1.
Booker's ballet recital had truly disasterous results.
2.
Sharmell's punishment for being annoying was to be tied up and forced to watch the clip of Mae oung giving birth to a hand.
3.
Joey, a little confused, was told earlier by the ref to "take it home".
4.
Eddie: "YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE, BRIEFCASE!!! I AM YOUR PAPI!!!!"
5.
Funaki: "'Join the WWE', they said. 'We'll get you noticed', they said."
6.
Bradshaw: "Don't move...he can't see me if I don't...move..."
7.
Since both Angle and Flair are both now on Raw, OJ attempted to fill the "WOOOOO"-less void.
8.
Batista: "Dammit! Who took my sword and switched it with a chair!?"
9.
Heidenreich found the shoulder pads uncomfortable. This may have been because they were still attached to Hawk's shoulder blades.
10.
Animal: "PIGGYBACK!!!"
Heidenreich: "HUG!!!"
Jobber: "Kill me..."
11.
Not even shooting back Super Crazy with the psychic power of his mind could impress the bookers enough to push him.
12.
Super Crazy: "Hey, this show ain't half bad!"
Psychosis: "No, it's ALL bad! A HA HA HA HA!!!"
13.
Benoit's magnet boots were flashy, but he hadn't counted on OJ's iron shirt.
14.
Orton: "Hey, Benoit. See that? That's what's known as a glass ceiling. You're going to spend a lot of time looking up at it."
15.
Orton: "Whoa...what was I smoking last night? So...many...colours..."