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Post by wrestlesmarks on Jan 6, 2009 11:31:16 GMT -5
The Butt Cough. The one where you couch a poo alittle at the same time.
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TheDieselTrain
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Jan 6, 2009 11:35:27 GMT -5
I hate the kind thats too big for your ass and you have to strain to get it out.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Jan 6, 2009 12:13:38 GMT -5
It's funny that I found this thread. I was washing my hands in the office bathroom and witnessed what looked like an abortion in one of the stalls. I guess someone was so proud of themselves, that they just had to leave it there for the whole world to see. Absolutely vomit-inducing!
PS. Someone needs to post a YouTube of SNL's "Love Toilet".
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Post by HoganBai on Jan 6, 2009 13:08:24 GMT -5
The type that doesn't require wiping, the splash of the water cleans it for you. Best kind of crap
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Bobeddy
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Post by Bobeddy on Jan 6, 2009 13:14:13 GMT -5
The 'Youtube' Poop.
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Post by Dean-o on Jan 6, 2009 13:26:26 GMT -5
The kind that feels like you're giving birth, only to find a little nugget in the pool.
My favorite? The one that Gewdnezz mentioned...when the water splashes up and cleans your tussie.
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Post by shagnastii on Jan 6, 2009 13:28:00 GMT -5
GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.
CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns.
UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.
THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a
Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose
You're welcome
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jan 6, 2009 13:28:34 GMT -5
I always hate the wish poop...where your sat there for about 10 minutes wishing it would come out but it doesn't...it just stays there no matter how hard you strain.
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