:50 GMT -5
He was a creepy dude. He always swore loudly, and seemed to spend half the time on the verge of tears. Sounds like Groundskeeper Willie
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Post by Marc4u23 on Jan 2, 2009 13:06:33 GMT -5
If John Morrison was a Pizza what would you have on him?
In another thread.....
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Tigerlily
Team Rocket
In a beaker?
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Post by Tigerlily on Jan 2, 2009 16:04:33 GMT -5
Not really a stranger because it's my friend's Mum but I met her for the first time today. She was picking us up from The Mall and we were going back to Nicki's house and we get into her living room and I'm stood by her and her Mum puts her arm round me and Nicki and goes 'I think we've found someone smaller then you!'(I'm the smallest out of all my friends ) and then she goes 'She's beautiful, isn't she Nicki' and I was stood there like But it's nice to be complimented
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 2, 2009 16:55:17 GMT -5
I was at Wal-mart one evening when some bald guy came up to me and asked me if I stole his hair. Now, I'm pretty sure he was joking, but honestly what would make a man say that to a complete stranger? On the other hand, maybe he was serious and he was a genuine victim of hair theft.
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Post by waffleofpower on Jan 2, 2009 17:30:41 GMT -5
I was at Wal-mart one evening when some bald guy came up to me and asked me if I stole his hair. Now, I'm pretty sure he was joking, but honestly what would make a man say that to a complete stranger? On the other hand, maybe he was serious and he was a genuine victim of hair theft. If he had said mustache then maybe we would have a real problem on our hands.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Jan 2, 2009 18:12:20 GMT -5
Some gangster guy came up to us in the mall yesterday and randomly introduced himself, shook our hands, and then walked away.
It wasn't scary or creppy or anything. Just strange.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 2, 2009 19:08:58 GMT -5
Some gangster guy came up to us in the mall yesterday and randomly introduced himself, shook our hands, and then walked away. It wasn't scary or creppy or anything. Just strange. Was his name Dolph...something?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2009 19:12:11 GMT -5
Ah, here's another one from last week: I get told by a lot of people that I look exactly like Russell Crowe. I was out drinking with my Dad and some of his mates when this portly looking woman came right up to my face and more or less screamed and cackled "IT'S F***KING RUSSELL CROWE!!!!" I leant in further and screamed "IT'S F***ING DAWN FRENCH!!" She DID NOT like that. Ahahahahahahahahaha that is win.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 2, 2009 19:16:06 GMT -5
Ah, here's another one from last week: I get told by a lot of people that I look exactly like Russell Crowe. I was out drinking with my Dad and some of his mates when this portly looking woman came right up to my face and more or less screamed and cackled "IT'S F***KING RUSSELL CROWE!!!!" I leant in further and screamed "IT'S F***ING DAWN FRENCH!!" She DID NOT like that. Ahahahahahahahahaha that is win. "OH MAH GAD IT'S RUSSELL CROWE!! OH MAH BLAH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEHHH!! YOU WANNA FOIGHT?!"
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 2, 2009 19:17:32 GMT -5
I was at Wal-mart one evening when some bald guy came up to me and asked me if I stole his hair. Now, I'm pretty sure he was joking, but honestly what would make a man say that to a complete stranger? On the other hand, maybe he was serious and he was a genuine victim of hair theft. If he had said mustache then maybe we would have a real problem on our hands. Sooooo......can I change your diaper?
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jan 2, 2009 19:21:02 GMT -5
I was with one of my mates before who at the time had an achne problem and this random old woman came up and squawked something like "blah blah blah egg whites they really work blah blah blah" and then chuntered off again. I mean really...as if you do walk up and suggest stupid WW2 era remedies for achne to complete strangers.
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PKO
King Koopa
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Post by PKO on Jan 2, 2009 20:40:24 GMT -5
This was back when I was 16. I was with a friend who wanted to buy the Big Issue but didn't want to go by himself so I said I'd go over with him because I felt bad always walking past the men and women and blanking them. So I go over to the guy who's selling them who's probably late 30's and didn't really look like he'd spend the money on drugs. My friend asks to buy one and spends the next minute or so looking for the money. As he's looking the guy asks if I'll buy one too and I reluctantly said ok and he starts telling me what a great guy I am. My friend buys his as I get my money out and when I hand my money over he ups the price. I couldn't be bothered arguing with him so me and my friend walk off and meet with the rest of our friends who are sitting nearby. Then the guy comes over and starts talking to me, asking if I smoke weed. I say no, and he said that's too bad cause he and his mate are getting some in and I could have had some. I try to blank him and talk to my friends when the guy asks for our attention and asks for money so he can buy a coffee. My friends were pretty unconfrontational so they got some spare change out, and the guy asks if I've got any money. I tell him I spent it all on his magazine. He keep trying to talk to me and eventually tells me how good looking I am to which I replied "I know" and walked off. If some Big Issue seller's gonna chat me up it'll take more than some weed!
I joke now but at the time I was freaked out. I was 16 getting chatted-up by some 30-something Big Issue seller who was also offering me drugs while all my friends pretended not to notice and just talked to each other.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2009 20:48:08 GMT -5
Walking around London at night, around Leicester Square, a large East European guy, was spouting out to the crowds, "You want sleep with little girl?" Scary as hell.
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Methusael86
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Post by Methusael86 on Jan 2, 2009 22:22:14 GMT -5
Some crackhead saying something about...something to my face before getting off the train. I don't remember what it was because it was all incoherent.
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Massive G
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yo hago esto
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Post by Massive G on Jan 3, 2009 0:41:09 GMT -5
at a bar, some guy I had never seen before and never seen since asked me if I was gay once. It's the only time I've been asked that in my life, and I just calmly said no. Then he leaned into me and whispered "I'm a very gay boy" into my ear. It was... well, disturbing. I mean, did he really need to say that to me after I answered "no" to his first question?
I don't know if he was joking or what, but my girlfriend was like 2 feet away and she never let me live it down. I felt like I was on "Punk'd".
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Post by leapinglambert on Jan 3, 2009 10:45:15 GMT -5
Don't know if this is a worst ever, but it is in my top 10:
Young kid with a swollen shut eye at a bus stop: "I was jumped by the cops, so you have to give me a cigarette."
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Post by bubbles on Jan 3, 2009 12:16:49 GMT -5
They didn't say it to me but down at the football two old blokes were mumbling to eachother and all we managed to make out from what they said was "We'll tek em down to f*****g Barbara's". Once a chav called me a 'Sock'.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 3, 2009 12:18:24 GMT -5
"She's hot...she looks just like my sister".
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