what should the Diva search contestants do?

[Brother Ike: Thread Killer]

what kinf of contest should the bimbo squad do this year...

week one: Diva Dodgeball with new jack

Week two: The Toshiaki Kawada Gasno bomb contest

yall do the rest

[Lance Uppercut]

Al said:

what kinf of contest should the bimbo squad do this year...

week one: Diva Dodgeball with new jack

That's hilarious.

And how bout, survive a date with Viscera, kane, and snitsky?

Rhyme-off with Heidenreich.

And Randy orton can eliminate them by "the loser recieves a special parting gift in their bag".

[The Happnin' Mojo]

And Edge will try to "spear" them on they way out.....

[Lance Uppercut]

The said:

And Edge will try to "spear" them on they way out.....

The whole diva search is all part of his master plan

www.armpitwrestling.com/APEdgeHHH.htm for those of who missed it the first time.

[richardnoggin]

they should have a "dance off" in the bottom of a swimming people while wearing cement shoes.

[FrankRizzo]

pugil stick fighting. army style. in cheerleader outfits.

[The Happnin' Mojo]

That's some funny crap right there....

[foghornleghorn]

Street fight against Hardcore Holly (draft him), Edge and Randy Orton. Picture this: Holly trying to legitimately beat the hell out of everyone, Randy looking for peoples' bags and Edge doing a slightly *friendlier* version of the spear.

[FrankRizzo]

what if edge tried to spear holly? wouldn't that be a twist?

[invaderdave]

Hmm...the woman who defeats the Krakken will be named winner of the Diva Search.

As her prize, she will spend the entire showtime bound and gagged in a closet.

[foghornleghorn]

Burglite said:

what if edge tried to spear holly? wouldn't that be a twist?

And they'll both go flying into a bag in which Orton is busy crapping.

[Phoenix]

But Edge shouldn't even get ideas about messing with WWE's top female dog, Stephanie McMahon, who is married to HHH.



"Touch her and I'll kill you," laughed HHH as he looked at Edge, only half-jokingly.
"Don't worry Trips, she's butt ugly anyway," responded Edge, as they both fell on the ground laughing.
"I know, isn't she?" laughed HHH uncontrollably. "I mean, f***, she's more manly than I am! Whatever man, I got what I wanted: control of WWE," roared HHH as the two continued laughing to the point our news correspondent lost patience and ended the interview

Thats a ZING

[DSR]

I'll tell you what would make people care about the Diva Search...Bare. Knuckle. Boxing.

Single elimination bare knuckle boxing tournament with all the contestants. And it'll be a shoot, brother!

[FrankRizzo]

hmmmm... what if edge and orton started an illicit affair and became the new "billy and chuck" ?

[plushtar]

Put moustaches on them, and let's see how many survive in the Smackdown shower room.

[Limey]

The Diva Search contestants should wear arseless chaps and sit in metal chairs that are continually heated up until they pass out from the pain.

They then wake up hanging from their wrists in a room that has nothing but a large sign saying "YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE YOU DIE" that counts down until it runs to zero, and then the WWE creative writing staff burst through the door, yell "SURPRISE!" and throw a cake into their face.
Then if they aren't dead from a heart attack, get them to lie on a table, and have Hardcore Holly slice them open with a rusty scalpel and pour salt into their wounds.

WELCOME TO THE WWE!!!!!!

[Mikey]

They have to drag race, and whoever falls off the cliff first wins.

Have them go at it in a barbie(barbed wire baseball bat) match.

Hardcore match with Abdullah the Butcher, New Jack, Terry Funk, Sabu, and Cactus Jack.

[viscera]

How bout a Talent contest... in which they are all disqualified and the Diva Search is canceled...

[hbkismyherostill]

I think there should be a diva challenge where they come to my house and violate me.

[Deleted]

How about a lemming impersonation?