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Post by bradtherad on Feb 19, 2009 17:26:22 GMT -5
After Mania, Punk becomes an evil heel who comes out and calls Cena a leech and hypocrite for preaching to the kids things he doesn't follow himself. He says that Cena is suppose to be a role model when he is nothing more than a self serving, steroid eating, overgrown ape who got a lucky shot because he and the boss had some "private time" together.
They then have a match on PPV and Cena wins 4 minutes into the match with the attitude adjuster and Punk does not manage to get a single shot in. In fact, Punk gets beaten on as soon as he gets into the ring. The commentators talk about how great Cena was.
Next week, Punk comes out and says that Cena has shown the world how vicious he is, how fake his whole "persona" is when he beat him within an inch of his life. Punk says he has done what he intended to do and that now everyone knows the true character of John Cena. Punk says he lost the match on purpose to PROVE what Cena really is. John Cena runs down the ramp and beats down Punk again to a pulp and then grabs the mic and says, "THE CHAMP IS HERE!"
Next week Punk comes out and says that Cena just keeps proving him true. He keeps proving that he is an overgrown ape who portrays a false persona in order to make money for himself and the boss, while he, CM Punk is a true athlete and competitor. Cena comes out and says, "Alright Dawg, u want a rematch? You got it!". Punk and Cena have a quick rematch and Cena is beating Punk throughout the match when at the end, Punk uses a low blow and rolls Cena up for the win after The Big Show and Mike Knox interfere. (Who Punk is now friends with because he calls them "Genuine Men")
Next week Punk comes out and says that last week he finally proved himself true by showing the world how he is a superior athlete to Cena. Cena walks out and challenges Punk to a street brawl...he asks him to meet him in the GARAGE! Punk walks out to the garage and sees Cena from a far. Punk gets an evil smile and jumps into a car and tries to run Cena over but Cena ducks out of the way, jumps on top of the car (like in the movies), climbs in from the back and locks Punk into a submission while Punk is driving. The car then crashes into a wall injuring both stars, but Cena is "seriously hurt" while Punk "escapes with minor injuries".
Next week CM Punk comes out and says than now the world sees what Cena is. A liar, hipocrite, a steroid ape and a horrible driver! He says Cena is on the path of self destruction but if he becomes straight edge he can save himself. He then applauds his stablemates, Big Show and Mike Knox for being straight edge, "Genuine Men". The "Genuine Men" stable runs rampant on RAW until Cena returns to continue the feud...
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Post by hmbnimbus on Feb 19, 2009 17:29:18 GMT -5
Only thing that lets it down is the distinct lack of Knox's Beard.
Surely it should be a major player in this feud?
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Post by akkountent on Feb 19, 2009 17:30:08 GMT -5
I can definately see someone in WWE turning heel and calling a face out saying that they are on 'roids. I can see Y2J going that route and continuing w/ his "truth-heel" role and Punk coming out and defending "straight-edge" athletes. The WWE would be crazy not to capitalize on the 'roids scandals - they tried to capitalize in 1994 during the MLB strike w/ their ads that stated something like "we're the WWE....we never go on strike" (or something like that. I remember they had a baseball field in the background.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Feb 19, 2009 17:30:10 GMT -5
Whew. Almost been too long without a bradtherad post. Been wondering where you went.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 19, 2009 17:31:13 GMT -5
Needs more slashy hints.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Feb 19, 2009 17:31:16 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2009 17:31:16 GMT -5
You had me up until Cena made Punk tap while Driving
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Post by Shy Guy on Feb 19, 2009 17:32:21 GMT -5
After Mania, Punk becomes an evil heel who comes out and calls Cena a leech and hypocrite for preaching to the kids things he doesn't follow himself. He says that Cena is suppose to be a role model when he is nothing more than a self serving, steroid eating, overgrown ape who got a lucky shot because he and the boss had some "private time" together. yeah... that won't work.... |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 19, 2009 17:33:21 GMT -5
After Mania, Punk becomes an evil heel who comes out and calls Cena a leech and hypocrite for preaching to the kids things he doesn't follow himself. No offense, but I stopped reading there because it sounds like you just turned CM Punk into Chris Jericho. It doesn't sound that original from the get-go. |
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Feb 19, 2009 17:35:22 GMT -5
After Mania, Punk becomes an evil heel who comes out and calls Cena a leech and hypocrite for preaching to the kids things he doesn't follow himself. No offense, but I stopped reading there because it sounds like you just turned CM Punk into Chris Jericho. It doesn't sound that original from the get-go. actually it sounds like younger Punk |
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Post by hmbnimbus on Feb 19, 2009 17:37:18 GMT -5
Needs more forklift.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2009 17:39:02 GMT -5
