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Post by The Tank on Dec 6, 2008 21:32:34 GMT -5
Alright, since the Mafia is official, here's another updated roster: WrestleCrap Total Nonstop Action WrestlingChampionshipsTNA World Heavyweight Championship: Vacant TNA World Tag Team Championships: Vacant TNA Legends Championship: Vacant TNA X-Division Championship: Vacant TNA Knockout's Championship: Vacant RosterAbove Average: TNA Vice President Jeff Jarrett Iron Giant: TNA Management Director Jim Cornette CHIKARAmigo: Abyss Starwolf013: Kurt Angle The Tank: Christian Cage Joekishi: Samoa Joe Legion: Alex Shelley Sajoa Moe: Scott Steiner M.O.P.: Sting Brahma Bull: Booker T Tag Teams and FactionsMain Event Mafia (Kurt Angle, Sting, Scott Steiner, Booker T) The Coalition (Christian Cage,  ) I put The Coalition down there because I'm waiting on responses from people. If it doesn't happen, then I'll take it off. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2008 21:45:19 GMT -5
Holy crap, Nash is still on the board?! Well, not any longer. Big Sexy is in da house!
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Post by The Tank on Dec 6, 2008 21:48:37 GMT -5
So the entire Mafia is here now? WrestleCrap Total Nonstop Action WrestlingChampionshipsTNA World Heavyweight Championship: Vacant TNA World Tag Team Championships: Vacant TNA Legends Championship: Vacant TNA X-Division Championship: Vacant TNA Knockout's Championship: Vacant RosterAbove Average: TNA Vice President Jeff Jarrett Iron Giant: TNA Management Director Jim Cornette CHIKARAmigo: Abyss Starwolf013: Kurt Angle The Tank: Christian Cage Joekishi: Samoa Joe Wordlifeecw: Kevin Nash Legion: Alex Shelley Sajoa Moe: Scott Steiner M.O.P.: Sting Brahma Bull: Booker T Tag Teams and FactionsMain Event Mafia (Kurt Angle, Sting, Scott Steiner, Booker T) The Coalition (Christian Cage, ) Is it sad that the Main Event Mafia takes up over half our roster? |
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Post by The Captain on Dec 6, 2008 21:48:52 GMT -5
And the Family is complete! Welcome Big Sexy!
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 6, 2008 21:53:43 GMT -5
Is it sad that the Main Event Mafia takes up over half our roster? Oh it's great! It makes booking matches sooooooooo easy.....  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2008 22:04:40 GMT -5
And the Family is complete! Welcome Big Sexy! Um, Mr. Nash? That's Stevie Richards' line. Stevie who?Stevie Richards. Big Stevie Cool? Did him and I sell out the Garden?I don't think so, Mr. Nash. Then I never heard of him!*Throws the production guy out of the room* Anyway, to recap: Me, Main Event Mafia, taking over, rest of TNA, totally screwed. Thank you. |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 6, 2008 23:29:28 GMT -5
And then there were five......five pretentious, self-righteous ass-clowns walking around like they're God's gift to wrestling. Well, here's a reality check, guys:
Scott Steiner, Booker T, the only reason you guys are "World Champions" is because the "Powers That Be" pissed off Hulk Hogan back in the day, and your buddy Kevin Nash was too lazy to be useful, so you two were all WCW had to run the show!
Kurt Angle...newsflash, buddy: You got lucky. Sure, you've got the amateur wrestling background, and you've got the World Titles, and you won an Olympic Gold Medal...
*clears throat*
WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!!!
But, Kurt, once again: you got lucky. And now that you're in TNA, you've just lucked out time and time again. Got so and so wrapped up in whatever crap you were spewing because they were either too stupid to get anywhere by themselves or just didn't give a crap either way. And now...hey, would you look at that! It's just the same as the Angle Alliance! Only difference is that this time, you're not the center of attention, Kurt. Whether you think you are or not.
Sting...I can't lie, Sting. I respect you. I personally don't think you need the Main Event Mafia, but you've made your decision and you're sticking with it, apparently. So that's fine. You can sink with the rest of them.
As for the guys on this roster that aren't complete jackasses...
Samoa Joe...you and I haven't gotten along in the past. But, if the Mafia's gonna run around and consider everyone an enemy, then we may at least not want to be enemies ourselves.
