Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 23, 2009 17:42:03 GMT -5
I've taking to calling people either 'Massive Bell-End' or 'Alabaster Goon'. I have no idea why. I don't normally swear when I insult people, except if I'm hammered, something like "You're..you...you're...a....f*** off!"
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"Yo momma's so fat, when she wear lo-rise jeans her hips don't make a muffin top...they make a mushroom cloud!"
Your mommas so fat, I saw her standing out on the street wearing a Coca Cola shirt the other day, and a little kid walked up, climbed up on her knee, pushed 3 quarters into her ear, and pressed a titty ...
Am I supposed to put something here? What do I put here? Hurm ...
"Yo momma's so fat, when she wear lo-rise jeans her hips don't make a muffin top...they make a mushroom cloud!"
Your mommas so fat, I saw her standing out on the street wearing a Coca Cola shirt the other day, and a little kid walked up, climbed up on her knee, pushed 3 quarters into her ear, and pressed a titty ...
"Yo' Momma's so fat, when I was in bed with her I rolled over twice and I was still on her"
"Yo Momma's like a doorknob... everybody gets a turn"
"Yo' Momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the Couch"
(From Robot Chicken:) "Yo Momma's so fat, when Obi-Wan Kenobi saw he said 'That's no moon... THAT'S YO MOMMA!"
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Post by Melissalicious on Feb 24, 2009 2:03:00 GMT -5
Funny ones: Asshat Fartknocker "Your face [repeat the insult]!"
I usually stick to "douchebag", "bitch", and the "c-word" when I'm in a heated argument.
Though, the most profound and most disgusting one I'd ever heard was from my older brother, who called this little asshole down the road a "regurgitated c**-bubble."
I didn't know whether to laugh or to gag.
Also, as for "fat mom" jokes, my favorite is:
"Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles burst out!"
Last Edit: Feb 24, 2009 2:04:11 GMT -5 by Melissalicious