Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 9, 2008 16:09:10 GMT -5
So wait, I'm Petey's valet now? OK then! Scott Steiner, you should know that the reason that it took me so long to respond to your tirade was because the though of anyone having sex with your 'roid shrunken dick made me throw up everything I had eaten for the last five years. |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 9, 2008 16:10:20 GMT -5
So wait, I'm Petey's valet now? OK then! Scott Steiner, you should know that the reason that it took me so long to respond to your tirade was because the though of anyone having sex with your 'roid shrunken dick made me throw up everything I had eaten for the last five years.Actually, I just meant that you were the valet for the entire faction. Not just Petey. But, whatever. |
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 9, 2008 16:12:57 GMT -5
WCTNA Management Director Jim Cornette would like to remind participants that we gear our shows towards the family... which doesn't mean the MEM either.
You'll pay for this, Steiner!*waves fist* Hang on, I'm supposed to be impartial aren't I?*thinks for a second*
Carry on as normal, Mr. Scott. |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 9, 2008 16:14:53 GMT -5
AW BLOW IT OUT YER ASS CORNETTE!!
You'll pay for this, Steiner!*waves fist* Hang on, I'm supposed to be impartial aren't I?*thinks for a second*
Carry on as normal, Mr. Scott.*Hands Cornette a business card.* |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2008 16:25:08 GMT -5
You'll pay for this, Steiner!*waves fist* Hang on, I'm supposed to be impartial aren't I?*thinks for a second*
Carry on as normal, Mr. Scott.*Hands Cornette a business card.* *Everyone looks at Nash* What? He was a World Champion, wasn't he? He beat Ric Flair, remember?*Everyone keeps looking at Nash* Oh wait, wrong Jimmy. I thought you were Jimmy Garvin.Mr. Nash, Jimmy Garvin was never a World Champion. He wasn't? Then who am I thinkin' of?That would be Ronnie Garvin. YEAH! That's who was I talkin' about. We should get Ronnie Garvin to be in the Main Event Mafia!*Everyone just walks away* Hey, where's everybody goin'? Guys? Guys?! GUYS?!!! |
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 9, 2008 16:30:46 GMT -5
You'll pay for this, Steiner!*waves fist* Hang on, I'm supposed to be impartial aren't I?*thinks for a second*
Carry on as normal, Mr. Scott.*Hands Cornette a business card.*
Cornette: "What's this?" |
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Dec 9, 2008 16:30:50 GMT -5
i have a valet awesome
and its not raka khan even better
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Post by The Tank on Dec 9, 2008 16:44:05 GMT -5
If these ass-clowns keep up treating you like this, Cornette, you know who to call.*Hands Cornette a business card.*
Cornette: "What's this?"HEY!!! ......if you're gonna use a Batista photoshop, use a Happy Batista photoshop. Today's a good day, no need to use Sad Batista and ruin it. |
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 9, 2008 17:00:46 GMT -5
Just under one hour - I repeat - one hour, until iMPACT!
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 9, 2008 17:53:10 GMT -5
So are we actually starting the show with a match, or will it be the usual 20 minutes of interviews and backstage shenanigans?
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 9, 2008 18:02:24 GMT -5
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JRlI1NDCcgw*We begin with a brief recap of the Draft, then we move to Don West and Mike Tenay at ringside* Tenay: "Welcome one and all to WCTNA iMPACT! Our premiere showing and first night - and Don, what a night it promises to be!"
West: "OH MAN I'M SO PUMPED FOR THIS! IT'S GONNA BE HUGE! THE NEW WCTNA! THE TITLES! I CAN'T WAIT, THE EXCITEMENT IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!"
