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Post by juliefoxx13 on May 6, 2005 7:07:13 GMT -5
Ok, I don't completely hate SmackDown, but I have a lot of complaints that I need to get off my chest, so here I go:
1- Does anyone else find Melina annoying? She's just like what Shaniqua was to the Bashams (Minus the S&M, but more of a whore)
2- Cena is just the champ so the WWE can promote his album.
3- The storylines are too predictable. Booker's wife is most likely going to get kidnapped. If you don't see that coming you are an idiot.
4- JBL...SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!
5- Do you honestly think that Matt Morgan is going to lose to some local jobber? Anyone who thinks that Morgan is going to lose (or that these matches will last more than 3 minutes) you are also an idiot.
6- Does the WWE really expect us to forget that Matt Morgan was on SD before (without a stuttering problem)? Come on, give us a little credit, we are smarter than that.
7- Orlando Jordan, cut your hair. Oh, and doing that stupid Cabinet hand sign makes you look soooooooooooooooooooooo stupid.
8- WHERE ARE THE DUDLEYS??? I Love the Dudleys!!!
9- The Cruiserweight division is a real joke.
10- Give the US Championship to someone else. ANYONE BUT ORLANDO!!!
You may disagree with me on many of these points, but this is how I feel, so deal with it.
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Post by Limey on May 6, 2005 7:50:28 GMT -5
OK.
I, too, would be honest-to-god gobsmacked if a jobber actually did win the KA invitational/Matt Morgan squashes. Without interferance from a top-roster star, mind.
And it makes me wonder if the WWE thinks all fans are new fans if they expect us to believe that Johnny Nitro and Matt Morgan are all-new.
And I always thought Booker's wife would side with Kurt Angle, betraying Booker, at a PPV. Oh, well. I guess I'm an idiot.
And Akio would be a better US champ than that indeed-scarily-haired Orlando.
And Akio would have better Cruiserweight feuds with London.
Ah, hell. There I go with my Jimmy Yang fanboy talk again.
And the Dudleyz WILL RETURN, you can bet your bottom on that. (Bet my bottom?)
And Melina, although hot-hot-hot, is annoying.
And the Cena promotion is pretty sickening.
All in all, a pretty accurate description. Well done.
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Post by hbkismyherostill on May 6, 2005 7:58:35 GMT -5
Hey look whos back with a new post! Anyway my long absence aside I see that this thread would be as good as any to make my return to the board because A) I can think of a million reasons why I hate smackdown after watching it last week, and B) This Foxx chick is hot! Ok bear with me now....
1. Jbl: sure the guys improved dramatically and all since justin hawk days and its great to see long time employees get a lil something back from the company and all but did the guy deserve that long of a reign over some of the guys he went over consistently?(albeit only in screwjobs) but seriously did he deserve that long of a reign?
2. the bashams: not sure why but the whole skull and 8-ball lookalike thing where one fresh guy comes in behind the refs back to win the match for the beaten twin always p***ed me off.
3. john cena: I was a big fan of the guy until he started with the poopy joke deal....yadda yadda yadda im just repeating whats been said a thousand times before so I'll quit now.
4. Big show: one thing I have always wondered since he debut...WHAT THE HELL IS THE BIG SHOW SUPPOSED TO MEAN!! I mean the name...you have some guy with a badass name on the marquee like The Undertaker and then you see vs. The big show and someone who wouldnt know who either was would wonder what a big show was supposed to be as well imbetting.
5. carlito: yeah i said it...bring it on! lol the guys funny as hell...(my favorite was when he was serving hotdogs at a smackdwon segment...but he needs to wrestle once in awhile and do something soon.
6. rvd: not the guy just his usage on the show so for that i blame the writers.
Well my hands are tired and I dont feel like typing anymore so later days kids and have fun. Take my six for what they are worth.
I love the 80's
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Post by richardnoggin on May 6, 2005 8:17:07 GMT -5
i'm glad the dudleys have been off tv for so long. stale and predictable.
I'm digging matt morgan squashing jobbers. when i he wrestles a REAL wrestler he'll probably get exposed but for now i'm likin' it.
Kurt Angle is a little TOO stiff with the jobbers he wrestles. he beat the snot out of the schlep lastnight.
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Post by juliefoxx13 on May 6, 2005 9:15:41 GMT -5
Most of SmackDown's storylines are predictable, so the Dudleys would fit right in.
PS: I was just digging around, and did you know that Booker T's wife used to be a WCW Nitro Girl?
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Post by richardnoggin on May 6, 2005 9:30:02 GMT -5
yep, i remember her. She looks just like Booker T.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2005 9:41:20 GMT -5
Most of SmackDown's storylines are predictable, so the Dudleys would fit right in. PS: I was just digging around, and did you know that Booker T's wife used to be a WCW Nitro Girl? She was also briefly the backstage interviewer in the WWE. |
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Post by richardnoggin on May 6, 2005 9:44:57 GMT -5
is she the same chick that was Paisley? or was that some other broad?
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Post by juliefoxx13 on May 6, 2005 9:48:14 GMT -5
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Post by richardnoggin on May 6, 2005 9:52:06 GMT -5
i googled it, she used to be Paisley.
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on May 6, 2005 9:52:24 GMT -5
I dont get about how Cole is "impressed" with Morgan beating jobbers.
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Post by juliefoxx13 on May 6, 2005 9:59:05 GMT -5
It's his job!! And that last move was pretty impressive!!
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Post by propaganda on May 6, 2005 10:00:06 GMT -5
Yipee! Someone in the IWC hates something.
How refreshing.
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on May 6, 2005 10:00:20 GMT -5
It's his job!! And that last move was pretty impressive!! Yeah it is.I love your sig,the whole JBL/Cole thing. |
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Post by hbkismyherostill on May 6, 2005 10:00:42 GMT -5
Michael cole sucks to the wwe in the announce position similar to Bill Walton does to the NBA.
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Post by juliefoxx13 on May 6, 2005 10:01:10 GMT -5
Thanks, I amde it this morning. Cena inspired me to do it!!
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on May 6, 2005 10:03:55 GMT -5
Solid list, I can get behind pretty much all of it.
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Post by juliefoxx13 on May 6, 2005 10:53:41 GMT -5
yay, people agree with me!!!
"So you don't 'legally have a penis'" -Cena
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Post by hbkismyherostill on May 6, 2005 10:54:53 GMT -5
Can someone explain what the hell 'PWN" is supposed to be?
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Post by KLRA on May 6, 2005 10:59:19 GMT -5
Can someone explain what the hell 'PWN" is supposed to be? Deliberate misspelling of "own" that was originally used in online games such as Counter Strike for when you killed someone with a headshot. Now it's as watered down as the "ECW" chant. |
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