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Post by Maxnificent on May 6, 2005 13:55:13 GMT -5
Here's mine:
Imagine this...for several weeks, in the middle of matches, goofy music plays (think Easter Bunny's theme from a couple years ago), and Garrison Cade comes out, in some loud ridiculous shirt, and proceeds to annoy the crowd with bad jokes. They boo him, but he thinks they love him. He also has a tape recorder with a fake laugh track that he plays after every joke.
Eventually, he actually comes out in the middle of an interview, angering the face involved, and they get into a scuffle, and then a feud.
His tights could have a drawing of a couple laughing faces. And he'd call his flying elbow finisher The Punch Line.
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Post by STMP on May 6, 2005 13:58:23 GMT -5
Or perhaps 'The Full House'
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Post by richardnoggin on May 6, 2005 13:59:07 GMT -5
thats not all that bad. i like the idea of a cheesy laugh track after every punch line. only if he played it up like those were real laughs even though his jokes would suck.
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Post by Maxnificent on May 6, 2005 14:02:43 GMT -5
"Hi, folks! My name is Garrison Cade. I just flew in from Nebraska, and boy, are my arms tired! *fake laughs* But seriously...don't you hate it...when you go to the bathroom..and there's no toilet paper?! HUH?! *fake laughs*"
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Post by richardnoggin on May 6, 2005 14:06:27 GMT -5
"Hi, folks! My name is Garrison Cade. I just flew in from Nebraska, and boy, are my arms tired! *fake laughs* But seriously...don't you hate it...when you go to the bathroom..and there's no toilet paper?! HUH?! *fake laughs*" thats so ridiculous, it's hilarious. i love the idea of the fake laughs while the camera pans to crowd while everyone is sitting in dead silence. |
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Post by 24carrot on May 6, 2005 14:06:39 GMT -5
I love it lol Where is Cade anyways? or has he been on Heat and since I don't watch it I haven't seen him.
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Post by Maxnificent on May 6, 2005 14:07:41 GMT -5
He was out injured for a while, and now he's in OVW working off ring rust and whatnot.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 6, 2005 14:11:03 GMT -5
This would be a good gimmick for Cade. He should have either a manager or a tag partner to sit at a drum set and hit rimshots for after his bad jokes too.
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Post by Maxnificent on May 6, 2005 14:13:04 GMT -5
Coach on the drums! ;D
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Post by pushtripleh on May 6, 2005 14:16:04 GMT -5
id give him stunning steve austins old gimmick or the ringmaster gimmick. Stunning Garrison Cade has a sort of ring to it and he is a big boy from TX.
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Post by mainsupreme on May 6, 2005 14:17:26 GMT -5
what about someone who is always using heel tricks to win.
The fans hate him, and he hates it. he wants to be loved but he always plays dirty, but he thinks that winning will make him popular.
You could give him a winning streak against low midcard ppl.
and he always wins with cheating, not in the face eddie way, but really dirty tricks. And he never gets it, and gives face promo's with cheap pops and everything
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Post by FrankRizzo on May 6, 2005 14:18:38 GMT -5
repackage him as a clone of rico and have him job to the likes of simon dean and maven on a semi-weekly basis
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Post by richardnoggin on May 6, 2005 14:21:55 GMT -5
id give him stunning steve austins old gimmick or the ringmaster gimmick. Stunning Garrison Cade has a sort of ring to it and he is a big boy from TX. i always thought that cade resembled stunning steve austin from back in the day. |
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on May 6, 2005 14:23:09 GMT -5
Have him come out with a finger puppet called mr.head . . . . what?! . . . (its been done)
bah
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Post by Limey on May 6, 2005 15:10:03 GMT -5
How about making him obsessed with the letter Q?
Think about it! That's original, innit?
Have his entrance theme be just lots of different people saying the letter Q stuck on a continuous loop, and have him wear a singlet made entirely out of Q's (sort of like Kurt Angle's US flag attire, only with Q's) and as he' d make a cheerleader Q sign on his way to the ring.
His promos would be classic.
"So, (indy worker name here) you Q think you're gonna Q up to me? Well, I'll Q you and Q on the QQQQ Q QQQ Q Q Q Q Q Q Qwerty Q Q Q Q Q Q. QQ Q QQ."
And to top it off, his finisher would be the Q-bomb, where he'd shape the opponent like a lower-case q, and drop them on their face. After they'd be pinned, he'd put them in the shape of a Q, and then walk off.
He would be called, naturally, the Q-boy.
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Don't ask me, I think the paint-fumes are making me high...
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Post by Christianv2 on May 6, 2005 16:01:13 GMT -5
oh just give up on cade already
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Post by MoneyInc. on May 6, 2005 18:11:09 GMT -5
I personally liked Cade and Jindrak together. If Cade is on his own, then I think they should make him some kind of mad scientist or something. Or maybe a chef. He could feud with Simon Dean!
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Post by VeggieOverlord on May 6, 2005 18:16:54 GMT -5
Is unemployed a gimmick?
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Post by obi on May 6, 2005 18:18:23 GMT -5
i pray to the lord it is lol |
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Post by Maxnificent on May 6, 2005 18:41:27 GMT -5
Have his entrance theme be just lots of different people saying the letter Q stuck on a continuous loop Hahaha...that is hilarious. |
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