Tenay: "We can only wish, Don. Without further ado, lets go to our WCTNA Management Director, Jim Cornette, who is standing by to make an announcement regarding tonight's matches."*Cut to the ring*  Cornette: "Thank you, thank you. Tonight you, the WCTNA fans, will witness a piece of wrestling history. Every single title is up for grabs in a series of matches that include competitors hand-picked by myself, Jim Cornette. Here with me in this very ring, are the titles that can won be this evening."*crowd pops as the camera focuses in on the titles laid on the plinth* Cornette: "As for how they'll be won..... well you see, to us in WCTNA, six is a number that has a great deal of importance. Our six-sided ring sets us apart from the competition, so what you'll see tonight is a a recurring theme. Allow me to demonstrate. First up tonight will be a six-man battle royal for the X-Division Championship. Next, the Tag Team Titles will be up for grabs in a mini-tournament involving six of our finest teams. The Women's Title will be contested in another tournament, as six of our knockouts aim to show why they're unparalled in this industry."*Crowd pops again* Cornette: "To ensure fairness, no person will be allowed to compete for two championships, which brings me on to the headline event, a match filled to the rafters with starpower. Tonight, we will have-"*Music hits* *The group known as The Main Event Mafia make their way out on to the ramp* Now hold on just a minute there, Cornette. The ONLY way that this company is going to go places is by doing the right thing and awarding the Main Event Mafia sole custody of all titles in WCTNA.Angle adjusts his suit coat with an arrogant pride. After all, you do want to be remembered as a success, right? The only way that will happen involves you handing over control to the family. While these boys have no idea how to succeed in this business, the Main Event Mafia is synonymous with success.
Do the right thing Cornette. Put those belts on our waists right now and let the Main Event Mafia lead this company by example. It's not a request.
It's an order...
And it's damn real...Cornette: "....Well, as I've already stated you'll all-"*Music hits* *Christian Cage makes his way out onto the ramp.* Now hold on a sec here, Jimmy. You're gonna come out here talkin' about the future of TNA, and the future of wrestling...and then you go putting guys like Sting and Kevin Nash at the forefront? I'm sorry to insult you, Cornette, but are you getting Alzheimers or something? Look, I don't know if you're in their pocket or anything, but either wa, The Instant Classic sure as hell isn't gonna let the Main Event Mafia be the ones running this tournament or whatever it is you're gonna do with the TNA World Championship. After all, there's a reason that I'm The Champ, Jimmy. So are you gonna make the intelligent decision here and put yours truly in the World Title hunt, or am I just gonna have to force my way into it?Cornette: "Christian Cage, I know how much you mean to this company and that's why yo-"*Music hits* uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ruhmRqNuw*Abyss and Matt Morgan make their way out onto the ramp* Morgan: "Now, Jim, I have no issue with you. But I hope you'll recognise that the pair of us deserve to be in any title tournament, whether it be for the Tag Team Championships or World Title. You owe me that in the least and I think my...er...buddy here, Abyss, would say the same."*Abyss makes the title motion around his waist*
Cornette: (getting more annoyed) "Look, do I have to keep repeating myself? You're all in consideration for a shot at-"*Music hits* uk.youtube.com/watch?v=czukBsp-r6o*Samoa Joe and A.J. Styles also make their way out, locking eyes with the MEM and trading insults from afar* A.J. Styles: "...... Jim, you'd better not lower that glass ceiling and try to keep out the likes of me and Joe here. Not only do we signify the future of this company but we are the future of this industry. Not to mention I really wanna show those old folks over there that they really oughta be put in a home by now. Keep us out and well..... Joe WILL kill you."*points to Joe who just nods quietly*
Cornette: (angrily) "RIGHT. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. YOU ALL WANT GLORY? YOU ALL WANT SUCCESS? WELL THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA PAN OUT TONIGHT!!!!!!!"*crowd pops for the passionate response*
Cornette: "Main Event Mafia. You wanna team up and earn some gold? You think you're the best team around? Well, you'll all get a chance to see how great your teamwork is. Because I'm giving you guys what you want - a chance to claim the Legends Championship. But....."*Cornette smiles to himself* Cornette: "....You won't be teaming up with each other - oh no. You see tonight's main event is a DOUBLE main event. TWO titles on the line in one match. Six teams, one Legends Title contender and one World Title contender on each team. This six-team tag match will be elimination only, meaning that the last remaining team will include our NEW Legends Champion and NEW World Champion. Now how does that sound?"*Every superstar out on stage starts arguing and shouting at Cornette* Cornette: "The teams are as follows:"
*Graphic appears on screen*
Booker T / Christian Cage
Kurt Angle / Samoa Joe
Sting / Abyss
Steiner / A.J.
Nash / Rhyno
 / Matt MorganCornette: "As for the mystery Legend, he'll be showing up sometime soon. But until the match tonight, you'd better all start learning to get along because one thing I will NOT tolerate in the new WCTNA is being told how to run things. I stuck to my morals and it's about time some of you boys learnt some of your own."
