WCTNA - iMPACT! - Tuesday 6PM EST

[Evilution E5150]

since little petey pump is no longer able to count on big poppa pump to be my hook up i make my stand with the coalition! Now Holla If You Hear ME!

[The Tank]

Dec 8, 2008 20:39:46 GMT -5 Evilution E5150 said:

since little petey pump is no longer able to count on big poppa pump to be my hook up i make my stand with the coalition! Now Holla If You Hear ME!

And The Coalition grows. Just wait, Stinger...Angle...your day's coming.

[bigdaddyfive]

Dec 8, 2008 19:49:22 GMT -5 The Tank said:

*rolls eyes at Above Average*

Okay, here's the REAL roster, AGAIN.

WrestleCrap Total Nonstop Action Wrestling

Championships

TNA World Heavyweight Championship: Vacant

TNA World Tag Team Championships: Vacant

TNA Legends Championship: Vacant

TNA X-Division Championship: Vacant

TNA Knockout's Championship: Vacant

Roster

Above Average: TNA Vice President Jeff Jarrett
Iron Giant: TNA Management Director Jim Cornette

CHIKARAmigo: Abyss
Starwolf013: Kurt Angle
The Tank: Christian Cage
Joekishi: Samoa Joe (?)
Wordlifeecw: Kevin Nash
TTS: Brother Ray
Chiefdom: Chris Sabin
Legion: Alex Shelley
Sajoa Moe: Scott Steiner
M.O.P.: Sting
Perpetual Nirvana: James Storm
Mr. K: A.J. Styles
Brahma Bull: Booker T
Evilution: Petey Williams

Madhackrviper: Christy Hemme

Tag Teams and Factions

Motor City Machineguns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin)
Team 3D (Brother Ray and Brother Devon)
Beer Money Inc. (James Storm and Robert Roode)

Main Event Mafia (Kurt Angle, Sting, Scott Steiner, Kevin Nash, Booker T, Sharmell)
The Coalition (Christian Cage, Christy Hemme, )

No, no, no - HERE is the REAL roster:

(Rolls eyes at The Tank)

Updated TNA Wrestler Roster

Abyss - ChikaraAmigo
AJ Styles - Mr. K
Alex Shelley - Legion
BG James
Booker T - Brahma Bull
Brother Devon
Brother Ray - TTS Can't Get Over
Chris Sabin - Chiefdom
Christian Cage - The Tank
Consequences Creed
Curry Man
Cute Kip
Eric Young
Hernandez
Homicide
James Storm - Perpetual Nirvana
Jay Lethal
Jimmy Rave
Kevin Nash - WordlifeECW
Kurt Angle - Starwolf013
Lance Rock
Matt Morgan
Petey Williams - EvilutionE5150
Rhino
Robert Roode
Samoa Joe - Joekishi (?)
Scott Steiner - Sajoa Moe
Shark Boy
Sheik Abdul Bashir
Sonjay Dutt
Sting - M.O.P

Angelina Love
Awesome Kong
Christy Hemme (Manager) - madhackrviper
Jacqueline (Manager)
ODB
Rhaka Khan
Raisha Saeed (Manager)
Roxxi
Sharmell (Manager)
SoCal Val (Manager)
Sojourner Bolt
Taylor Wilde
Traci Brooks
Velvet Sky

Jeff Jarrett (Chairman) - Above Average
Jim Cornette (Management Director) - The Iron Giant

Tag Teams

Beer Money, Inc. - James Storm & Robert Roode
Team 3D - Brother Devon & Brother Ray
Rock 'n' Rave Infection - Jimmy Rave & Lance Rock
Latin American Exchange - Homicide & Hernandez
Motor City Machine Guns - Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin
The Beautiful People - Angelina Love, Velvet Sky & Cute Kip
Matt Morgan & Abyss
Curry Man & Shark Boy
Awesome Kong & Rhaka Khan

Stables

Main Event Mafia - Kevin Nash, Kurt Angle, , Scott Steiner, Sting & Booker T w/ Sharmell
The Christian Coalition - Christian Cage, Christy Hemme , Petey Williams

[The Tank]

Okay, man, I have an official job (that I declared myself as holding) as the roster manager, and damnit, I'm gonna do it!

(There's errors in that one anyway. Look at the stables. One has too many commas, one of them has the roster out of order, and that same one doesn't even have the name right!)

[The Captain]

A former Playboy model and a pale imitation of one of my family? Yeah, I'm scared Christian. I'm shaking in my boots right now.

