5/16... Raw thread, part I.

[wendogg27]

Mr. said:

This is Undertaker's fault. He's gonna no-sell any of our posts.

Haha, good point

[ghettooverlord]

Raw Odds:
Edge wins the title shot 1:3
Triple H wins the title shot Even
Kane wins the title shot 3:1
Triple HHH breaks the Masterlock, then proceeds to break Masters' arms to show he is worthy of the title. 6:1
Gene Snitsky breaks the Masterlock 10:1
Randy Orton deficates in a diva's purse 3,000:1
Lawrence Taylor wins the title shot 10,000:1
Eric Bischoff wins the title shot 20,000:1

[Phoenix]

Randy Orton deficates in a diva's purse 3,000:1

if he is there i give it better adds than that

[hurrikaty]

I'll be in the thread tonight. Complete with Juicy Gay commentary of the hidden sexual tension between wrestlers.

*notices everyone running*

NOOO! DONT LEAVE ME!

[ppv14]

*leaves for the off topic where Lancers commentates on gay activity*
nothing personal Katy

[sirendemented]

There's also going to be another pillow fight. Christy vs. Candice.

At least it's better than the Masterlock challenge.

ummmm are you sure about that? I'd rather see a plant get beat up again

[Phoenix]

I just hope that this week doesnt compare to the "gaynes" that was in every skit last week.

[The Angel]

Hooray for blindly searching until I found the post link.
I'm all pumped for Christian/Flair.

[luckyd27]

This thread is gonna be locked before Raw even starts.

[ppv14]

yes yes it will
19 minutes to go before i laugh at the play by play by you guys and 3 hours till I get to acutally watch it

[The Angel]

Hey, the witty repartee on this board has often been the reason I keep watching RAW.

[Phoenix]

OK so why is there a pillow fight again? they must seriously not want us to watch raw.

I see Kane going over tonight for some reason. He will no sell the briefcase shot chokeslam win. Pissing edge off even more

[balmudo]

Hey folks! I'm a first time poster who's been watching wrestling on/off since 1990, and I really hope that tonight's RAW doesn't leave me feeling tired/sad by the end of the show. That's all I'll say for now.

[Lance Uppercut]

phoenix said:

OK so why is there a pillow fight again? they must seriously not want us to watch raw.

I see Kane going over tonight for some reason. He will no sell the briefcase shot chokeslam win. Pissing edge off even more

O dude, how could I forget... I'm betting for Viscera to interfere and try to chow down on some white chocolate, or continue his efforts to go south of the Border with Lillian (isn't she puerto rican though?).

[Poker Joker]

phoenix said:

OK so why is there a pillow fight again?

Because Linda McMahon is as frigid as a winter night in North Dakota, and Vince is a rich, powerful man with certian "needs" he has to have fulfilled.

[luckyd27]

Lita turns heel on Kane, joins Edge...coming up. DING

[ppv14]

Welcome to boards Balmudo
the fact that i remembered your name is good for something isnt it?

[Phoenix]

Last week was nachos whats the bets for this week.

Also taking bets on what guy he humps!

[Poker Joker]

Balmudo said:

Hey folks! I'm a first time poster

That would explain why your post count is at one, huh?

[ppv14]

I bet this week ol'Vis takes in a hot dog
and as for the unfortunate soul...Maven gets the treatment