Phoenix
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
He's back and better than ever!
Fear The Desecrator
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Post by Phoenix on Jul 24, 2005 22:44:06 GMT -5
i dont believe i just read 20 pages of this crap
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Post by jennie on Jul 24, 2005 22:44:10 GMT -5
I think you're confused - the horribly-wrestled, long, borign, drawn-out lots of manurefests were this year - with added booking retardedness. JBL/Eddie and Rey/Chavo were both better than anything on this years show, with the possible exception of Rey/Eddie, and I'm not sure about that. Haas/Luther, Moredcai/Holly and Kenzo/Gunn weren't particularly long and at least the booking was solid. It's easily worse than last year. EASILY. Well, I guess we just have different opinions on what's absoulte lots of manure and what isn't. Oh, you don't understand - I don't disagree with you that it was absolute shit. It's a question of which pile of absolute shit stinks more. You say last year, I say this year. It's like that stupid potato/tomato deal.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Jul 24, 2005 22:44:11 GMT -5
Wouldn't it be great if the last image of the night you see is Vince McMahon dressed up in a top hat and a monocle holding up loads of cash in his hands with an evil grin?
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Claw died
Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Jul 24, 2005 22:44:45 GMT -5
Even though the end of most the matches sucked, it's what happened in between that that i liked
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flea
Hank Scorpio
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Post by flea on Jul 24, 2005 22:45:11 GMT -5
Any bra and panties match screenshots?
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Post by jennie on Jul 24, 2005 22:45:17 GMT -5
Watching Taker beat down 7 guys then kill Hassan was worth my money Yes, because 'Taker's ego isn't satisfied by murdering a potential star - he has to beat up 7 other guys to do it, ortherwise he doesn't look main event enough...
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Post by amsiraK on Jul 24, 2005 22:45:37 GMT -5
Wouldn't it be great if the last image of the night you see is Vince McMahon dressed up in a top hat and a monocle holding up loads of cash in his hands with an evil grin? Pointing and laughing would be more appropriate.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Jul 24, 2005 22:46:05 GMT -5
Hassan will be back on RAW with a different gimmick I suppose.
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Post by invaderdave on Jul 24, 2005 22:46:31 GMT -5
Wouldn't it be great if the last image of the night you see is Vince McMahon dressed up in a top hat and a monocle holding up loads of cash in his hands with an evil grin? And YOU must be the Monopoly guy!
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Post by vitamink on Jul 24, 2005 22:47:00 GMT -5
Well, I guess we just have different opinions on what's absoulte lots of manure and what isn't. Oh, you don't understand - I don't disagree with you that it was absolute lots of manure. It's a question of which pile of absolute lots of manure stinks more. You say last year, I say this year. It's like that stupid potato/tomoato deal. Okay. Then our truce shall be that they both sucked. But did you see GAB 2000? I know it's not WWE, but I think it blew everything else out of the water in regards to suckiness.
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Post by invaderdave on Jul 24, 2005 22:47:22 GMT -5
Hassan will be back on RAW with a different gimmick I suppose. Fan: Hey, doesn't he look like... Vince: No, he doesn't. Fan: I'm almost sure that he... Vince: No, he's not Hassan, shut up!
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Post by jennie on Jul 24, 2005 22:47:28 GMT -5
Wouldn't it be great if the last image of the night you see is Vince McMahon dressed up in a top hat and a monocle holding up loads of cash in his hands with an evil grin? Pointing and laughing would be more appropriate. Only if Hassan walked up to him while he was doing it and said "If you fired me after this, I'll f*** you in the ass, live on PPV."
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Post by jennie on Jul 24, 2005 22:48:47 GMT -5
Hassan will be back on RAW with a different gimmick I suppose. Fan: Hey, doesn't he look like... Vince: No, he doesn't. Fan: I'm almost sure that he... Vince: No, he's not Hassan, shut up! He should do the whole rebel gimmick 'cause he's pissed that he was never given a shot despite playing the characte rmanagement made him play and doing everything they asked of him...
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Jul 24, 2005 22:48:59 GMT -5
Hassan will be back on RAW with a different gimmick I suppose. Fan: Hey, doesn't he look like... Vince: No, he doesn't. Fan: I'm almost sure that he... Vince: No, he's not Hassan, shut up! Vince is convinced that someday they will invent that flashstick from the "Men in Black" movies and he'll be able to use it on the audience.
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Post by invaderdave on Jul 24, 2005 22:49:05 GMT -5
Oh, you don't understand - I don't disagree with you that it was absolute lots of manure. It's a question of which pile of absolute lots of manure stinks more. You say last year, I say this year. It's like that stupid potato/tomoato deal. Okay. Then our truce shall be that they both sucked. But did you see GAB 2000? I know it's not WWE, but I think it blew everything else out of the water in regards to suckiness. Isn't that the one where Goldberg turned heel? Yeah, that one sucked total donkey turds. Sucked so bad DDP decided to leave the next day . Yeah, he said it's because his best friends turned on him, but trust me, it's because GAB was God-awful.
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Post by jennie on Jul 24, 2005 22:49:56 GMT -5
Oh, you don't understand - I don't disagree with you that it was absolute lots of manure. It's a question of which pile of absolute lots of manure stinks more. You say last year, I say this year. It's like that stupid potato/tomoato deal. Okay. Then our truce shall be that they both sucked. But did you see GAB 2000? I know it's not WWE, but I think it blew everything else out of the water in regards to suckiness. I think so, but I don't remember what happened. Possibly, I blocked it out of my memory becdause it was so traumatic. I can't imagine it being worse than KOTR '95, surely. EDIT: Oh, Dave's post reminded me. Yeah, I still have that down as the second worst PPV ever...
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Post by invaderdave on Jul 24, 2005 22:50:31 GMT -5
Fan: Hey, doesn't he look like... Vince: No, he doesn't. Fan: I'm almost sure that he... Vince: No, he's not Hassan, shut up! Vince is convinced that someday they will invent that flashstick from the "Men in Black" movies and he'll be able to use it on the audience. Vince: *to audience* Look directly into this red light, here. You too, Hassan.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Jul 24, 2005 22:51:21 GMT -5
I wish I had that flashstick to erase memories of Triple H on top of a mannequin in a casket and accompaning moanings.
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MCP Hates You
Hank Scorpio
Wonders "Why in the world am I so fired?"
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Post by MCP Hates You on Jul 24, 2005 22:52:13 GMT -5
Why is it that everytime a wrestler falls from a height, they bleed out of the back of their head?
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Post by amsiraK on Jul 24, 2005 22:52:14 GMT -5
Vince is convinced that someday they will invent that flashstick from the "Men in Black" movies and he'll be able to use it on the audience. Vince: *to audience* Look directly into this red light, here. You too, Hassan. Vince would LOVE to neuralize all of us. Then, he could erase everything back to when we were all happy with the product.
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