[Toates Madhackrviper]

So I showed off my tits in a magazine, this has absolutly nothing to do with how much ass I can kick. Which, in case you were still wondering, is a lot.

[The Tank]

Dec 8, 2008 22:01:04 GMT -5 The Captain said:

A former Playboy model and a pale imitation of one of my family? Yeah, I'm scared Christian. I'm shaking in my boots right now.

Stinger...you wanna know the difference between Christy Hemme and the rest of the sluts that got hired up north is? Christy Hemme actually gives a damn about this business! Christy Hemme actually cares about getting better as a wrestler! So, in a company like TNA where the women's division consists of....oh, man, what's the word again? Oh, I remember now, WRESTLERS...I'd say that Christy Hemme fits in perfectly.

And as far as Petey Williams is concerned.........sure, he may have been Steiner's protege for a little while, but everyone makes mistakes every now and then. And just because Maple Leaf Muscle made a dumb mistake and threw his cards in with a steroid junkie that thinks he's a legend doesn't erase the fact that Petey Williams is one of the best young talents on the planet!

Stinger...maybe you should stop criticizing the young talent and start getting ready for a war, because that's sure as hell what we're doing.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

What you see before you is potentially the most dominant force in TNA today. What you have is the Cowboy James Storm along with I, Robert Roode and the toughest woman in wrestling, Miss Jackie Moore. And we are Beer Money Incorporated.
See boys and gals, when it comes down to it, two things make the world go round. Beer and money. And we have both.
While others may be struggling in these times of hardship, we have invested in gold. Tag team gold.
So Team 3D have held 500 championships, so LAX are from the streets, so the Motor City Machine Guns are flip flopping all over, we don't give a damn!
Boys, if you take one lesson from life, let it be this. It pays to be sorry bout your damn luck!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

And btw, if we're getting two guys, I might as well have Roode as well if no-one else takes him.

[Toates Madhackrviper]

Toughest woman in wrestling? TOUGHEST WOMAN IN WRESTLING.

Jackie isn't even the toughest woman is Beer Money Inc.[/color]

[The Tank]

Dec 8, 2008 22:45:41 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

And btw, if we're getting two guys, I might as well have Roode as well if no-one else takes him.

I'd advise against that, as you're not allowed to have the Tag Titles with two of your own guys.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Dec 8, 2008 23:06:06 GMT -5 The Tank said:

Dec 8, 2008 22:45:41 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

And btw, if we're getting two guys, I might as well have Roode as well if no-one else takes him.

I'd advise against that, as you're not allowed to have the Tag Titles with two of your own guys.

Really? I looked through the whole thread and never found that rule. Okay, nevermind.

[gillbergsson]

If it's not too late and no one has taken him I'll take Eric Young.

[The Tank]

Dec 9, 2008 0:08:15 GMT -5 gillbergsson said:

If it's not too late and no one has taken him I'll take Eric Young.

Nope.

Welcome aboard.

[Evilution E5150]

*Petey stops and ponders What Would Arnold Do?*

[Sajoa Moe]

KRISHIN CAGE!! FIRST OF ALL, WHAT YOU GOTTA DO, ISH SHUTCHER DAMN MOUTH IF YOU DON KNOW WHATCHER TALKIN ABOUT!! SEE, YOU TALKIN BOUT STEROIDS, WHENYOU KNOW THAT MAH PEAKS IS ALL-NATRAL, AND YER JUSS JEALOUS THAT YOU CANN HAAVE THE BODY OF A JNENIC FREAK, ONE THAT ALL THE GIRLS GO WILD FOR!!

AN SPEAKIN'A GANG-BANGIN' SLUTS, YOU THINK YOU KIN MAKE DAT HOSEBAG CHRISSY HEMME INTO A WRESTLER? DOSE CHICKS IS ONLY GOOD FOR BUMPIN NASTIES WITH, AND DEN WEN YOU USED EM ALL UP, YOU TOSS EM OUT AND WAIT FER THE NEXT ONE!! I GOT FIVE SLUTS JUSS LIKE YOU WAITIN IN MAH HOTEL ROOM, WAITIN FER SASSFASHION, AN IF YOU WANNA BE ONE OF EM, CHRISSY HEMME, YOU COME GET MAH NUMBER AN WAIT IN LINE!!