You've got to love How he's even got the Same Team in the Stable Also this Feud should be Settled when Vince suddenly Teams Punk with Jim Duggan |
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Post by Bedlam LadyD on Feb 19, 2009 17:45:28 GMT -5
You know, I think a feud between Punk and Cena would pretty much be awesome no matter how you pitched it. Cena can be a good talker and does have charisma ((You couldn't be as popular as he is without it)), and most of us know how bitchin' Punk's promos can be, and he oozes charisma as well. I think a feud with those two could be money, especially if you don't script their stuff.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Feb 19, 2009 17:48:25 GMT -5
After Mania, Punk becomes an evil heel who comes out and calls Cena a leech and hypocrite for preaching to the kids things he doesn't follow himself. He says that Cena is suppose to be a role model when he is nothing more than a self serving, steroid eating, overgrown ape who got a lucky shot because he and the boss had some "private time" together. They then have a match on PPV and Cena wins 4 minutes into the match with the attitude adjuster and Punk does not manage to get a single shot in. In fact, Punk gets beaten on as soon as he gets into the ring. The commentators talk about how great Cena was. Next week, Punk comes out and says that Cena has shown the world how vicious he is, how fake his whole "persona" is when he beat him within an inch of his life. Punk says he has done what he intended to do and that now everyone knows the true character of John Cena. Punk says he lost the match on purpose to PROVE what Cena really is. John Cena runs down the ramp and beats down Punk again to a pulp and then grabs the mic and says, "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" Next week Punk comes out and says that Cena just keeps proving him true. He keeps proving that he is an overgrown ape who portrays a false persona in order to make money for himself and the boss, while he, CM Punk is a true athlete and competitor. Cena comes out and says, "Alright Dawg, u want a rematch? You got it!". Punk and Cena have a quick rematch and Cena is beating Punk throughout the match when at the end, Punk uses a low blow and rolls Cena up for the win after The Big Show and Mike Knox interfere. (Who Punk is now friends with because he calls them "Genuine Men") Next week Punk comes out and says that last week he finally proved himself true by showing the world how he is a superior athlete to Cena. Cena walks out and challenges Punk to a street brawl...he asks him to meet him in the GARAGE! Punk walks out to the garage and sees Cena from a far. Punk gets an evil smile and jumps into a car and tries to run Cena over but Cena ducks out of the way, jumps on top of the car (like in the movies), climbs in from the back and locks Punk into a submission while Punk is driving. The car then crashes into a wall injuring both stars, but Cena is "seriously hurt" while Punk "escapes with minor injuries". Next week CM Punk comes out and says than now the world sees what Cena is. A liar, hipocrite, a steroid ape and a horrible driver! He says Cena is on the path of self destruction but if he becomes straight edge he can save himself. He then applauds his stablemates, Big Show and Mike Knox for being straight edge, "Genuine Men". The "Genuine Men" stable runs rampant on RAW until Cena returns to continue the feud... I wish to subscribe to your newsletter! This is the funniest thing I've read all month. |
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Feb 19, 2009 17:58:12 GMT -5
 Genuine Man. |
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Post by hmbnimbus on Feb 19, 2009 18:03:08 GMT -5
You've got to love How he's even got the Same Team in the Stable Also this Feud should be Settled when Vince suddenly Teams Punk with Jim Duggan *sigh*.... someone been's stealing our ideas - AGAIN! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2009 18:07:44 GMT -5
You've got to love How he's even got the Same Team in the Stable Also this Feud should be Settled when Vince suddenly Teams Punk with Jim Duggan *sigh*.... someone been's stealing our ideas - AGAIN! Needs more Sheriff Batista and GM Gaspard eh IG? |
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Post by HBKite on Feb 19, 2009 18:10:33 GMT -5
Next week Punk comes out and says that last week he finally proved himself true by showing the world how he is a superior athlete to Cena. Cena walks out and challenges Punk to a street brawl...he asks him to meet him in the GARAGE! Punk walks out to the garage and sees Cena from a far. Punk gets an evil smile and jumps into a car and tries to run Cena over but Cena ducks out of the way, jumps on top of the car (like in the movies), climbs in from the back and locks Punk into a submission while Punk is driving. The car then crashes into a wall injuring both stars, but Cena is "seriously hurt" while Punk "escapes with minor injuries". I nearly choked on my gaterade. |
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Post by VengeanceGOD on Feb 19, 2009 18:11:10 GMT -5
After Mania, Punk becomes an evil heel Aaaaand, that's where I stopped reading. |
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Post by hmbnimbus on Feb 19, 2009 18:17:22 GMT -5
*sigh*.... someone been's stealing our ideas - AGAIN! Needs more Sheriff Batista and GM Gaspard eh IG? I'm sure we could fit Kerry Dysktra in somewhere too. |
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