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Post by Joker on Feb 10, 2009 11:10:27 GMT -5
Haven't seen this in a while so let's have it. Add your own comedy quotes to the photos from RAW + 1 from smackdown.  Jericho can't believe they booked Mickey Rourke vs The Angry Fans  Beth's butt is hypnotic and will claim us all!  and thats where Crimetyme hide there stolen goods.  Randy Orton suddenly realises he can't do Kareoke  It's ballet ... Knox style!  Shane's rendition of the little teapot went over well.  Right here in ... Kung Fu Naki! *Umaga steals a cheap pop and the thumbs up from Mick Foley* |
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Feb 10, 2009 11:14:49 GMT -5
Jericho ponders his chances of beating up everyone in the audience |
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santmare12
Trap-Jaw
Why? Et tu, Jericho?
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Post by santmare12 on Feb 10, 2009 11:25:46 GMT -5
Melina: (sniffs) Aw damn! BETH! Lil' Naitch: (gagging) What the *snork* BETH??! Beth: Sorry. Santino: Screw them, Beth! Save-a some for me! |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 10, 2009 11:31:49 GMT -5
JERICHO: "...beard not supple enough...reminder: ask Mike Knox what he uses..." Where will you be when diarhea strikes? MELINA: "WHAT?!!" CODY: "You ripped off the band-aid too fast, jerk!" SIMON COWELL: "I would've preferred you kicking me in the head to singing. Seriously." ORTON: "Okay." PAULA ABDUL: "I like your tattoos!" ORTON: "Okay." RANDY JACKSON: "What was that, dog? That was horrible, dog! Dog dog dog doggidy dog, dog!" ORTON: "...all right." KNOX: "This is going to end poorly, isn't it?" REY: "I'm not gonna lie..." SHANE: "Heeeeey, macarena!" Part of Umaga's gimmick tweak is emulating his favorite oldies TV show "Happy Days". NEXT WEEK: he does a waterski jump over JR and Tazz! BAH GAWD! |
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theshowstoppa
Don Corleone
This is why I like Brooke.
Posts: 1,296
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Post by theshowstoppa on Feb 10, 2009 12:05:23 GMT -5
This rendition of "Celebrity Dancing with the Stars" went terribly wrong. |
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Post by thuschongswing on Feb 10, 2009 13:51:14 GMT -5
SHANE: What the hell, Randy?! Those weren't chocolate candies you fed me, they were chocolate laxatives! |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 10, 2009 14:30:19 GMT -5
I'm scheming. This is my scheming face. With the brand-new MelinaFlex Workout System tm, you can sculpt your abs, thighs, buns, lats, and shoulders in only ten minutes a day! WHOOOAAAA, chili farts! I AM TALKING LIKE A ROBOT. I AM A ROBOT. Knox tries and fails to copy Melina's entrance. AND WE ARE...THE SPIRIT SQUAD!! "Now I'm gonna jam my thumb right up 'is butthole..." |
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Post by Michael Coello on Feb 10, 2009 15:01:28 GMT -5
Well played, Clerks. |
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 10, 2009 15:14:11 GMT -5
Jericho muses on whether it's worth driving out of the arena again. Guest referee Trey Parker was surprisingly good. The impromptu dance-off didn't go so well, as Cody feels the strain only 2 minutes in. Randy Orton was desperate to realise his lifelong dream to be a bingo caller. Mike Knox shows us his potential hurdling skills. Shane tried to re-enact Vince blowing his quads at the 2005 Rumble, but couldn't quite get it right. Umaga thought he had to hitch-hike back to Samoa. |
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The_ripoff_artist
Unicron
Just Regular Ol' Folk
R.I.P. Todd Newton 1989-2009
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Post by The_ripoff_artist on Feb 10, 2009 15:19:55 GMT -5
Shanes attempt at Sabus entrance went horribly wrong |
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Miss RKO
Dennis Stamp
Orton's #1 Fan! ... after that chubby guy.
Bring back the Orton pose, Randy
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Post by Miss RKO on Feb 10, 2009 15:28:01 GMT -5
Fans were disappointed to learn Randy actually has a teleprompter for promos |
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Post by psychotix5000 on Feb 10, 2009 15:40:33 GMT -5
Fans were disappointed to learn Randy actually has a teleprompter for promos "I'm Randy Orton, go *snork* yourself, San Diego!" |
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default
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
Posts: 17,056
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Post by default on Feb 10, 2009 16:19:03 GMT -5
Your beard is weird! Your 'stache is trash! Melina: You think you have a crap job. Cody: So THAT'S what JTG meant when he said he was "gon' get get get it poppin". Fearing Wellness violations, Vince and company decide to test out The Orton Trolla, from the fine makers of Ro-becca and Linda McMahon. Rey: Have a nice trip! See you next fall! Shane: YOUR JEANS ARE TOO TIGHT TOO BILLY! JR: BAH GAWD, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I SEEN A MAN PASS OUT FROM A THUMB WAR! Tazz: NOT FOR NOTHIN' JR, BUT UMAGA CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO THIS THUMB. IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL, JUST LIKE MY TAZZMISSION. |
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Feb 10, 2009 17:18:21 GMT -5
AYEEEEEEEEEEEEE /Umaga's impression of the Fonz |
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Feb 10, 2009 17:46:54 GMT -5
After buying a Kama Sutra book, Beth decided to try some of the maneuvers with a close friend. Just for practice of course. Chris Jericho is contemplating borrowing Beth's Kama Sutra book. As is Randy Orton |
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Post by HoganBai on Feb 10, 2009 17:49:21 GMT -5
I'm going to get you, and your little robe too, MUWUHAHAHAHA ARGH! WE'RE SCISSORING! OH SCISSOR ME MELINA! Cody: Argh, it's a deep burn! JTG: Something is deep dawg Randy Orton's reaction to "Two Girls, One Cup" In this week's episode of Mighty Morphin Wrestling Rangers, the masked ranger helps the hairy ranger to defeat the hordes of fans trying to beat up Chris Jericho Smell my finger, go on, I dare ya I approve this sacrifice *nom nom nom nom* |
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