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Post by bradtherad on Mar 30, 2009 11:24:44 GMT -5
I just got an idea for what they can do with the next John Cena movie...
John Cena and Dave Batista in...
Basketball holds no grudges!
John Cena plays Chris Baker, a talented football player who winds up being kicked out of football after he skips an important game to help out at the local orphanage. Chris Baker (Cena) is picked up by Emmanuel Richards (Batista), a retired basketball coach who feels sorry for him but has seen his potential as an athlete and explains to him that unlike football...basketball Holds No Grudges!
However, Baker (Cena) has never played basketball and is now forced to learn the hard way because coach Richards (Batista) is one tough coach. Over time, the two develop a deep friendship as Coach Richards (Batista) gains a lot of respect for Baker. However, just as things seem to be going well, Coach Richards is kidnapped by a rival basketball team!
Baker (Cena) gets a message that if he ever wants to see his coach again, he is challenged to a one on ten game of basketball. Baker agrees but what he doesn't know is that the scoreboard is rigged to explode if he starts winning the game, so at to blow him up. During the game, Baker defeats his opponent with a huge dunk that causes the scoreboard to explode. However, the explosion only ends up taking out the rival basketball team and doesn't hurt Baker at all.
Coach Richards is rescued and the two end up winning Best Basketball Player of the year and Best Sports Coach of the year awards which are handed to them by the president in a ceremony broadcast worldwide.
Thoughts?
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 30, 2009 11:29:43 GMT -5
Cornwallace.
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Post by The Ichi on Mar 30, 2009 11:38:11 GMT -5
I love you.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Mar 30, 2009 11:39:14 GMT -5
I LIKE IT! But only if Batista utters the line "3 points shots aren't just allowed....they're encouraged!".
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Mar 30, 2009 11:46:12 GMT -5
Nothin but net.
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Krimzon
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Post by Krimzon on Mar 30, 2009 11:51:03 GMT -5
BALLGAME, MAGGLE!
That's a Cena movie I'd see on opening night.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Mar 30, 2009 12:04:22 GMT -5
That is the best movie idea i have ever seen in my life.
and bradtherad is back!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2009 12:05:41 GMT -5
That is the best movie idea i have ever seen in my life. and bradtherad is back! Now if only we hadn't lost Series 2009 They could have a Brainstorming session
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Post by 4real on Mar 30, 2009 12:05:41 GMT -5
As long as Cena's wife gets kidnapped I can see WWE Films going for this.
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Mar 30, 2009 12:10:12 GMT -5
John Cena's best friend should be a talking pie.
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Post by Krimzon on Mar 30, 2009 12:20:12 GMT -5
John Cena's best friend should be a talking pie. And the coach of the other team should be named John Everyman.
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Mar 30, 2009 12:53:06 GMT -5
Typical bradtherad!
This movie sounds better than any WWE movies. I'll take 2 tickets.
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Post by Vince's Torn Quads on Mar 30, 2009 12:59:25 GMT -5
Great stuff. Add Batista turning into a werewolf at random points in the film and I'm sold on it.
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Post by Krimzon on Mar 30, 2009 13:02:26 GMT -5
There should also be cameos by The Goon and Knuckleball Schwartz.
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Post by bradtherad on Mar 30, 2009 13:05:43 GMT -5
No, but there would be a cameo by Braden Walker who plays Braden Harris, the evil basketball teams unstoppable defender. As Cena runs up to try and score, he blocks the net with his hands on his hips and says "Knock Knock". Cena asks him, "who's there?" and he says, "Braden Harris and I'm gonna block your ball out!". Walker blocks balls by jumping up (with his hands still on his hips) and turning in mid air to make the ball bounce off his arms.
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Post by Krimzon on Mar 30, 2009 13:11:04 GMT -5
We seriously need to pen a script for this and present it to the WWE.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Mar 30, 2009 15:27:39 GMT -5
Although this movie sounds spectacular, I really think it could use some ninjas.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 30, 2009 15:32:05 GMT -5
Although this movie sounds spectacular, I really think it could use some ninjas. Al Snow could play one of the ninjas.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Mar 30, 2009 15:39:39 GMT -5
I love you.
This is amazing.
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Mar 30, 2009 15:42:01 GMT -5
Only if winning the game somehow foils an international drug deal.
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