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Post by The Tank on Dec 8, 2008 14:26:55 GMT -5
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 8, 2008 14:37:00 GMT -5
Show is tomorrow at 11pm GMT / 6pm EST, just to remind everyone (again).
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Post by The Tank on Dec 8, 2008 14:37:31 GMT -5
Alright, if no one takes him before Saturday, then I'll change my second to Homicide.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 8, 2008 14:39:37 GMT -5
Alright, if no one takes him before Saturday, then I'll change my second to Homicide. In that case, I'll take Hernandez as my second. |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 8, 2008 14:48:29 GMT -5
Alright, if no one takes him before Saturday, then I'll change my second to Homicide. In that case, I'll take Hernandez as my second. People, I am begging, DO NOT PICK HOMICIDE. (And the typo with Beer Money was intentional. It's kinda hard to indicate it in text, but Homicide would probably pronounce it like that.) |
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Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
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This avatar is so far out of date I might as well stick with it forever now.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Dec 8, 2008 14:49:22 GMT -5
I'm going to kinda kick off the Knockouts division here and grab Christy Hemme [but madhackrviper, who will you compete against? Why, Jacquie is being controlled by whomever has James Storm and though he hasn't mentioned it, there is Sharmell to be controlled by whomever is playing Booker]
Tell me there's not a minimum post limit or something, I'd die, I really want to participate
Well, I'm not going to wait before I post this
[Offcamera] Actually Christian! Christy Hemme appears
I know I may not have been exactly who you had in mind when you decided to refound the Coalition. But the Main Event Mafia has a Knockout, who they seem to conveniently forget every time they want to call themselves the first all world champion wrestling faction, by the name of Sharmell. Fact is, you can't do anything about her Christy smiles an extremly wide smile But I can!
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Post by The Tank on Dec 8, 2008 14:52:59 GMT -5
I'm going to kinda kick off the Knockouts division here and grab Christy Hemme [but madhackrviper, who will you compete against? Why, Jacquie is being controlled by whomever has James Storm and though he hasn't mentioned it, there is Sharmell to be controlled by whomever is playing Booker] Tell me there's not a minimum post limit or something, I'd die, I really want to participate Well, I'm not going to wait before I post this [Offcamera] Actually Christian! Christy Hemme appearsI know I may not have been exactly who you had in mind when you decided to refound the Coalition. But the Main Event Mafia has a Knockout, who they seem to conveniently forget every time they want to call themselves the first all world champion wrestling faction, by the name of Sharmell. Fact is, you can't do anything about her Christy smiles an extremly wide smile But I can!Of course not, dude. Welcome to the forums and welcome to TNA. Also, since you're new, you should go check out the WWE version. Sure, there's not many people left, but it couldn't hurt to give a look anyways. |
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 8, 2008 15:00:48 GMT -5
Is Akira Raijin available?
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Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
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This avatar is so far out of date I might as well stick with it forever now.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Dec 8, 2008 15:09:31 GMT -5
OK, I'll check out the WWE one a little later
But ummm... am I in the Coalition? ;D
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 8, 2008 15:10:15 GMT -5
In that case, I'll take Hernandez as my second. |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 8, 2008 15:12:02 GMT -5
OK, I'll check out the WWE one a little later But ummm... am I in the Coalition? ;D Well, as of right now, The Coalition is more of a loose organization than a definite faction, but if I turned down Christy Hemme, then I'm either gay or crazy. (And I'm not gay.) So, you're in. |
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Post by The Captain on Dec 8, 2008 15:23:10 GMT -5