*crowd pops again*
Cornette: "Now, I don't expect having to show my ugly mug again on this edition of iMPACT! So, the full matches for the evening will posted during the break - when afterwards, we kick things off with the X-Division Title match!"*scene fades as all the superstars look at each other with suspicion and continue to argue amongst themselves*
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 9, 2008 18:03:27 GMT -5
Double Main Event - Six-Sided Elimination Tag-Team Match for WCTNA Legends / World Titles (winning team wins both titles)Legends / WorldBooker T / Christian Cage Kurt Angle / Samoa Joe Sting / Abyss Steiner / A.J. Nash / Rhyno / Matt Morgan ***(5 rounds of voting: 4 rounds of last team to one in each round gets knocked out THEN remaining two teams in round 5 will be first to three)***WCTNA Tag-Team Titles Tournament Semi-Finals (winners of each triple threat will face off in the final for the titles)
MCMG v Team 3D v Rock n Rave Infection LAX v Beer Money v Curry Man & Shark Boy ***First team to three wins***WCTNA Knockouts Title Tournament Semi-Final (winners will face off against each other in a triple-threat match for the title)Angelina Love / Velvet Sky / Christy Hemme v Awesome Kong / Taylor Wilde / ODB ***first team to three wins***Six-Man Battle Royale for the WCTNA X Division TitlePetey Williams v Sonjay Dutt v Sheik Abdul Bashir v Jay Lethal v Consequences Creed v Eric Young ***first person to three wins***----------------------------------------------------------------- First match is in fifteen minutes (so you can read everything!)
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 9, 2008 18:14:07 GMT -5
I CANT BELIEVE THIS BULLS***!! DERZ NO WAY CORNETTE'S MAKIN ME TEAM UP WIDDAT VNILA MIDGET AJ STYLES!! IF AHM GONNA WIN DAT TEENAY TITLE, ISS GONNA BE ON MAH TERMS!! I AINT SHARIN NO GLORY WID ANYBODY WHO AINT IN THE MAYVINENT MAFIA!! CUZ THE MAINVENT MAFIA IS GONNA BRING HOME ALL THGOLD, WHETHER TEENAY MAJMENT LIKES IT OR NOT!!
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Post by starwolf013 on Dec 9, 2008 18:16:53 GMT -5
You have got be freaking kidding me! This is ridiculous!
Kurt Angle appears visibly upset in the background as Jeremy Borash attempts an interview.
Kurt! Big news involving your match tonight as the TNA Heavyweight title and Legends Title will be decided in an elimination tag format. The big question is, how on earth will you possibly be able to get along with the Samoa Joe?
Enough JB, is this supposed to be a joke of somesort? I know Cornette wants everyone to play nicely but you stick me with Joe? How can that man possibly be reasoned with, JB?
Borash begins to answer but Kurt cuts him off.
That's right JB. He can't be reasoned with like a regular Joe. I'm going to need to find a way to get through to him.
An idea seems to dawn on Kurt's face. He smiles and walks off camera leaving Borash speechless.
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Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Dec 9, 2008 18:17:01 GMT -5
What, I have to work with the BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! What is this bulls---!!!
Well, at least when I win that means I can slap the s--t out of them
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Post by The Captain on Dec 9, 2008 18:18:14 GMT -5
(Backstage at the Main Event Mafia locker room)
Gentlemen, gentlemen! Listen to me! Are we going to let Jim Cornette get the best of us? Are we seriously going to let him try and destroy us like this? After tonight, it doesn't matter. Whoever this "mystery legend" is, we eliminate him and his partner, and at least one of those belts belongs to the Mafia. It can be you, Kurt. You, Booker. You, Kevin. Or you, Scotty. All that matters is that one of those titles is ours. And when we hold one, we all hold it. That's what family's all about.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 9, 2008 18:18:19 GMT -5
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Post by The Tank on Dec 9, 2008 18:19:20 GMT -5
Petey Williams almost immediately hits EY with a picture-perfect Hurricarana!
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Post by starwolf013 on Dec 9, 2008 18:20:44 GMT -5
FREE YOUR MIND! The Guru gets a cheap slap on Lethal before ducking behind the ropes and making eyes with SoCal Val
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2008 18:21:40 GMT -5
Bashir with a slam on Dutt.
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