BUT THE SORRIEST PIECE A'CRAP THAT YOU SIGNED UP FER YOUR COLISHON, KRISHUN GAGE, IS DA MAKE A LEAK MUSCLE, PEEDY WILLIAMS!! PEEDY WILLIAMS, WHEN I FOUND YOU, YOU WERE JUST ANUDDER FLIPPY-DIPPY X DIVISION GUY, WIDDA FLIPPY FLOPPY MOVES THAT WOULDN'T WORK ON ANYBODY OVER A HUNNERD FIFTY POUNDS!! BUT I MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE TODAY, LIL PEEDY PUMP, AN NOW YOU WANNA JOIN UP WID DA SORRY ASS KO-LISHIN AND THINK YOU KIN TAKE OUT DA MAYVININT MAFIA, WELL, MISTER FLIPPY DIPPY FAKE TAN PIECE OF CRAP, YOU GOT NO CHANCE OF HANGIN WITH DA BIG BOYS!! WEN ITS ALL SAID N DONE, I'M SORRY THAT I WASTED MAH TIME WITCHOO!!

KRISHUN CAGE, EVEN IF YOU WERE TO MANAGE TO BUILD THE SORRIEST KLECKSHIN A'TALENT DAT DIS BIZNIS HAS EVR SEEN, WE AIN'T GONNA LET IT HAPPEN!! CAUSE THE MAYVENT MAFIA IS THE MOST DOMMINT FACTION IN TEENAY, AN WE'RE GONNA END YOUR PATHETIC LIL REGIME BEFORE IT EVER GETS STARTED!!

[bigdaddyfive]

11pm GMT / 6pm EST - WCTNA iMPACT! debuts tonight!!!

In other words, make sure your ass is here!

[The Tank]

And just for the hell of it, here's the OFFICIAL WCTNA Roster. (Official as declared by the Management Director)

WrestleCrap Total Nonstop Action Wrestling

Championships

TNA World Heavyweight Championship: Vacant

TNA World Tag Team Championships: Vacant

TNA Legends Championship: Vacant

TNA X-Division Championship: Vacant

TNA Knockout's Championship: Vacant

Roster

TNA Chairman Jeff Jarrett - Above Average
TNA Management Director Jim Cornette - Iron Giant

Abyss - ChikaraAmigo
AJ Styles - Mr. K
Alex Shelley - Legion
BG James
Booker T - Brahma Bull
Brother Devon
Brother Ray - TTS
Chris Sabin - Chiefdom
Christian Cage - The Tank
Consequences Creed
Curry Man
Cute Kip
Eric Young - Gillbergsson
Hernandez
Homicide
James Storm - Perpetual Nirvana
Jay Lethal
Jimmy Rave
Kevin Nash - WordlifeECW
Kurt Angle - Starwolf013
Lance Rock
Matt Morgan
Petey Williams - Evilution
Rhino
Robert Roode
Samoa Joe - Joekishi (?)
Scott Steiner - Sajoa Moe
Shark Boy
Sheik Abdul Bashir
Sonjay Dutt
Sting - M.O.P

Angelina Love
Awesome Kong
Christy Hemme - Madhackrviper
Jacqueline
ODB
Rhaka Khan
Raisha Saeed
Roxxi
Sharmell
SoCal Val
Sojourner Bolt
Taylor Wilde
Traci Brooks
Velvet Sky

Tag Teams

Beer Money, Inc. - James Storm & Robert Roode
Team 3D - Brother Devon & Brother Ray
Rock 'n' Rave Infection - Jimmy Rave & Lance Rock
Latin American Exchange - Homicide & Hernandez
Motor City Machine Guns - Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin
The Beautiful People - Angelina Love, Velvet Sky & Cute Kip
Matt Morgan & Abyss
Curry Man & Shark Boy
Awesome Kong & Rhaka Khan

Factions

Main Event Mafia - Kevin Nash, Kurt Angle, , Scott Steiner, Sting & Booker T w/ Sharmell
The Coalition - Christian Cage, Petey Williams w/ Christy Hemme

[Toates Madhackrviper]

So wait, I'm Petey's valet now?

OK then!

Scott Steiner, you should know that the reason that it took me so long to respond to your tirade was because the though of anyone having sex with your 'roid shrunken dick made me throw up everything I had eaten for the last five years.

[bigdaddyfive]

Dec 9, 2008 15:52:29 GMT -5 Toates Madhackrviper said:

So wait, I'm Petey's valet now?

OK then!

Scott Steiner, you should know that the reason that it took me so long to respond to your tirade was because the though of anyone having sex with your 'roid shrunken dick made me throw up everything I had eaten for the last five years.

WCTNA Management Director Jim Cornette would like to remind participants that we gear our shows towards the family... which doesn't mean the MEM either.



Also... less than two hours until the premiere of WCTNA iMPACT! Join us at 6pm EST / 11pm GMT for what is sure to be a sporting spectacle!