Space Ace
Unicron
The sad thing is, he wasn't always evil.
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Post by Space Ace on May 3, 2005 21:20:45 GMT -5
Since Edge won the Money in the Bank match, he has been carrying that suitcase around just like Mongo used to carry around the Haliburton full of money he got for joining the Horsemen. And alas, being a heel, he has now used said briefcase to thwack opponents with and win matches.
We know Trips vs Batista HITC is coming, so it seems the earliest Edge would demand a match is SummerSlam. (I only assume WWE will build to the match happening on PPV rather than throw it away on RAW.)
So can we expect at least 4 more months of Edge smacking people with the briefcase?
Being the only heel left in the tourney (unless Jericho is turned soon), he would seem to be the favorite to win the whole thing. (Although I could see Benoit winning cause the office knows he can carry Batista to a very good match).
Does anyone see him winning the tourney and Lita turning and joining him (saying she wants to be with a winner or something like that), and thus Lita becomes Debra (i.e. does nothing but carry the case since she can't wrestle without getting hurt these days).
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B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on May 3, 2005 21:24:37 GMT -5
or screw people but who knows, she may get hurt doing that
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Post by pushtripleh on May 3, 2005 21:48:44 GMT -5
Haas was Meat 2k4
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on May 3, 2005 23:14:32 GMT -5
I'd say Edge is the new version of the Warrior, since he believes his own BS.
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Post by Surfer Supreme on May 4, 2005 0:25:39 GMT -5
Besides, baby (baby-ba-baby-baby), Edge could never be Mongo without the Super Bowl ring. I mean, baby-ba-baby-baby, have you never seen his Super Bowl ring? Oh baby... baby-ba-baby-baby. "I'm gonna have a baby!"
(I used to use the music from the song "Fame" from the movie Fame and sing over it, in Mongo's voice no less, the words "Mongo! I'm gonna have a baby!"... and then I would pretend that Mongo's finisher was to sit in the corner a la Jake Roberts and Raven, use the bottom rope as gynecological stirrups and then shoot babies at his opponent a la Birdie shooting eggs from Super Mario Bros. 2... sick, right? I like to think it's just befitting of Mongo McMichael... I sing that song and have those thoughts, and then I "Kevin Greene" around my living room... and then I "Tokyo Magnum" off my pants).
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Post by psychotix5000 on May 4, 2005 0:36:15 GMT -5
Besides, baby (baby-ba-baby-baby), Edge could never be Mongo without the Super Bowl ring. I mean, baby-ba-baby-baby, have you never seen his Super Bowl ring? Oh baby... baby-ba-baby-baby. "I'm gonna have a baby!" (I used to use the music from the song "Fame" from the movie Fame and sing over it, in Mongo's voice no less, the words "Mongo! I'm gonna have a baby!"... and then I would pretend that Mongo's finisher was to sit in the corner a la Jake Roberts and Raven, use the bottom rope as gynecological stirrups and then shoot babies at his opponent a la Birdie shooting eggs from Super Mario Bros. 2... sick, right? I like to think it's just befitting of Mongo McMichael... I sing that song and have those thoughts, and then I "Kevin Greene" around my living room... and then I "Tokyo Magnum" off my pants). WTF?  |
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Post by Surfer Supreme on May 4, 2005 0:42:54 GMT -5
WTF? Obviously, you've never seen a Mongo McMichael promo. If you're WTFing the latter, parenthetical paragraph, it just is what it is whether you understand it or not. BUT, the first bit is very clear if you've ever seen the man carry on about his Super Bowl ring... and seen Arn Anderson lower himself to mark for it. |
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Post by gorgeousgaryyoung on May 4, 2005 0:50:46 GMT -5
Kevin Greene is the master of cadence's baby! Tokyo Magnum the pants all night long baby!
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Post by Surfer Supreme on May 4, 2005 0:57:45 GMT -5
Kevin Greene is the master of cadence's baby! Tokyo Magnum the pants all night long baby! That's what I'm talking about. If you can't take crap wrestlers and make verbs from their names, you don't know how to live. |
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Post by shadowlad on May 4, 2005 6:46:30 GMT -5
I wouldn't put it past the WWE booking to do something like this.
Or Triple H loses the HIAC match and then the following night on Raw he challenges Edge for his MITB contract and ends up winning giving him yet another title shot.
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Post by pushtripleh on May 4, 2005 7:06:27 GMT -5
Eddie is Barry Windham 2K5 with all his face and heel turns. maybe he should be the angelic diablo and be face and heel at the same time.
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Post by pushtripleh on May 4, 2005 9:09:47 GMT -5
I cant wait to see queen debra accompany Edge to ringside with her beauty pagent strap and crown.
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Post by Surfer Supreme on May 4, 2005 9:14:36 GMT -5
Me neither! Then maybe Edge can feud with Steve Austin and he'll come out to his new music, a remix of ZZTop's "Pearl Necklace" where he sings "she wore a black eye" and he'll come to the ring and pop Debra one... and then Edge can feud with Kevin Greene and carry around a chihuahua and always point at his ring... and shoot babies as his finisher.
Well, as Debbie Gibson says, "only in my dreams..."
(I can't believe no Snitsky people, not that I'm not one, haven't picked up on my Mongo "baby-ness" and started talking dream feuds)
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Post by pushtripleh on May 4, 2005 9:18:24 GMT -5
dream feud,
SCSA and Mongo vs Edge and Snitsky
after all, Snitsky got rid of Matts baby for Edge.
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Post by Surfer Supreme on May 4, 2005 9:19:56 GMT -5
after all, Snitsky got rid of Matts baby for Edge. Wow, you associative propertied that one right up! I love it. |
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Post by pushtripleh on May 4, 2005 10:08:34 GMT -5
actually if edge and lita teamed up that would generate real heel heat, then if they where caught saying they hired snitsky to get rid of MATTS baby all 3 of them would be massively over as heels. then Matt and KANE together vs Edge and Gene.
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Post by boogert on May 4, 2005 10:23:06 GMT -5
Wow another Edge bashing page. cool..........
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Post by Surfer Supreme on May 4, 2005 10:50:42 GMT -5
I'm not bashing Edge. I'm praising Mongo McMichael, Kevin Greene, and Tokyo Magnum... the REAL Triple Threat. Also I'm tearing down Austin because he's a wifebeater. But I'm not bashing Edge.
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The Happnin' Mojo
Dennis Stamp
Comedy is the last refuge of a nonconformist mind......just make sure it's really funny.
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on May 4, 2005 11:00:50 GMT -5
Why anyone would prasie Mongo is beyond me...........baby.
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Post by Surfer Supreme on May 4, 2005 11:18:17 GMT -5
Why anyone would prasie Mongo is beyond me...........baby. Not real praise. A hater's praise. A Wrestlecrapper's praise. I have to thank him for being able to make fun of him so much. Baby-ba-baby-baby! (*Mongo pointing at his Super Bowl ring on his Four Horseman 4-giving hand, then wife-swapping with 100% Snakehands, only Mongo didn't get a swap*) |
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