AN AS FAR AS TH'RESTA TEENAY GOEZ, OBVISLY NOBODY WANTS TO PICK SOMEONE WHO AINT A WINNER!! BOBO-NOBODY WANTS TO PICK A MAN WHO AINT IN THE MAYNIVNT MAFIA!! CUZ THE MAINIVIN MAFIAS IS TH'BEST ORGINZATION IN TH'HISTRY OF PROFESHAL WRESTLING!! TH'REST A YOU, WHO DON WANNA BE WITH TH'MAYVENT MAFIA, ARE CONTENT WIF BEING LOSERS, AND REJECTS, AND YU DON WANNA SUSSEED IN LIFE!! CUZ WHEN IF YOU AINT INNA MANVENT MAFIA, YOU AINT WORTH S***!! (Otherwise just stands back and let the other members of the Mafia talk, occasionally nodding his head in agreement) |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 8, 2008 15:46:56 GMT -5
Is Akira Raijin available? Don't see why he wouldn't be. |
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Sajoa Moe
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 8, 2008 16:40:02 GMT -5
AN AS FAR AS TH'RESTA TEENAY GOEZ, OBVISLY NOBODY WANTS TO PICK SOMEONE WHO AINT A WINNER!! BOBO-NOBODY WANTS TO PICK A MAN WHO AINT IN THE MAYNIVNT MAFIA!! CUZ THE MAINIVIN MAFIAS IS TH'BEST ORGINZATION IN TH'HISTRY OF PROFESHAL WRESTLING!! TH'REST A YOU, WHO DON WANNA BE WITH TH'MAYVENT MAFIA, ARE CONTENT WIF BEING LOSERS, AND REJECTS, AND YU DON WANNA SUSSEED IN LIFE!! CUZ WHEN IF YOU AINT INNA MANVENT MAFIA, YOU AINT WORTH S***!! (Otherwise just stands back and let the other members of the Mafia talk, occasionally nodding his head in agreement) |
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AC Slater
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Post by starwolf013 on Dec 8, 2008 16:40:25 GMT -5
And then there were five......five pretentious, self-righteous ass-clowns walking around like they're God's gift to wrestling. Well, here's a reality check, guys:
Scott Steiner, Booker T, the only reason you guys are "World Champions" is because the "Powers That Be" pissed off Hulk Hogan back in the day, and your buddy Kevin Nash was too lazy to be useful, so you two were all WCW had to run the show!
Kurt Angle...newsflash, buddy: You got lucky. Sure, you've got the amateur wrestling background, and you've got the World Titles, and you won an Olympic Gold Medal...*clears throat* WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!!!
But, Kurt, once again: you got lucky. And now that you're in TNA, you've just lucked out time and time again. Got so and so wrapped up in whatever crap you were spewing because they were either too stupid to get anywhere by themselves or just didn't give a crap either way. And now...hey, would you look at that! It's just the same as the Angle Alliance! Only difference is that this time, you're not the center of attention, Kurt. Whether you think you are or not.
Sting...I can't lie, Sting. I respect you. I personally don't think you need the Main Event Mafia, but you've made your decision and you're sticking with it, apparently. So that's fine. You can sink with the rest of them.
As for the guys on this roster that aren't complete jackasses...
Samoa Joe...you and I haven't gotten along in the past. But, if the Mafia's gonna run around and consider everyone an enemy, then we may at least not want to be enemies ourselves.
Abyss...I've done things or had things done to you that if you had justice delivered for them, I'd be six feet under. But, that's not important. What's important is that the Mafia's got guns lined at all of us, and we can't afford to be fighting each other, or we're all gonna end up full of bullets.
Alex Shelley...you're the future of wrestling, kid. But, remember: Billy Kidman was supposed to be the future of wrestling. Paul London was supposed to be the future of wrestling. Hell, Chuck Palumbo was supposed to be the future of wrestling, and look where them and the dozens...no, hundreds of guys like them ended up with guys like this running around "protecting their spots"!!!
Everyone who's here for TNA and not here for themselves: Christian Cage is taking the Main Event Mafia down. Whether it's by myself or with an army at my back, I don't care. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna save TNA. I'm gonna save these young guys who don't have a future if the Mafia is here. I'm gonna save pro wrestling.
And if ya don't know...now ya know.
The ironic thing is that I agree with my family here. You did show some potential for a small period of time. You walked the company line, you did what you were told to do back up north. You showed some class, some character. You screwed all of that up though the moment you crossed my path. You traded the opportunity to shake the hand of nationally known hero for some cheap shots and toilet humor. You showed your true colors and you proved to me that you learned nothing of respect and appreciation for this business.
