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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 30, 2008 11:43:43 GMT -5
They should be totally feuding over cola preferences.
If you remember from the Raw XV show last year, Punk had a Pepsi and Regal had a Coke.
They could have fought over cola supremacy, leading up to a "Cola on a Pole match" where both Coke and Pepsi cans will be on a pole and the first wrestler to grab their cola of choice, wins. The winning cola will be become the official soda sponsor of the WWE.
I can see it now...
Cole: GTS ON REGAL!
*Punk is climbing the pole to grab the Pepsi*
*Layla throws a shoe at Punk, knocking him down*
*Layla starts to climb towards the cans*
Cole: What is Layla doing?!?!
King: She's pulling something out of her pocket!
Cole: What is that?!?!
King: It looks like it's another can, but what is it?
*Layla knocks the Pepsi can onto the ground*
Cole: She's hooking that can up in the Pepsi's place!
King: And now Layla has knocked the can onto the mat!
Cole: Wait....is that TAB Cola?!!? Ha! Ha! Vintage TAB, King!
King: ...they still make that stuff?
*Layla puts the can of TAB in Regal's limp hand*
Cole: That's it...the referee is calling for the bell.
King: Does that mean??
Garcia: The winner...William Regal! And the new cola sponsor of Monday Night Raw....TAB Cola?
Cole: TAB Cola wins! Not this way!!!
King: ...seriously, they still make that stuff?
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Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Dec 30, 2008 11:46:55 GMT -5
that is the greatest idea ever thought of by a human
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Dec 30, 2008 11:47:49 GMT -5
i love you. seriously.
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 30, 2008 11:50:04 GMT -5
Homer Simpson could interfere with Buzz Cola.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 30, 2008 11:50:59 GMT -5
Homer Simpson could interfere with Buzz Cola. No he would be too busy fighting Mickie James over the last doughnut.  |
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Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 30, 2008 11:53:48 GMT -5
I'm in favour of cola wars, it's a tastier alternative to the old gang wars and a much better option than real wars.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 12:02:23 GMT -5
Oldschool that was amazing and I love you
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Marvelously Mediocre
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Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Dec 30, 2008 12:03:48 GMT -5
bradtherad wishes his ideas were as good as yours.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 12:04:29 GMT -5
Vince Russo wishes his ideas were as good as yours. fixed |
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Post by salsashark on Dec 30, 2008 12:09:17 GMT -5
bradtherad wishes his ideas were as good as yours. Just what I was about to say. Also, once CM Punk can turn heel and side with Regal, he call himself "The New Coke." |
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 30, 2008 12:10:56 GMT -5
So Regal's subbing for Goldman, then?
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 30, 2008 12:33:52 GMT -5
I'm in favour of cola wars, it's a tastier alternative to the old gang wars and a much better option than real wars. Of course Stone Cold, JBL, Ron Simmons, and the returning Sandman will be the "Beer Gang". |
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Post by derrtaysouth95 on Dec 30, 2008 12:51:27 GMT -5
we hate on WCW's Viagra on a Pole match.....but Cola supremacy on a pole is acceptable?
I really don't understand this place sometimes.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 30, 2008 12:52:35 GMT -5
we hate on WCW's Viagra on a Pole match.....but Cola supremacy on a pole is acceptable? I really don't understand this place sometimes. Wrestlecrap Forum is SERIOUS Jericho. |
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Post by primetime110 on Dec 30, 2008 13:28:23 GMT -5
we hate on WCW's Viagra on a Pole match.....but Cola supremacy on a pole is acceptable? I really don't understand this place sometimes. Don't forget all the hate with Edge-Bookers shampoo match at WM. (which was silly) But this would make a good storyline? Maybe if they went to another country like Burger king and had people try coke-pepsi, It could work for a week. |
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Post by derrtaysouth95 on Dec 30, 2008 14:19:32 GMT -5
we hate on WCW's Viagra on a Pole match.....but Cola supremacy on a pole is acceptable? I really don't understand this place sometimes. Don't forget all the hate with Edge-Bookers shampoo match at WM. (which was silly) But this would make a good storyline? Maybe if they went to another country like Burger king and had people try coke-pepsi, It could work for a week. those damned BK commercials are irritating as hell. and why does BK randomly have Big Macs with them on trips into the artic? And their portable Whopper maker. It's illogical!!!! |
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 30, 2008 14:20:06 GMT -5
we hate on WCW's Viagra on a Pole match.....but Cola supremacy on a pole is acceptable? I really don't understand this place sometimes. Don't forget all the hate with Edge-Bookers shampoo match at WM. (which was silly) But this would make a good storyline? Maybe if they went to another country like Burger king and had people try coke-pepsi, It could work for a week. Someone doesn't know the difference between a joke and a SERIOUS Jericho topic. |
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Post by primetime110 on Dec 30, 2008 17:07:25 GMT -5
Don't forget all the hate with Edge-Bookers shampoo match at WM. (which was silly) But this would make a good storyline? Maybe if they went to another country like Burger king and had people try coke-pepsi, It could work for a week. Someone doesn't know the difference between a joke and a SERIOUS Jericho topic. Must be talking about yourself. If I was serious I wouldn't put the Burger King idea at the end. |
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Dec 30, 2008 17:18:41 GMT -5
I'd mark
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