Samoa Kenny
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Post by Samoa Kenny on Jan 5, 2009 23:44:38 GMT -5
In the words of my college roommate: "I love Al Bundy, but no one could love him as much as my dad. You have to have a family to truly understand that kind of pain."
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Post by teamjd on Jan 5, 2009 23:45:12 GMT -5
No Peg
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Mac
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Mac on Jan 5, 2009 23:45:44 GMT -5
Dude, stop telling me to do stuff
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Jan 6, 2009 0:02:15 GMT -5
 Oh wait, wrong guy... |
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Post by Hypnotix on Jan 6, 2009 0:15:22 GMT -5
Peg: How about this movie, 4 Weddings and a Funeral
Al: Well that's like five of the same thing.
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Jan 6, 2009 0:53:13 GMT -5
A fat woman walked into the shoe store today...
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Rube
Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
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Post by Rube on Jan 6, 2009 0:55:56 GMT -5
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Jan 6, 2009 2:19:00 GMT -5
Al Bundy is my hero NO MAAM 4-Life! ;D  |
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Jan 6, 2009 2:23:14 GMT -5
Peg: Did ya miss me Al?
Al: With every bullet so far....
Favourite Line EVER
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 6, 2009 5:04:51 GMT -5
Al Bundy is my dad's role model.
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Post by blackout734 on Jan 6, 2009 5:09:08 GMT -5
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Slim Loves Lily
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 6, 2009 6:03:44 GMT -5
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, she asked me for something that would fit her I said try Wyoming!
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Jan 6, 2009 7:07:13 GMT -5
NO MA'AM!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2009 12:20:44 GMT -5
Al's dad: "How could you let that woman sell our Playboys? You know everyone is heaven is laughing at you."
Al: "What do you mean 'everyone'? Is Abraham Lincoln laughing at me?"
Al's dad: "Abe. Socrates. Moe. Larry. Curly!"
Al: "The Stooges? What about Marilyn Monroe, is she laughing at me?"
Al's dad: "She doesn't even know you're alive! What you need to do is stand up to her and demand she bring them back."
Al: "Dad, you seen her..."
Al's dad: "John Wayne thinks you can do it."
Al: "The Duke?! The Duke thinks I can do it?"
Al's dad: "He's got a 5-spot riding on ya."
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Jan 6, 2009 14:01:42 GMT -5
Peg: "Al, let's have sex!"
Al: "No."
*reaches over to flush toilet*
*loud applause from audience
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Jan 6, 2009 14:05:44 GMT -5
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 6, 2009 14:33:45 GMT -5
I liked how he never new the words to the theme for Psycho Dad.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Jan 6, 2009 14:35:28 GMT -5
I liked how he never new the words to the theme for Psycho Dad. I was just watching the episode where Bud is dating his teacher, and at the beginning Al is trying to sing along to 'Psycho Dad'. He HORRIBLY butchers the lip-syncing on '...he's quick with a gun', which is one of the easiest lines to recite. I was both amused and disappoitned. *edit* Found it!! At the 1:07 mark. |
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Jan 6, 2009 15:06:27 GMT -5
Someone's posted this before, but I love Al's laugh before he jumps.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 6, 2009 15:20:35 GMT -5
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