Ratings
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Post by Ratings on May 12, 2005 8:52:56 GMT -5
Sure she is a little bit of an airhead, but she sure looks good being one!
Maria fans, UNITE!
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on May 12, 2005 8:56:05 GMT -5
Yeah she has a nice ass. And she........................umm.....................interviews okay?
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Post by kunswwfmark on May 12, 2005 9:01:18 GMT -5
she's terrible. at least terri was decent at her job and knew something about the business. they should have just kept terri if all they were planning to do was replace her with someone less talented.
maria is f'n dumb. and it's not her fault, she was thrown in way too fast into a position she's not capable of handling. she's not meant for the wrestling business and would be better suited to never speak on television..........ever.
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Post by pdogg on May 12, 2005 9:16:41 GMT -5
Hello Peeps
Nice to meet you all, after scouring around i found the most humourous of wrestling fans and knowledgable to be you, so well done.
As far as Maria goes, who gives a damn if she cant interview, she is eye candy and she doesnt take too much time up. She is my fave diva, very pretty and innocent looking not like most the plastic women they have
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Post by B.A. on May 12, 2005 9:18:16 GMT -5
ooo lol, you dont wanna say that..maybe humorous but some people are dumb as rocks lol
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on May 12, 2005 9:36:29 GMT -5
Hello Peeps Nice to meet you all, after scouring around i found the most humourous of wrestling fans and knowledgable to be you, so well done. As far as Maria goes, who gives a damn if she cant interview, she is eye candy and she doesnt take too much time up. She is my fave diva, very pretty and innocent looking not like most the plastic women they have I agree have to agree with you and your last statement.She isnt TV obssesed like Torrie Wilson. and let me be the first to Welcome you to Wrestlecrap! Get ready for an eternity of flaming. |
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Post by Ratings on May 12, 2005 9:40:57 GMT -5
Welcome to the forum.
Torrie's voice is like someone's striking a baby with a cat. Or something like that. I heard it on "The Simpsons" Episode where Lisa thought she was going dumb.
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Post by invaderdave on May 12, 2005 9:44:31 GMT -5
I dunno. I think Joy's cuter.
Maria's pretty fine though.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2005 9:49:29 GMT -5
Maria should hook up with Snitsky.
The amount of wrestlecrap possibilites would be record breaking.
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Post by Hypnotix on May 12, 2005 10:10:40 GMT -5
Yeah she's probably gut the IQ of a log, but she's definitely smoking hot. Plus her interviews are so bad that you just have to watch them. Its like a train full of Cabbage Patch Dolls running into a liquid nitrogen truck. They're both tragic, but you wouldn't dare miss the chance to see it.
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Post by jennie on May 12, 2005 10:19:14 GMT -5
Maria's much better than Torrie Wilson - not only is she far more interesting, doesn't have that GeneriBlonde look and she does something that has a point on TV.
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Post by KingPopper on May 12, 2005 10:22:29 GMT -5
#1 Maria moment ever:  |
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on May 12, 2005 10:28:58 GMT -5
#1 Maria moment ever: #2 Would be "The Edge" comment followed by her "moaning" after getting beaten up by Trish, y'all rember the moaning........ |
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Post by invaderdave on May 12, 2005 10:29:45 GMT -5
Stacy Kiebler did a porno yell on Raw this week. I heard it.
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on May 12, 2005 10:37:58 GMT -5
Stacy Kiebler did a porno yell on Raw this week. I heard it. Nah. That's the girl in your basement Pogo.......though I thought Mavenand Simon Dean were hilarious. Simon gritting his teeth = ratings |
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Post by invaderdave on May 12, 2005 10:44:08 GMT -5
Nah. That's the girl in your basement Pogo Damn, I thought three rolls of duct tape would be enough to fix that. Excuse me... |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 12, 2005 11:02:40 GMT -5
Although I'll be the first to ridicule Maria for using the wrong names of the wrestlers, I have gone on record stating that I think she is the prettiest of the new divas. I really hope that last week's "The Edge" interview was a total work, and that they are giving her an airhead gimmick. It would actually be a funny character if week in and week out she was using the wrong names and stuff.
Maria: I'm standing backstage with the Intercontinental Champion, Shelton Bennington. What are your thoughts about tonight's match with Muhammad Hanson?
Shelton: Did you just say Muhammad Hanson?
Maria: Yep!
Shelton: In my match with Muhammad *Hassan*, I plan to defend my title --
Maria: Um, I believe his name is Hanson.
Shelton: No.... it's Hassan.
Maria: Look, it's right there on the cue card.
Shelton: No, it's spelled correctly on the cue card. Besides, do you really need cue cards to know the wrestler's names?
Maria: That's all the time we have. Back to the King and R.J.!
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Post by Hypnotix on May 12, 2005 11:22:39 GMT -5
;D @ Lemmy.
That's awesome! How dumb are the WWE right now by not giving her this gimmick? Its so friggin' natural. All she does is play a Kelly Bundy schtick, and she'd become the greatest Diva ever.
By the way, I see a lot of Torrie bashing lately. It wasn't until I watched Smackdown that I found out why. Gawd, someone take that tart away from the mic!
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Post by Limey on May 12, 2005 12:25:20 GMT -5
Maria is great! How can ANYONE diss Maria?
I've played all his games! My favourite is the one where he straps a water gun to his back and uses it to scrub off graffi...wait....I'm probably a bit confused here.
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Post by havik on May 12, 2005 16:10:40 GMT -5
Hell yeah, I've also said before Maria is sexy! (Joy is my fave thou, dunno where the hell she is  ) Although Lenny's idea is a pure stroke of genius, I don't think that Maria did it on purpose LOL(Michaels is good with improvisation IMO) Oh and welcome to WC pdogg |
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