Abyss...I've done things or had things done to you that if you had justice delivered for them, I'd be six feet under. But, that's not important. What's important is that the Mafia's got guns lined at all of us, and we can't afford to be fighting each other, or we're all gonna end up full of bullets.
Alex Shelley...you're the future of wrestling, kid. But, remember: Billy Kidman was supposed to be the future of wrestling. Paul London was supposed to be the future of wrestling. Hell, Chuck Palumbo was supposed to be the future of wrestling, and look where them and the dozens...no, hundreds of guys like them ended up with guys like this running around "protecting their spots"!!!
Everyone who's here for TNA and not here for themselves: Christian Cage is taking the Main Event Mafia down. Whether it's by myself or with an army at my back, I don't care. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna save TNA. I'm gonna save these young guys who don't have a future if the Mafia is here. I'm gonna save pro wrestling.
And if ya don't know...now ya know.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2008 0:52:28 GMT -5
Brother Ray is my Pick
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Post by The Tank on Dec 7, 2008 0:55:27 GMT -5
So, I'd assume that means you can write for Brother Devon until someone calls him. At least, if Iron Giant allows that. Which he probably would. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2008 1:19:39 GMT -5
And then there were five......five pretentious, self-righteous ass-clowns walking around like they're God's gift to wrestling. Well, here's a reality check, guys:
Scott Steiner, Booker T, the only reason you guys are "World Champions" is because the "Powers That Be" pissed off Hulk Hogan back in the day, and your buddy Kevin Nash was too lazy to be useful, so you two were all WCW had to run the show!
Kurt Angle...newsflash, buddy: You got lucky. Sure, you've got the amateur wrestling background, and you've got the World Titles, and you won an Olympic Gold Medal...*clears throat* WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!!!
But, Kurt, once again: you got lucky. And now that you're in TNA, you've just lucked out time and time again. Got so and so wrapped up in whatever crap you were spewing because they were either too stupid to get anywhere by themselves or just didn't give a crap either way. And now...hey, would you look at that! It's just the same as the Angle Alliance! Only difference is that this time, you're not the center of attention, Kurt. Whether you think you are or not.
Sting...I can't lie, Sting. I respect you. I personally don't think you need the Main Event Mafia, but you've made your decision and you're sticking with it, apparently. So that's fine. You can sink with the rest of them.
As for the guys on this roster that aren't complete jackasses...
Samoa Joe...you and I haven't gotten along in the past. But, if the Mafia's gonna run around and consider everyone an enemy, then we may at least not want to be enemies ourselves.
Abyss...I've done things or had things done to you that if you had justice delivered for them, I'd be six feet under. But, that's not important. What's important is that the Mafia's got guns lined at all of us, and we can't afford to be fighting each other, or we're all gonna end up full of bullets.
Alex Shelley...you're the future of wrestling, kid. But, remember: Billy Kidman was supposed to be the future of wrestling. Paul London was supposed to be the future of wrestling. Hell, Chuck Palumbo was supposed to be the future of wrestling, and look where them and the dozens...no, hundreds of guys like them ended up with guys like this running around "protecting their spots"!!!
Everyone who's here for TNA and not here for themselves: Christian Cage is taking the Main Event Mafia down. Whether it's by myself or with an army at my back, I don't care. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna save TNA. I'm gonna save these young guys who don't have a future if the Mafia is here. I'm gonna save pro wrestling.
And if ya don't know...now ya know. Mr. Nash, he's referring to your time down south. I knew that!*Throws the production guy out of the room* Carry on. |
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Post by The Captain on Dec 7, 2008 2:20:25 GMT -5
Know what makes me sad, Christian? I respect you, too. I think you've done a lot more for the WWE (crowd BOOS) and the professional wrestling world in general that many people, including Vince McMahon, (crowd boos and starts a "Vince Sucks!" chant. Sting pauses to look around at his fellow MEM members and the Impact Zone) would ever like to admit.
But you need to understand, Christian. This isn't a battle about wealth. And while this battle will involve championships and power struggles, it isn't necessarily about them either. This is a battle for respect! (Booker T yells "RE-SPEEEEEEEECT!") This is a battle for honor! This is a battle of moral concepts. All we ask for is the recognition and respect (Booker T yells "RE-SPEEEEEEEECT!" again) that men of our caliber deserve. Each and every one of us has busted our asses off to get to where we are today. We've made names for ourselves, sold out arenas all over the world, and won more titles between us than any other stable in professional wrestling history! And it's because of our passion and love of the business that we're now considered some of the best wrestlers of all-time.
