Eli
Team Rocket
Mutha licka!
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Post by Eli on Dec 29, 2008 22:36:26 GMT -5
What scenarios can you imagine going down 'that night'?
Kelly Kelly: "Do you have any kitties?" Randy: "No. Go fish." Kelly Kelly: "Dammit. Who's idea was it to play strip-go fish?" Randy: "Yours. You said something like 'I'm only 20 and I don't know how to play ECW extreme strip poker'" Kelly Kelly: "Deja vu. Oh well." Randy: "Got any old maids?" Kelly Kelly: "Wrong game"
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Marky Mark
Samurai Cop
Shut up hooker.
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Post by Marky Mark on Dec 29, 2008 22:49:33 GMT -5
Lots of bag pooping and sink pissing.
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Wolfaga
ALF
1 $@w Th3 L1GHT$
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Post by Wolfaga on Dec 29, 2008 22:51:54 GMT -5
I believe there was a punt involved somehow....
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 29, 2008 23:17:03 GMT -5
Orton painted Kelly a picture with his poo.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 29, 2008 23:22:37 GMT -5
There was an Orton Pose when they finished.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 29, 2008 23:23:10 GMT -5
Randy Orton bit her and wouldn't give her the antidote unless she had sexy time with him.
He's a damn remorseless viper he is!
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Mac
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Mac on Dec 29, 2008 23:25:32 GMT -5
Randy Orton just cut a promo for her, which is the verbal equivalent of a roofie.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 29, 2008 23:26:57 GMT -5
Randy Orton: "I'm a third generation wrestler." Kelly Kelly: "I'm a quarter Jewish!"
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Post by Kevin's Thorn on Dec 29, 2008 23:31:32 GMT -5
Dammit, now I can't picture this unholy union without Maggle Cole doing the play-by-play.
"Cole: Lookat Orton, coiled and ready to strike with extreme precision! Viper-like Randy Orton, slithers over to Kelly Kelly, and OH what a blatant low blow!! OH MYYYYY!
Jibble: SHUT UP!!"
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Post by salsashark on Dec 29, 2008 23:32:35 GMT -5
Randy Orton just cut a promo for her, which is the verbal equivalent of a roofie. A+.
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Post by MGH on Dec 29, 2008 23:33:33 GMT -5
Like she didn't know what she was getting in to. Idiot.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2008 23:34:33 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly was screaming OH YES RANDY AND HARDER HARDER and Orton replied back with SHUTCHERMOUTH!
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 29, 2008 23:34:42 GMT -5
Like she didn't know what she was getting in to. Idiot. That describes most women in bars
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Post by Kevin's Thorn on Dec 29, 2008 23:36:25 GMT -5
So now that Randy lost the Fatal 4-Way, is he out of Legacy like Mainew? Maybe This K-Squared connection is the start of a face turn operation after Cody kicks Randy out and takes over the Legacy group when Dibiase returns.
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Post by Robbymac on Dec 29, 2008 23:39:53 GMT -5
So now that Randy lost the Fatal 4-Way, is he out of Legacy like Mainew? Maybe This K-Squared connection is the start of a face turn operation after Cody kicks Randy out and takes over the Legacy group when Dibiase returns. Yes, Randy's group turning on him, leading to a face turn where he starts running around with slender blonde divas will get over like gangbusters... oh wait.
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Mac
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Mac on Dec 29, 2008 23:42:38 GMT -5
I'd LOL at the WWE trying to build a stable around Cody Rhodes and Sim Snuka. I'd actually LOL at the idea of a bunch of uncharismatic voids trying to be a stable and the fact the WWE is still gonna run with it..
in fact
LOL!
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Post by Robbymac on Dec 29, 2008 23:45:01 GMT -5
I'd LOL at the WWE trying to build a stable around Cody Rhodes and Sim Snuka. I'd actually LOL at the idea of a bunch of uncharismatic voids trying to be a stable and the fact the WWE is still gonna run with it.. in fact LOL! They're trying to build a stable around Randy Orton and a bunch of lackeys to do his bidding. Although DiBiase and Rhodes are fine in their roles, and Sim will just be muscle.
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Post by skiller on Dec 29, 2008 23:48:22 GMT -5
Maybe they first met up early this year...
Kelly - Hi, I'm Kelly Kelly.
RKO - My.... name.... is.... Randy.... Orton... Legend.... Killer.
Kelly - ...You don't say.
RKO - ... I... am... the... youngest... World... HeavyweIght... Champion... in W... W... E... history.
Kelly - Oh really? You know I've heard tha-
RKO - SHUTCHERMOUTH!
*They have sex*
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Mac
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Mac on Dec 29, 2008 23:48:44 GMT -5
I'd LOL at the WWE trying to build a stable around Cody Rhodes and Sim Snuka. I'd actually LOL at the idea of a bunch of uncharismatic voids trying to be a stable and the fact the WWE is still gonna run with it.. in fact LOL! They're trying to build a stable around Randy Orton and a bunch of lackeys to do his bidding. Although DiBiase and Rhodes are fine in their roles, and Sim will just be muscle. Well they do need muscle since Cody Rhodes is built like a figure skater and Manu like Gelatinous Orb fron Final Fantasy X.. now they just need someone who can wrestle and be interesting for them and I think they're off to a good start.
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Post by Robbymac on Dec 29, 2008 23:50:41 GMT -5
They're trying to build a stable around Randy Orton and a bunch of lackeys to do his bidding. Although DiBiase and Rhodes are fine in their roles, and Sim will just be muscle. Well they do need muscle since Cody Rhodes is built like a figure skater and Manu like Gelatinous Orb fron Final Fantasy X.. now they just need someone who can wrestle and be interesting for them and I think they're off to a good start. I believe Mr. DiBiase is your man.
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