bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 77,810
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Post by bob on Dec 29, 2008 1:14:17 GMT -5
This is inspired by the random professions for Scott Steiner thead.
I think Dolph Ziggler would be an excellent store greeter.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 29, 2008 1:16:07 GMT -5
May as well get it out there
Batista as a Basketball Inflater.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
Posts: 37,742
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 29, 2008 1:19:57 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels - Butler.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 29, 2008 1:21:40 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels - Bag Boy. Fixed.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 120,893
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 29, 2008 1:22:23 GMT -5
Made this joke before, but I shall make it again.
The Brian Kendrick, baker. He's the Man with the Flan!
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
Posts: 10,475
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 29, 2008 1:22:44 GMT -5
JBL - Politician Knox - Trapper
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
Posts: 37,742
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 29, 2008 1:26:12 GMT -5
Chris Jericho - President of the United States of America.
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FHgrad99
El Dandy
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 8,991
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 29, 2008 1:36:49 GMT -5
The Great Khali-Host of the Family Feud (He can kiss the female contestants, a la Richard Dawson).
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Post by blef on Dec 29, 2008 8:53:23 GMT -5
Kane - dentist. Shame on you all for not saying this sooner.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,218
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 29, 2008 9:27:26 GMT -5
While Kane being a Dentist is pretty straight forward... I'd rather see him as the Grillmaster at JR's BBQ.
Santino would shill everything on TV like Billy Mays.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 23,321
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 29, 2008 10:11:12 GMT -5
Umaga - Accountant, I just want to see him in a business suit (given to him by Kane) but still be bare-footed.
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randomranter
Dennis Stamp
When you grow up....... YOU'RE GONNA BE WROOOOOONG!!!!
Posts: 4,804
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Post by randomranter on Dec 29, 2008 10:14:58 GMT -5
John Cena............Marine. Mickie..........Arby's spokeswoman.
yeah, I'll see myself out.....
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Post by Loki on Dec 29, 2008 12:09:09 GMT -5
Michelle McCool: teacher. Or nutritionist...
Undertaker: hmm.... undertaker?
Kane: fireman
CM Punk: Blockbuster clerk
Finlay: bartender
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theshowstoppa
Don Corleone
This is why I like Brooke.
Posts: 1,296
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Post by theshowstoppa on Dec 29, 2008 12:11:07 GMT -5
Kennedy - Pharmacist
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
Posts: 5,233
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Post by Tarik Dee on Dec 29, 2008 13:01:44 GMT -5
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Post by crossfadefan20 on Dec 29, 2008 14:42:23 GMT -5
CM Punk: Blockbuster clerk I used to be a manager at a Blockbuster and I would be proud to have Punk as my employee
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2008 14:43:07 GMT -5
While Kane being a Dentist is pretty straight forward... I'd rather see him as the Grillmaster at JR's BBQ. Santino would shill everything on TV like Billy Mays. now see when-a you use my new product it'll have-a you saying DAMN-A and i promise you it will tell all the other products to shaddap-a-your face... buy it now you sunamagun!
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2008 14:47:52 GMT -5
Ron Simmons-Preacher
You will be DAMNed
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Eli
Team Rocket
Mutha licka!
Posts: 974
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Post by Eli on Dec 29, 2008 15:05:04 GMT -5
I love that store. I'm still trying to find one close enough to work at.
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Eli
Team Rocket
Mutha licka!
Posts: 974
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Post by Eli on Dec 29, 2008 15:06:10 GMT -5
CM Punk- Rehab psychiatrist Mickie James- Equestrian Mike Knox- New, less amusing host of Dirty Jobs
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