Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 31, 2008 12:12:08 GMT -5
I think Punk's "#1 Contender for the Intercontinental title' title that they put under his name on the screen is more prestigious than the actual belt. JBL has one now too. Punk's graphic for #1 Contender for the IC Title means he's officially the 8th most important guy on Raw!
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@TenaciousBe
Hank Scorpio
Guess who's back... back again
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Post by @TenaciousBe on Dec 31, 2008 13:39:18 GMT -5
His habitually lying cousin: CM Bunk.
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Dec 31, 2008 18:05:40 GMT -5
His sticky friend CM Stuck
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Dec 31, 2008 18:52:14 GMT -5
His second cousin fron the Justice Friends, CM Krunk. Not to be confused with his hip-hop enthusiast uncle, CM Crunk.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Dec 31, 2008 18:55:01 GMT -5
And, indeed, his half-brother, who is a fan of toothpick-based kids' entertainment... CM KERPLUNK!
...have I killed this joke yet?
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Dec 31, 2008 18:59:59 GMT -5
And, indeed, his half-brother, who is a fan of toothpick-based kids' entertainment... CM KERPLUNK! ...have I killed this joke yet? i beat you to the punch a few posts back, sadly no family member graduated, they all CM Flunked
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TheKillShot
Don Corleone
The man with the flan.
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Post by TheKillShot on Jan 1, 2009 6:48:33 GMT -5
This just in- C.M. Punk may or may not have heat with God. God is said to be angry with Punk for existing and taping his fists. In addition, God is good friends with Shawn Michaels and has felt Punk is stealing Shawn's spotlight. In a recent writer's meeting God announced he is planning to turn C.M. Punk's pepsi into wine as revenge. -rajah.com Not to mention questioning Teddy Hart's statement about Him and the cage.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jan 1, 2009 7:54:49 GMT -5
His female cousin with the fine booty: CM Ba-donka-donk.
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Jan 1, 2009 11:45:48 GMT -5
His luck-believer cousin CM Luck
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Jan 2, 2009 17:13:35 GMT -5
His adveturous child CM Huck (Finn)
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