JBL loses all ability to speak English goodly

[Thrillho]

-- JBL's beverage company Layfield Energy Inc. will soon bring "drank" to the thirsty people of Tennessee. Innovative Beverage Group Holdings, Inc. announced today that it has signed a deal with Layfield Distribution to distribute its proprietary product drank(TM), the world's first extreme relaxation beverage in the mid-Tennessee area. Layfield Distribution will distribute drank(TM) throughout 34 counties encompassing the cities of Nashville, Murfreesboro, Franklin, Columbia, and Clarksville.

This just sounds weird. Though it would be funnier if it was just called "Drink"

[Mozenrath]

I say drink as "drank" a lot as a joke. Usually in reference to cheap beverages.

[Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa]

So, kinda like there's orange drink and grape drink...there's Viagra drink?

[The Line]

extreme relaxation drink?

EXTREME HAMMOCK!