Bedlam LadyD
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Post by Bedlam LadyD on Apr 24, 2009 20:31:33 GMT -5
- Being called a prude because I don't sleep with everyone with something dangling between his legs.
-Being called an Ice Queen/Bitch because I don't accept the few amounts of dates I do get offered. Yeah, hi. I've got standards.
-Which brings me to the fact I'm called shallow because of these standards. I'm shallow because I don't want to date the irritating twit who makes dead baby jokes or the guy who's obviously only after the fact I'm female?
-The fact I am attracted to certain types of men, and yep, get called all of the above because I don't date what I'm not attracted physically to, or even just the fact I don't have those kinds of feelings for them.
-Men thinking I want to be their girl because I like being their friend.
-Being called someone's "Woman". Being called "Woman" in general like it's my name.
-Dead baby jokes. Being an Auntie for an adorable four month old boy who lives with me, who I saw exactly ten minutes after his birth, kinda made me realize people who make these jokes are sick snorks.
-Using the word 'rape' lightly. I hear middle schoolers joking about this, and it makes me feel so sick to my stomach. That's NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, funny.
- Bad personal hygiene.
-When people call me a whore- er, what? How? I never slept with you, your buddy, your brother, those guys, that guy, etc...
-People who are pissed off for no logical reason, who are pissed off just because it seems like the cool thing to be.
-The Divas belt
-Madison Rayne getting a contract before a thousand other women far more talented then her. This goes for any model that randomly gets picked up for no particular reason other then the fact she's "Hot".
-Men's bodyspray commercials. AXE/BOD etc. I'm not sleeping with you because you smell good.
-Mothersnorking Spongebob SquarePants.
-Writer's Block
-Useless Assignments
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 24, 2009 20:53:40 GMT -5
Jackasses who don't shovel their stairs in the wintertime and wonder why I don't deliver their mail.
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Apr 24, 2009 21:09:10 GMT -5
Where do I start?
*Horrible drivers who always blame you for almost causing a wreck, maybe if they actually look both ways they can see I'm about to turn in.
*This chick who sits in front of me in math, she has the most annoying nasaly voice I've heard AND she wears loose jeans but she does not wear any panties. So her not so appealing crack is staring at me like a King Cobra while I'm trying to solve a Logarithm function.
*Bigots
*Wal-Mart's customer service.
*Employees at some stores who do not know jack about electronics so I have to pretty much help myself.
*Bus drivers who do not wait until everyone has sat down, they just hit the gas and I go tripping into a steel pole.
*Jonas Brothers Fans like this chick:
*When bits of carrot get stuck in your teeth and you can't get them out.
*The top button of a button up shirt.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 25, 2009 22:01:42 GMT -5
Well, I would. So it isn't a piece of cake getting in legally...boohoo, boohoo, cry me a river. There are several legal Americans who aren't having it any easier in this country. If you really want to come into this country and want to deserve it then you will go through whatever B.S. you have to instead of trying to steal the money and food from a person who is here legally and who thus actually deserves it. Illegals don't even give back but simply take take take. Earn your right to live here. I've always kinda laughed at Americans who are deadset against immigration. Especially when white people tells non-white people to "go back where they came from". I mean the whole freaking country was build on immigration. ps! sorry for the double post! Hell, not even the Natives were from here at the very start.
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Post by CJ Denton is Egon on Apr 25, 2009 22:04:01 GMT -5
-The WHO
-Government in General actually.
-People who like to start fights.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 25, 2009 22:13:43 GMT -5
Kids who wear T-Shirts saying they are crazy. No, you are not. Bastards.
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Apr 25, 2009 22:47:46 GMT -5
I'm not entirely against illegal immigration, but it ticks me off how some don't even bother to learn english.
I used to work in a grocery store and nothing was more annoying than a foreigner walking up to me asking for something/to do something in Spanish(I'd say another language, but I usually get Spanish) and then they get mad at me as if Spanish is supposed to be my first language.
I'm black for God's sake. I don't even LOOK like I know Spanish!
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Apr 25, 2009 23:24:19 GMT -5
I just got stood up by a date and am really pissed. I'm so sick of dating. Go through all the trouble trying to get a date then they flake on you. I should just start buying hookers. Factor in all the money you spend taking a girl out before you get them in bed most of the time and you probably save money.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 26, 2009 2:15:18 GMT -5
-What makes someone a real man? An adult male with a penis who is not imaginary. The End. See guys, I solved that great mystery. Turns out you don't have to drink awful beer or eat a spicy meal for it. It was in your pants the whole time. What if you don't wear pants? Then you're either living a really free life, or you are in need of trousers.
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The_ripoff_artist
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Post by The_ripoff_artist on Apr 26, 2009 2:29:53 GMT -5
People who think that laws don't apply to them
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Apr 26, 2009 2:42:58 GMT -5
-What makes someone a real man? An adult male with a penis who is not imaginary. The End. See guys, I solved that great mystery. Turns out you don't have to drink awful beer or eat a spicy meal for it. It was in your pants the whole time. But to be a REAL MAN!!!! You must club women over the head, force them to make you your favourite dinner and get blitzed watching sports every night!!! Yeah, that attitude ticks me the hell off.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 26, 2009 2:49:38 GMT -5
Also, the idea men are friends with women because they want to nail them.
