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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2009 16:44:28 GMT -5
Is anyone else randomly Imagining Dr.Stevie with those Gigantic Dudley glasses? No. Because that would look stupid. Those glasses always looked stupid. Well excuse me Mr. Killington
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 28, 2009 16:46:23 GMT -5
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Post by Legion on Mar 28, 2009 16:46:26 GMT -5
2-2
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2009 16:48:14 GMT -5
Well we're currently Beating Team Japan
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 28, 2009 16:49:28 GMT -5
Sucks to be Team Mexico.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2009 16:50:24 GMT -5
Kyoshi side kick's Young!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 28, 2009 16:50:39 GMT -5
Every tournament needs a Tomato Can.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2009 16:51:37 GMT -5
Every tournament needs a Tomato Can. Just so happens ours is Salsa ;D
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 28, 2009 16:52:07 GMT -5
Should be interesting to see what happens when the Macho Studds and Team Japan face off.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2009 16:54:14 GMT -5
Hey Lege when's the Team Magnus promo?
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Post by Legion on Mar 28, 2009 16:58:29 GMT -5
Mike: A good match there, and a suprise ending too Kevin: Was that really a suprise? Mike: I thought so Kevin: Shows what you know then doesn't it Mike: Knockouts match up next, a 10 woman tag match Kevin: Now this is why I love sitting at ringside Mike: Time for you to calm down Kev? Kevin: Hahahaha, If I calmed down many women would end their lives due to the loss Mike: Just as im sure many have ended their lives due to the experience Kevin: Hey! Mike: Over to Lauren in the back who is with Team Magnus before out Knockouts extraveganza!
*Ray and D-Von come down to the Ring D-Von has a sack over his shoulder and Ray is still wearing the Bloody bandage over his Eye*
Ray:Gimme a damn Mic
So at Lockdown we've got Four opponents?
Well it sickens me
After everything me and D-von had to go through BARBED WIRE,THUMBTACKS AND MILLION AND MILLIONS OF TABLES We get nothing AJ Styles Who the hell are you? Two months ago you were a Nobody around here you were Jobbing on Xplosion to Sonjay Then you join up with Doggy Style international Now you're suddenly the Top contender? I don't know if If it's cause Jarret pushed you on ability or You're sucking BG's **** Backstage and by proxy giving Double J a Handy BUT I DON'T CARE
And you know why?
Because your nothing but a Little Boy playing around with men You can hold up your accomplishments and Flip all you want but that don't change one fact
Around here.....Your a Virgin Until you've been baptized.........In blood
When you taste your own plasma running down your Face getting in your Eyes
AND CARE MORE ABOUT IT STAINING YOUR SHIRT THEN STOPPING That's when You'll have respect AJ Not just respect Backstage
but THE RESPECT OF THE GREATEST TAG TEAM OF ALL TIME! And that's when you'll be a TRUE Contender until then? Your BG's latest boytoy
PETEY WILLIAMS
You..............Seriously?
Your a One trick pony You got over with these morons because you can do a Goddam flip BIG DEAL! Lets see you do that Flip after getting your ass handed you for a Half hour by a Man who's to drunk to feel pain and will probably Stab you afer the match if you step on his Foot THEN LETS SEE YOU HIT YOUR FLIPPY BULLSHIT You don't even deserve to be here You deserve to be wrestlin' in some guys Backyard for 10 Bucks a Match
Jay Lethal
I know you feel like a Big man Jay coming out to defend your partner and the X-Division
But lemme ask you something Lets bring a Name out of your past Jay
JOHNNY DEVINE
Ring any bells Jay?
No? well then lets clea some cobwebs
You and those other X-Division kids ran down to save him from us Jay and the Minute you did You got a Kendo stick to the back of the head for your Troubles He also took your X-Division title from you and He did it all FOR US Not for the X-Division,Not for TNA BUT FOR US and the Money and sucess we gave him
Now think Jay does this seem familiar? You've got a Title and feel like your on top of the world and decide to save a Jobber from us
*Ray smiles* Think Jay in that Cage theres a Lot of Hardcore Hardware to swing around and a Miss Swing could happen
Just think Jay Can you trust him? Does he have your back? Or does he just want what's on your Waist
Lance Hoyt
Now I don't know if you did this for Us or for Them Lance but Don't for a Second think that you can ccome back and all will be forgiven
You betrayed us Lance After we saved you
You betrayed us
If it were'nt for us
YOU'D BE IN BG'S f***ING GYM BAG ON A VIDEO TAPE JUST LIKE RAVE IS But no We dig into our Grocery money to save you because we saw potential
And you just throw it all away and give us a Big Ol' bird for our troubles
Well Lance
Remember what you did to my Eye? Don't for a Second think I don't At lockdown we hope you are on Team Styles, so you'll be locked in a Steel cage
Nowhere to go And noone to stop us
*Ray motions to D-Von and D-Von reaches into the Sack and Pulls out a Melon*
Because you ever heard the Phrase an eye for an Eye Lance?
*He motions to D-Von once more and D-Von gives him a Power drill* Well in New York
They always pay Interest *Ray proceeds to Drive the Power Drill into the Melon splattering Pieces of it all over himself while a Sick smile crosses his Face and he laughs*
D-Von:O MY BROTHER TESTIFY
Rhino's music hits amd the War Machine walks down to the ring, applauding Team 3D's sentiments. Rhino steps inot the ring and Brother Ray hands him the mic
Everything, EVERYTHING that Brother Ray just said is absolutely true. I am a former ECW champion, a former TNA champion yet I am being constantly overlooked time and again by these guys who everybody thinks are awesome because they can do a bunch of flippy moves. Look at Petey Williams and Jay Lethal, guys who are so bland that they have feed like leeches off the personalites of Scott Steiner and Randy Savage. And AJ Styles...?
