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Post by Paul E. Funk on Mar 17, 2009 0:32:30 GMT -5
Tazz would burst into song whenever HBK hit Sweet Chin Music.
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Post by Bauertainments on Mar 17, 2009 0:36:38 GMT -5
Main Event of WrestleMania...
TONY VS. MASKED MAN!
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Mar 17, 2009 0:41:54 GMT -5
The Main Event for every show would be Mickie James constantly trying to beat the Great Khali in under 11 minutes as a result of a 'challenge' (Props to whoever knows which WWE game it's from) EDIT: ALSO Ladder Matches would last about roughly 7 seconds. Did anyone else do the Cheap thing and switch Khalis finisher to something ridicoulously weak and hard to hit? no but i wish i did now
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Mar 17, 2009 1:15:57 GMT -5
Wrestlers pick from a wheel of weapon choices whenever they're in an Extreme Rules match.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Mar 17, 2009 4:04:26 GMT -5
Wrestlemania IX all over again.
Hulk Hogan '80s vs Hulk Hogan 2000 vs Hollywood Hogan vs Shelton Benjamin for the World Title.
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Post by cactusrob on Mar 17, 2009 4:38:32 GMT -5
Not only would you be encouraged to drop an elbow from a helicopter in the middle of time square, it would be allowed.
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Post by Jay-Jay on Mar 17, 2009 4:41:21 GMT -5
"Sweet Chin Music" would be one of Shawn Michaels's greatest hits!
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Mar 17, 2009 5:38:30 GMT -5
Not only would you be encouraged to drop an elbow from a helicopter in the middle of time square, it would be allowed. And no matter where the arena is, WWE has a wormhole to take you to Times Sqaure. I miss that setting for matches.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 17, 2009 6:21:53 GMT -5
John Cena would be facing MVP in an Iron Man match at Wrestlemania this year.
Zombie Santino
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bigbossfan
Trap-Jaw
Eh, what can you do?
Posts: 290
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Post by bigbossfan on Mar 17, 2009 7:09:47 GMT -5
Forget steel chairs and sledgehammers, everyone knows real men use a giant copy of The Rock's book or the devastating FOAM FINGER as weapons...
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
Posts: 1,530
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 17, 2009 9:01:20 GMT -5
The Main Event for every show would be Mickie James constantly trying to beat the Great Khali in under 11 minutes as a result of a 'challenge' (Props to whoever knows which WWE game it's from) It's from SvR07, and for whatever reason I found it to be one of the easier challenges, I was kind of disappointed, but glad all that crap was overwith.
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joewolf
Trap-Jaw
Destiny is a fickle bitch!
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Post by joewolf on Mar 17, 2009 9:11:42 GMT -5
IF a wrestler is setting up for his finisher, just roll out of the ring and stay out until the wrestler becomes disinterested.
Falling off a Hell in the Cell has you down for 45 seconds, tops.
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Jobes
Unicron
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Post by Jobes on Mar 17, 2009 9:28:22 GMT -5
When Jericho is backstage, he has a long goatee. When he wrestles he is clean shaven.
(Which one was that?)
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ilggant
Unicron
Run...
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Post by ilggant on Mar 17, 2009 9:28:45 GMT -5
You would be guaranteed to hear the exact same lines on commentary over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!And over and over and over!! like for example VINTAGE ____ wait..
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Mar 17, 2009 10:03:07 GMT -5
We would have bore witness to the in-ring career of Fred Durst.
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Mar 17, 2009 10:03:58 GMT -5
hulk hogan would hit a leg drop 1001 times
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Post by Oakster on Mar 17, 2009 10:05:28 GMT -5
Barbeque Cookin' with Kane
"Hey, that's dynamite! Aww Kane, I don't think that's ..."
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
Posts: 1,530
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 17, 2009 10:06:26 GMT -5
Often when MNM were in a match, Johnny Nitro and Melina would do each other's ring entrances instead of their own, resulting in hilarity.
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deancubed
Don Corleone
Playing League of Legends
Posts: 1,350
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Post by deancubed on Mar 17, 2009 10:20:41 GMT -5
All plot developments would be shown as instant message text that the audience would have to read from the Titantron as the superstar involved in the plot reads the same news backstage. There are no plot developments that start with anything other than text messages.
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Post by Bobafett on Mar 17, 2009 11:12:45 GMT -5
GMs would sit in their office and stare at calenders all day. And not to forget, the superstars get Calls and SMSes! complete with Lashley sending heavy breathing and grunting messages
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