But these young punks. This so-called "frontline." They show no respect for anyone. (Sting flashes a look at Booker telling him 'Don't overdo it.') They can't even respect each other! They care more about playing Guitar Hero and watching crappy reality TV than putting in hours at the gym--yes, I'm looking at you, Joe--and training in the ring. These kids should be trying to squeeze every bit of knowledge they can out of us. Instead, they take us for granted. Well, enough's enough. If they're not going to give us respect, we sure as hell aren't going to show any to them!
But Christian, I thought you were different from those punks. I can't speak for the rest of my family. I'm sure they all have far more vicious words in mind for you, and that's fine because you certainly had enough for us. But I'm not angry at you. I'm simply disappointed. I thought you were better than this.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 7, 2008 4:10:09 GMT -5
Know what makes me sad, Christian? I respect you, too. I think you've done a lot more for the WWE (crowd BOOS) and the professional wrestling world in general that many people, including Vince McMahon, (crowd boos and starts a "Vince Sucks!" chant. Sting pauses to look around at his fellow MEM members and the Impact Zone) would ever like to admit.
But you need to understand, Christian. This isn't a battle about wealth. And while this battle will involve championships and power struggles, it isn't necessarily about them either. This is a battle for respect! (Booker T yells "RE-SPEEEEEEEECT!") This is a battle for honor! This is a battle of moral concepts. All we ask for is the recognition and respect (Booker T yells "RE-SPEEEEEEEECT!" again) that men of our caliber deserve. Each and every one of us has busted our asses off to get to where we are today. We've made names for ourselves, sold out arenas all over the world, and won more titles between us than any other stable in professional wrestling history! And it's because of our passion and love of the business that we're now considered some of the best wrestlers of all-time.
But these young punks. This so-called "frontline." They show no respect for anyone. (Sting flashes a look at Booker telling him 'Don't overdo it.') They can't even respect each other! They care more about playing Guitar Hero and watching crappy reality TV than putting in hours at the gym--yes, I'm looking at you, Joe--and training in the ring. These kids should be trying to squeeze every bit of knowledge they can out of us. Instead, they take us for granted. Well, enough's enough. If they're not going to give us respect, we sure as hell aren't going to show any to them!
But Christian, I thought you were different from those punks. I can't speak for the rest of my family. I'm sure they all have far more vicious words in mind for you, and that's fine because you certainly had enough for us. But I'm not angry at you. I'm simply disappointed. I thought you were better than this.
What I don't respect is your attitude as of late, and the company you're keeping. So, Stinger, let's just make one thing perfectly clear:
What I do to Kevin Nash...it's personal. What I do to Booker T is personal. What I do to Scott Steiner is personal. And you can bet your ass off that everything I do to Kurt Angle is personal, Stinger.
But whatever I end up having to do to you, Sting.........I'm probably gonna end up regretting it in the long run. Which is why I'll say this: It's only business. |
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Dec 7, 2008 5:30:39 GMT -5
you should change the name of this thread to WCMEM
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 7, 2008 7:44:28 GMT -5
Done. And you can write for Team 3D if you want. Same goes for Alex Shelley and the MCMGs. Abyss can write for himself and Matt Morgan too, if he so desires. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2008 11:25:21 GMT -5
I Find it hysterical that with the Exception of Shelley and Abyss everyone picked so far is an Ex-WWE Guy
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Post by The Captain on Dec 7, 2008 12:13:36 GMT -5
Sting?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 7, 2008 13:13:19 GMT -5
Can I sign up? If so I have one thing to say:
Yeah, I'm the Tennesse Cowboy.
I will find time to RP for this one. Much like TNA itself, the schedule is actually easier for me.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 7, 2008 14:18:40 GMT -5
Welcome on board Perpetual Nirvana, just to let you know you can write for Bobby Roode seeing as you're both in a recognised tag team.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 7, 2008 14:22:04 GMT -5
I assume I can use Jackie as well if no-one else takes her, right?
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Post by Mr.K-itty on Dec 7, 2008 14:26:27 GMT -5
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