*Rhino shakes his head*
Are these really the guys you want to see, not Team 3D, not me, guys who have sweat, bleed, paid the price, and done more than they have ever down, EVER WILL DO! AJ Styles, Petey Williams, Jay Lethal and Samoa Joe? Guys who have done absolutely NOTHING! You think you're ready to step up AJ? You'll get the torch when WE are ready to pass it, not before! I am sick of being pushed into the background for guys no-one gives a shit about.
*Team 3D nod in agreement*
The avarage wrestling fan sees Team 3D or Rhino walking down the street, they know exactly who they are. WE ARE NAMES in this business! And come Lockdown, we are taking our spotlight back!
Magnus comes to the ring with his title belt.
I can't say much more than has already been said by my fellow team mates Devon, Ray and Rhino. But I do have one thing to say to you AJ. You demanded that at Sacrifice, we make the stakes even higher than they already are. You want the winning team's captain to be able to name the stipulations for the title match upcoming at Sacrifice.
I look around me here AJ, and I see 3 of my team mates for Lockdown. I see Brother Ray, Brother Devon and Rhino - three men who DOMINATED in WCECW, and haven't let up since, winning titles in every company in which they have competed. I also look at my 4th team mate, who you will see later tonight. Another man with bucketloads of experience under his belt. A man who will be a great compliment to my team. So, when I think about my team I see the youth - that's me, I see experience in the form of my former WCECW friends, as well as in my 4th team mate. And I see the size advantage. AJ, you and your indy pals can't hold a candle to a team with our credentials. Winning titles in some indy leagues doesn't count.
So, AJ, at Lethal Lockdown, when I tear your flesh from your face by rubbing it into the six sides of steel; when I break every bone in your body by hurling you into that cage; when I pin your bloodied and broken carcass to the mat for the 1-2-3 at the end of the evening, I will have already won at Sacrifice. You'll be lucky if you're fit in time for Bound for Glory, nevermind Sacrifice. So with that in mind, I accept your stipulation. Because you will be lucky if you can drag yourself to Sacrifice after what I do to you.
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Post by Legion on Mar 28, 2009 16:59:35 GMT -5
OOC - One of best promos since one of mine, well done to all involved
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Mar 28, 2009 17:01:46 GMT -5
Is iMPACT! Over, sorry I'm late
O, and since it's been brought up...
I'd much rather have iMPACT! Than ILWF, and had I realized the spot was opening up...
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Post by The Tank on Mar 28, 2009 17:02:28 GMT -5
Seriously, enough about Lance Hoyt, people! HE'S NOT ON OUR TEAM.
Just because he's Jay Lethal's partner for this tag league (Which I hope will end when the tag league does, as Jay Lethal has a singles title to worry about.) doesn't mean he's involved in this at all.
And once again, thank you for not saying anything about Samoa Joe, TTS.
Great promo other than that. Expect a rebuttal sometime in the future.
(And for the record, TTS: Serious Team 3D + Gay Jokes = Fail. So stop doing one of them.)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2009 17:03:08 GMT -5
OOC - One of best promos since one of mine, well done to all involved YOUR A DAMN LIAR We've all seen better Nah I'm kidding awesome Job's Nirvana and AA
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 28, 2009 17:04:43 GMT -5
Damn, I better get to work on a Jay promo.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2009 17:05:10 GMT -5
Is iMPACT! Over, sorry I'm late O, and since it's been brought up... I'd much rather have iMPACT! Than ILWF, and had I realized the spot was opening up... *Busts out Laughing* Also the reason nothing was said about Joe was because I sent mine in on Monday And because I still don't see any reasoning for him to be there Other than the exact Reason you just gave for Lethal adn Hoyt Tank ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Edit THE GAY JOKES WILL CONTINUE UNTIL I STOP FINDING THEM FUNNY!!!
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Post by The Tank on Mar 28, 2009 17:05:24 GMT -5
Damn, I better get to work on a Jay promo. Well, when it's done, don't post it. PM it to me and I'll put it with the rest for a teamwide promo, like theirs.
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Post by The Tank on Mar 28, 2009 17:06:22 GMT -5
Also the reason nothing was said about Joe was because I sent mine in on Monday And because I still don't see any reasoning for him to be there Then you haven't been paying attention.
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Post by Legion on Mar 28, 2009 17:06:31 GMT -5
Kevin: Strong words from Team Magnus Mike: We would expect a response from Team AJ before the end of week Kevin: We would? Mike: I would Kevin: Me too Mike So WE would Kevin: We would? Mike: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Kevin: Knockout time! This match is a 10 man Knockout Tag Team match, first Team A being led to the ring by WCTNA Knockouts Champion Velvet Sky, her partners Angelina Love, Awesome Kong, Khan and Sojo Bolt uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cHnYJuXdWskTheir opponants, led to the ring by WCTNA Knockouts title #1 contender ODB, her partners Madison Rayne, Roxxi, Taylor Wilde and hardly seen but always love Traci Brooke, they are Team B 4 and 20. Go.
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