Seen a lot of guys like that, sure, but I know that'd be an awfully complicated way to get a date. I am not a victim of "friend zone", I just like to hang out with some girls.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Apr 26, 2009 2:55:10 GMT -5
Also, the idea men are friends with women because they want to nail them. Seen a lot of guys like that, sure, but I know that'd be an awfully complicated way to get a date. I am not a victim of "friend zone", I just like to hang out with some girls. Hey you! Stop stealing my thoughts! Oh yeah. People stealing my thoughts tick me off ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Apr 26, 2009 3:00:16 GMT -5
Armake21/Marcus was and is a far better actor than AVGN and it annoys the heck out of me when people absolutely hate the guy for the fact that he didn't get a contract with Gametrailers or GameVee. Who cares? Does he get payed for making videos, no, do you have to watch his videos, no! Get over it, he has his fans (me included) and entertains them, big deal. I friggin' hate fan boys!
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Apr 26, 2009 3:10:22 GMT -5
I've always kinda laughed at Americans who are deadset against immigration. Especially when white people tells non-white people to "go back where they came from". I mean the whole freaking country was build on immigration. ps! sorry for the double post! Hell, not even the Natives were from here at the very start. Sorry for the double post but that reminds me. Americans who hate and make fun of English accents and only think we sound like higher class butlers. The funny thing is though is that their ancestors, fore-fathers had the same accent. The same people who they idolize, have statues and days for and say created the greatest civilization on Earth... 'Has a gay British accent, hyuk, hyuk, top top, cup of tea lollerskates!!!'. ![](http://churchcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/facepalm_picard.jpg) Also Americans who say British accents without realizing the incredible difference between umm let's see...Scottish and Welsh?! Or hell, how do Northern Irish people sound like 'top top cup of tea' cliche stereotype butlers?! Some body want to tell me? Finally Wales is not a Country, it is a Province, learn the difference. ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/eyesroll.png)
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 26, 2009 4:03:16 GMT -5
Hell, not even the Natives were from here at the very start. Sorry for the double post but that reminds me. Americans who hate and make fun of English accents and only think we sound like higher class butlers. The funny thing is though is that their ancestors, fore-fathers had the same accent. The same people who they idolize, have statues and days for and say created the greatest civilization on Earth... 'Has a gay British accent, hyuk, hyuk, top top, cup of tea lollerskates!!!'. ![](http://churchcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/facepalm_picard.jpg) Also Americans who say British accents without realizing the incredible difference between umm let's see...Scottish and Welsh?! Or hell, how do Northern Irish people sound like 'top top cup of tea' cliche stereotype butlers?! Some body want to tell me? Finally Wales is not a Country, it is a Province, learn the difference. ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/eyesroll.png) To be fair, more Americans know the difference than we get credit for. Idiots aren't any more the majority here than other countries. They're just loud. -I hate that people have this bizarre notion that in Texas, it is still the 1800s. I don't see people in cowboy hats much more often than anywhere else, only some people speak in an exaggerated accent, and everyone seems to think we're either very violent or overly polite. Weird that it goes both ways like that, but I've heard both. Fact is, most Texans aren't a hell of a lot different than anyone else. We're not walking stereotypes. We, too, think Walker: Texas Ranger is an absurd show.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Apr 26, 2009 4:11:56 GMT -5
^Yea I agree, boxing everyone up as having the same opinion and views is arrogant and I apologize.
Umm on a more irritating note, acne, spots, pimples yadda yadda. I'm twenty one and have had to live with terrible sore, painful skin for eight years. I have been on anti-biotics for eight years also and having to change them and suffer withdraw just to get no benefit from the next batch of pills is a pain in the butt. It destroys my confidence and even in some cases, I've had to take pain killers to sleep simply because it hurts putting my face on my pillow.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 26, 2009 4:16:23 GMT -5
^Yea I agree, boxing everyone up as having the same opinion and views is arrogant and I apologize. Umm on a more irritating note, acne, spots, pimples yadda yadda. I'm twenty one and have had to live with terrible sore, painful skin for eight years. I have been on anti-biotics for eight years also and having to change them and suffer withdraw just to get no benefit from the next batch of pills is a pain in the butt. It destroys my confidence and even in some cases, I've had to take pain killers to sleep simply because it hurts putting my face on my pillow. Oh, I didn't mean you specifically. There are people like that, but I imagine there are equivalents all over the world. I've met ignorant Brits, Russians, Mexicans, Cubans, etc. It's an issue all over.
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Slim Loves Lily
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Apr 27, 2009 3:06:27 GMT -5
Double negatives.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Apr 27, 2009 3:10:52 GMT -5
Jackasses who don't shovel their stairs in the wintertime and wonder why I don't deliver their mail. Wait, don't you have some kind of creedo about rain and sleet and snow? ;D
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