What makes you think you have the right to stand in the way of the Mafia? You're a former champion? I have news for you Cage, you were a flavor of the month in a forgotten time. You couldn't right this ship back then. That's why Jarrett turned to some more capable hands to finish the job appropriately.
You are nothing Cage. You are no better than the kids backstage that would rather play on their little gameboy videogames than taking time to be mentored by the greats to improve their craft in this business.
These men who stand beside me represent all that was right with professional wrestling, and you better believe that we'll be the ones to bring that back to this little show and to you little punks.
It's real Cage... It's damn real |
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Dec 8, 2008 17:08:49 GMT -5
And then there were five......five pretentious, self-righteous ass-clowns walking around like they're God's gift to wrestling. Well, here's a reality check, guys:
Scott Steiner, Booker T, the only reason you guys are "World Champions" is because the "Powers That Be" pissed off Hulk Hogan back in the day, and your buddy Kevin Nash was too lazy to be useful, so you two were all WCW had to run the show!
Kurt Angle...newsflash, buddy: You got lucky. Sure, you've got the amateur wrestling background, and you've got the World Titles, and you won an Olympic Gold Medal...*clears throat* WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!!!
But, Kurt, once again: you got lucky. And now that you're in TNA, you've just lucked out time and time again. Got so and so wrapped up in whatever crap you were spewing because they were either too stupid to get anywhere by themselves or just didn't give a crap either way. And now...hey, would you look at that! It's just the same as the Angle Alliance! Only difference is that this time, you're not the center of attention, Kurt. Whether you think you are or not.
Sting...I can't lie, Sting. I respect you. I personally don't think you need the Main Event Mafia, but you've made your decision and you're sticking with it, apparently. So that's fine. You can sink with the rest of them.
As for the guys on this roster that aren't complete jackasses...
Samoa Joe...you and I haven't gotten along in the past. But, if the Mafia's gonna run around and consider everyone an enemy, then we may at least not want to be enemies ourselves.
Abyss...I've done things or had things done to you that if you had justice delivered for them, I'd be six feet under. But, that's not important. What's important is that the Mafia's got guns lined at all of us, and we can't afford to be fighting each other, or we're all gonna end up full of bullets.
Alex Shelley...you're the future of wrestling, kid. But, remember: Billy Kidman was supposed to be the future of wrestling. Paul London was supposed to be the future of wrestling. Hell, Chuck Palumbo was supposed to be the future of wrestling, and look where them and the dozens...no, hundreds of guys like them ended up with guys like this running around "protecting their spots"!!!
Everyone who's here for TNA and not here for themselves: Christian Cage is taking the Main Event Mafia down. Whether it's by myself or with an army at my back, I don't care. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna save TNA. I'm gonna save these young guys who don't have a future if the Mafia is here. I'm gonna save pro wrestling.
And if ya don't know...now ya know.
The ironic thing is that I agree with my family here. You did show some potential for a small period of time. You walked the company line, you did what you were told to do back up north. You showed some class, some character. You screwed all of that up though the moment you crossed my path. You traded the opportunity to shake the hand of nationally known hero for some cheap shots and toilet humor. You showed your true colors and you proved to me that you learned nothing of respect and appreciation for this business.
What makes you think you have the right to stand in the way of the Mafia? You're a former champion? I have news for you Cage, you were a flavor of the month in a forgotten time. You couldn't right this ship back then. That's why Jarrett turned to some more capable hands to finish the job appropriately.
You are nothing Cage. You are no better than the kids backstage that would rather play on their little gameboy videogames than taking time to be mentored by the greats to improve their craft in this business.
These men who stand beside me represent all that was right with professional wrestling, and you better believe that we'll be the ones to bring that back to this little show and to you little punks.
