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Post by blef on Dec 30, 2008 9:22:47 GMT -5
Not only did I declare jihad on Michael Cole at that very moment, but I have to ask why ANYONE would care about this fact.
This was more worthless than every single "DID YOU KNOW?!" factoid that's aired this year.
...and who keeps the age of a beard? Honestly.
(Oh, and I seriously don't think "WWE" was more searched than "Barack Obama." That's either a lie or a sly way of saying "'Obama' by itself was 1st, we were second.")
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Post by The Lunch Break Kid on Dec 30, 2008 9:25:02 GMT -5
Yeah cause why would people do a search for wwe when all they need to do is put that in the address bar and it automaticaly directs you to the wwe page.
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Thaal Sinestro
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Post by Thaal Sinestro on Dec 30, 2008 9:26:05 GMT -5
I seriously wonder how Cole got to the conclusion that Knox's beard is a Year old. That stumped me.
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Dec 30, 2008 9:27:15 GMT -5
I hope Knox' beard got some tasty cake.
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Post by The Lunch Break Kid on Dec 30, 2008 9:29:43 GMT -5
So if a dog's year is equivalent to 7 human years, going off size/time ratio alone I would roughly estimate that Knox's beard is roughly 16 in beard years.
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Post by Bam Neeley on Dec 30, 2008 9:42:32 GMT -5
This only proves the fact that Mike Knox's beard is alive.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 30, 2008 9:46:52 GMT -5
I should start the Knox-A-Meter...
You see da Mickey Nix has not shaved in....
*ding*
52 weeks!
Me, KingofOldSchool, has not shaved in...
*ding*
10 weeks!
Dat a-means, I only have 42 weeks until I beat him for da greatest beard of all times!
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 30, 2008 9:51:00 GMT -5
(Oh, and I seriously don't think "WWE" was more searched than "Barack Obama." That's either a lie or a sly way of saying "'Obama' by itself was 1st, we were second.") It's really easy to bend facts when it comes to net Searches. I bet they added up WWE, WWF, World Wrestling Entertainment while for Barack Obama, they only took 1 variation of his name... like just Barack. Which is why the WWE also beats out Miley Cyrus, because half of the searches for her are Hannah Montana. (and a bunch more have stuff tagged on... like Hanna Montana naked)
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Dec 30, 2008 10:05:09 GMT -5
I love the way he said in a disturbed voice like it was something to be afraid of.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 30, 2008 10:35:58 GMT -5
I love the way he said in a disturbed voice like it was something to be afraid of. Well it is...I'm sure Evan Bourne already got lost inside it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 10:46:38 GMT -5
I seriously wonder how Cole got to the conclusion that Knox's beard is a Year old. That stumped me. Much like a tree, you cut a loose strand of hair and count the rings. Now, how Cole could get a loose strand of Mike Knox' facial hair, I'll leave to you to think about.
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Post by blef on Dec 30, 2008 10:49:00 GMT -5
I seriously wonder how Cole got to the conclusion that Knox's beard is a Year old. That stumped me. Much like a tree, you cut a loose strand of hair and count the rings. Now, how Cole could get a loose strand of Mike Knox' facial hair, I'll leave to you to think about. Well, the man was banged by Heidenreich, so he's seen the dark side of mankind.......and is willing to go back there.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 30, 2008 11:11:50 GMT -5
Much like a tree, you cut a loose strand of hair and count the rings. Now, how Cole could get a loose strand of Mike Knox' facial hair, I'll leave to you to think about. Well, the man was banged by Heidenreich, so he's seen the dark side of mankind.......and is willing to go back there. God bless Michael Cole, who's willing to take it like a bitch in Cell Block D, all for our benefit.
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Post by hargh on Dec 30, 2008 11:12:11 GMT -5
Michael Cole is an everlasting fountain of random useless information.
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 30, 2008 11:19:09 GMT -5
I hope Knox' beard got some tasty cake. I wonder if it wore a party hat?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 30, 2008 11:21:36 GMT -5
I hope Knox' beard got some tasty cake. I wonder if it wore a party hat? It is IMPERATIVE that someone photoshops this right this second.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Dec 30, 2008 11:23:04 GMT -5
I love how there's like 8 threads about things announcers said.
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 30, 2008 11:38:47 GMT -5
I wonder if it wore a party hat? It is IMPERATIVE that someone photoshops this right this second.
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Post by blef on Dec 30, 2008 13:08:01 GMT -5
Michael Cole is an everlasting fountain of random useless information. Fixed with fancy lines through words!
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 30, 2008 15:52:44 GMT -5
It is IMPERATIVE that someone photoshops this right this second. BRILLIANT! Permission to sig it?
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