Mafia - The Great Hobo War - GAME OVER

[Wrath Draven]

Jun 29, 2009 0:30:04 GMT -5 TOK Is the Target Demo said:

Al Bundy, I was having trouble finding the thread. And when I was in the thread, I wasn't spending time making useless posts bragging about how much of a hobo I am.

Al Bundy seemed to jump on my case, only when I voted for him. Why is it that all your posts seem to be, to paraphrase Joe Biden, "Noun, verb, hobo-like-activity"? I voted along with Deadpool because he made some good points, mainly that you seemed to be way too offensive. I was in the camp of sitting back and not lynching, even if it put me at risk, because I wanted for us, the town, to succeed.

I cannot see why everyone is buying into what Al Bundy says. When he found someone that seemed to not be around to defend himself, he jumped right on top of them. Everyone that is going along with him is making their own graves, I guarantee you.

Oh my brother TESTIFY!!!!

[Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan]

Jun 29, 2009 0:55:37 GMT -5 @taylorandborland said:

I'm not gonna bandwagon a damn thing. I'm keeping my safety vote until the day's over.

Ditto.

I can't say I see the point in joining this if you're never going to post, which is why I wouldn't be opposed to someone being voted out for inactivity, but I'm still not going to cast my vote unless it's because I believe someone might be mafia, and inactivity doesn't really do that.

[psychotix5000]

to both theotherkevin and Impact Player, as I stated before, lurking is known as a very mafia-like tactic. Mafia players, from what I've learned, tend to hang back and let the townies quibble amongst themselves and let them lynch one another.

Also, IMO, the "can't find the thread" argument does not hold much water seeing as on page 1 in the first post Daveman said to bookmark the thread if you were going to play. Even if you aren't mafia, just sitting back and doing nothing adds nothing to the game when you're supposed to be helping the town find and root out the mafia.

Also, aside from my initial vote for Deadpool in the Random Voting Stage, all my votes have been backed up with evidence of what I perceive as Mafia-like behavior. Said evidence seems good enough for the majority of players which is why there are now 5 votes on theotherkevin.

P.S.
Also, quoting Joe Biden doesn't help you considering the theme of this game, if you get my drift.

[jagilki]

Unvote: Vote: The other Kevin.

I'm against no lynches in these games.

[TOK Is the Target Demo]

So I'm getting lynched because someone decided that me, out of all the other people who do not post here very much, was a mafia.

If you want to all lynch me, go ahead. I'm telling you it's the wrong decision, and that Al Bundy is the one you should go after. He seems more like a vigilante, as he brings up his status far to much to ignore.

[Daveman]

Official Vote Count:
theotherkevin: 6 (Al Bundy, grbjazzman, THE Michael Hayden, LLC., Cena fears Miz fears Me, TTS, jagilki)
TTS: 2 (Square, Alexander The So-so)
Al Bundy: 2 (theotherkevin, Impact Player)
jagilki: 1 (Tim and Al)

Not voting: Deadpool, Mr. Emoticon Man, MEM Fan

With 13 alive, it will take 7 votes to lynch.

(If you ever catch an error in my tally, please let me know.)

I'm calling a deadline for Wednesday the 1st at 6 PM Eastern Daylight Time.

[Square]

Screw it
Unvote: TTS
Vote: theotherkevin

[Daveman]

Official Vote Count:
theotherkevin: 7 (Al Bundy, grbjazzman, THE Michael Hayden, LLC., Cena fears Miz fears Me, TTS, jagilki, Square)
Al Bundy: 2 (theotherkevin, Impact Player)
TTS: 1 (Alexander The So-so)
jagilki: 1 (Tim and Al)

Not voting: Deadpool, Mr. Emoticon Man, MEM Fan

And with that, theotherkevin has been lynchd. It is now Twilight. I'll be back in a little bit with the lynch scene, at which point it will be Night. Feel free to continue talking until then.

[Square]

Bagsy having his bindle!

[Daveman]

Day passes quickly as the hobos yell back and forth at each other, and paranoia runs rampant. After a few hour sof bickering, Mr. Al Bundy steps forward to present his case. "theotherkevin is obviously a Government plant! All he's been doing is trying to lie low, only sticking out when he chimes in to agree with someone! Smells fishy to me. String him up!" Rallying the rest of the camp, the hobos quickly track down the rat, tie him to Latino Meat's now-empty boxcar, and take turns pelting him with empty lima bean cans.

With that, theotherkevin, aka Hobo Joe Junkpan the Hobo Mason, is dead.

Darkness descends on the hobo camp. It is now Night. Do not post. Day will start in 48 hours, or when everyone who has a Night move has sent me their action. Please be prompt.