It's real Cage... It's damn real |
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Post by Above Average on Dec 8, 2008 17:32:32 GMT -5
For those of you wondering who is taken:
Above Average: Jeff Jarrett (Owner)
The Iron Giant: Jim Cornette (Management Director)
Dr. Amigo Jr.: Abyss
Starwolf013: Kurt Angle
Brahma Bull = Zombie Adamle: Booker T
TTS can't Get Over: Brother Ray
SuperTank-Prime: Christian Cage
Madhackrviper: Christy Hemme
Evil Masked wordlifeecw: Kevin Nash
Chiefdom: Chris Sabin
Legion: Alex Shelley
Sajoa Moe: Always Reaching…: Scott Steiner
Revenge of the M.O.P.: Sting
Perpetual Nirvana: James Storm
Mr.K: AJ Styles
EvilutionE5150: Petey Williams
There is your answer.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 8, 2008 17:34:59 GMT -5
Updated TNA Wrestler RosterAbyss - ChikaraAmigoAJ Styles - Mr. KAlex Shelley - LegionBG James Booker T - Brahma BullBrother Devon Brother Ray - TTS Can't Get OverChris Sabin - ChiefdomChristian Cage - The TankConsequences Creed Curry Man Cute Kip Eric Young Hernandez Homicide James Storm - Perpetual NirvanaJay Lethal Jimmy Rave Kevin Nash - WordlifeECWKurt Angle - Starwolf013Lance Rock Matt Morgan Petey Williams - EvilutionE5150Rhino Robert Roode Samoa Joe - Joekishi (?)Scott Steiner - Sajoa MoeShark Boy Sheik Abdul Bashir Sonjay Dutt Sting - M.O.PAngelina Love Awesome Kong Christy Hemme (Manager) - madhackrviperJacqueline (Manager) ODB Rhaka Khan Raisha Saeed (Manager) Roxxi Sharmell (Manager) SoCal Val (Manager) Sojourner Bolt Taylor Wilde Traci Brooks Velvet Sky Jeff Jarrett (Chairman) - Above Average Jim Cornette (Management Director) - The Iron Giant Tag TeamsBeer Money, Inc. - James Storm & Robert Roode Team 3D - Brother Devon & Brother Ray Rock 'n' Rave Infection - Jimmy Rave & Lance Rock Latin American Exchange - Homicide & Hernandez Motor City Machine Guns - Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin The Beautiful People - Angelina Love, Velvet Sky & Cute Kip Matt Morgan & Abyss Curry Man & Shark Boy Awesome Kong & Rhaka Khan Stables
Main Event Mafia - Kevin Nash, Kurt Angle, Booker T, Scott Steiner & Sting The Christian Coalition - Christian Cage, Christy Hemme , 
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 8, 2008 18:47:57 GMT -5
6PM EST / 11PM GMT TUESDAY 09/12/08 - WCTNA iMPACT! DEBUTS ON WC-TV!
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Management Director, Jim Cornette, has once again reissued his pledge he made after the draft regarding tomorrow's premier edition of WCTNA iMPACT!Every member of the roster will be involved in a title match as decided by WCTNA manangement. Cornette had this to say:
"It's gonna be one hell of a show - I'm promising equality, extravagance and excellence. Tune in tomorrow evening when I announce who will face who on this historic night!"
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Post by The Tank on Dec 8, 2008 19:49:22 GMT -5
*rolls eyes at Above Average* Okay, here's the REAL roster, AGAIN.  WrestleCrap Total Nonstop Action WrestlingChampionshipsTNA World Heavyweight Championship: Vacant TNA World Tag Team Championships: Vacant TNA Legends Championship: Vacant TNA X-Division Championship: Vacant TNA Knockout's Championship: Vacant RosterAbove Average: TNA Vice President Jeff Jarrett Iron Giant: TNA Management Director Jim Cornette CHIKARAmigo: Abyss Starwolf013: Kurt Angle The Tank: Christian Cage Joekishi: Samoa Joe (?) Wordlifeecw: Kevin Nash TTS: Brother Ray Chiefdom: Chris Sabin Legion: Alex Shelley Sajoa Moe: Scott Steiner M.O.P.: Sting Perpetual Nirvana: James Storm Mr. K: A.J. Styles Brahma Bull: Booker T Evilution: Petey Williams Madhackrviper: Christy Hemme Tag Teams and FactionsMotor City Machineguns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) Team 3D (Brother Ray and Brother Devon) Beer Money Inc. (James Storm and Robert Roode) Main Event Mafia (Kurt Angle, Sting, Scott Steiner, Kevin Nash, Booker T, Sharmell) The Coalition (Christian Cage, Christy Hemme, ) |
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