The Living:
Al Bundy
Alexander The So-so
Cena fears Miz fears Me
Deadpool
grbjazzman
Impact Player
jagilki
Miami's own TTS 11 Time Champ
Mr. Emoticon Man, MEM Fan
Tim and Al

The Dead:
Latino Meat Is Donnie Brasco., Hondo “Whatever that Lizard Is that Walks on Water”, Normal Hobo (electrocuted Night 1)
"Statman" PKSandman, Vice President Garret Hobart, Hobo Mason (beaten to death Night 1)
theotherkevin, Hobo Joe Junkpan, Hobo Mason (lynched Day 1)
Square, Walker Evans, Photographer (and Hobo Hunter), Government Commander (mod-killed Night 2)
THE Michael Hayden, LLC., Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President (March 4, 1933 – now), Government Roleblocker (mod-killed Night 2)

[TOK Is the Target Demo]

Well, looks like no one is getting hobo nickels anymore.

And to everyone that listened to Al Bundy, I only have one thing to say to you:



YOU FOOL!

[Square]

*Takes the hobo nickles from the dead body of Kevin*

Sucker

*picks up his bindle and starts eating his tuna*

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Didn't have time to give you the benefit of the doubt, my friend.

*Steals some hobo nickles and the cans of lima beans*

MINE YA HEAR! MINE!

[Square]

...Crap I thought it was still dusk. Sorry

[Daveman]

Jun 11, 2009 1:43:14 GMT -5 Daveman said:

There is absolutely NO POSTING during the game's night. It’s called “Night” because you should all be sleeping. Posting will result in a mod-kill.

I really, really hate to do this, but rules are rules. What's the point of creating rules if I'm not going to enforce them?

What's that? A noise! Someone has violated the hobo camp's strict curfew. No, not someone - two someones. Square and THE Michael Hayden, LLC. are talking. But about what? You inch yourself closer to the window, straining to hear their conversation. you accidentally tap the glass, drawing their attention. Unfortunately for them, they are unable to regain their composure quickly enough, and stumble across one of the many booby traps littered around the railyard. Two broken necks later, Square, aka Walker Evans, Photographer (and Hobo Hunter) and THE Michael Hayden, LLC., aka Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President (March 4, 1933 – now) are dead.

... sorry, guys.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Understandable. If you have another one of these, let me know.

Gentlemen, it was an honor serving with you. Hobos, GET A JOB!!

THE NEW DEAL PROVIDES!! (And with that, I leave.)

[Daveman]

You wake to the sound of boots dragging across dirt. It’s Mindbender Steve pulling the dead deceased corpse of Al Bundy, aka Normal-Faced Olaf, Normal Hobo to the center of the boxcars. He seems to be quite puffy. Upon closer examination, it appears he has had a severe allergic reaction to several hornet stings.

You give Steve a hand and pile him on top of another of the previous night’s casualties: jagilki, aka the Fishin Physician, Hobo Thief, or rather his charred remains, which are still shooting off small sparks.

“We’ve got another one,” shouts Sir Francis Drank. “It’s TTS, aka Nikola Tesla. It appears he’s our Serial Killer. He met a grisly end, though. Lookie here. There’s still a piece of a pickaxe blade sticking out of his skull.”

“Is that it?” you ask yourself. “How much more blood will be spilled today?”

The Living:
Alexander The So-so
Cena fears Miz fears Me
Deadpool
grbjazzman
Impact Player
Mr. Emoticon Man, MEM Fan
Tim and Al

The Dead:
Latino Meat Is Donnie Brasco., Hondo “Whatever that Lizard Is that Walks on Water”, Normal Hobo (electrocuted Night 1)
"Statman" PKSandman, Vice President Garret Hobart, Hobo Mason (beaten to death Night 1)
theotherkevin, Hobo Joe Junkpan, Hobo Mason (lynched Day 1)
Square, Walker Evans, Photographer (and Hobo Hunter), Government Commander (mod-killed Night 2)
THE Michael Hayden, LLC., Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President (March 4, 1933 – now), Government Roleblocker (mod-killed Night 2)
jagilki, the Fishin’ Physician, Hobo Thief (electrocuted Night 2)
TTS, Nikola Tesla, Serial Killer (pickaxe’d Night 2)
Al Bundy, Normal-Faced Olaf, Normal Hobo (stung Night 2)

With 7 alive, it will take 4 votes to lynch.

[psychotix5000]

This is my lone goodbye post. To my fellow hobos, it was a pleasure tossing lima bean cans with you (even if our target WAS innocent). To TTS, you crazy freak, too bad it wasn't ME swinging that pickaxe. To jagliki, see you on the other side. To the government, I haven't paid taxes in over 10 years so take that!

Have fun guys and hope to join the next game.

[Deleted]

Since I get one good bye from BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!

I killed Meat and Jagilki
I have regrets like the rest of you
REGRETS I NEVER FINISHED YOU ALL!!!
I had pyschological Problems
I WAS SAD BECAUSE I DIDN'T KILL ENOUGH!!!!
I'm sorry for what I did
I URINATED ON LATINO MEAT'S BODY
thats the part I'm ashamed of
I'm proud of the killing part
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
*Steals Beans from Emoticon then disappears*

[Jazzman]

Wow... total bloodbath on night 2. But who could still be doing these crimes? Now, Impact Player is alive and Al Bundy is dead... revenge killing after fingering him as a lurker?