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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 2, 2009 20:25:02 GMT -5
Steiner with the Recliner.
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Post by Legion on Jan 2, 2009 20:27:48 GMT -5
Mike: And that's it folks, this Impact is over with Scott Steiner as the new #1 Contender. Don: He overcame the odds in this match but pulled it off. Mike: Tune in next week people for another exciting edition of Impact, likely on the alternative day of Saturday.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2009 20:32:45 GMT -5
After Impact goes off the air, the cameras continue filming...
*Angle jumps in the ring and goes after Christian. Rhino tries to make the save, but Kevin Nash runs out and nails Rhino with a chair. Nash powerbombs Rhino, while Angle locks Christian in the Ankle Lock. Finally, some officials run out and pull Nash and Angle off. The MEM members exit, looking very pleased with themselves, as the medical staff checks on Rhino and Christian*
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Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Jan 2, 2009 21:03:42 GMT -5
Christy and Petey run out to check to see if Rhino and Christian are OK.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 2, 2009 21:14:53 GMT -5
Mike Tenay: Welcome to TNA.com! Your home for exclusive TNA clips and inside information that you can't get anywhere else! Immediately after Impact went off the air this week, Christian Cage and Rhino were jumped by the Main Event Mafia following the three-way match for the #1 Contendership to the TNA World Heavyweight Championship, won by Mafia representative Scott Steiner! After the beatdown, Scott Steiner had this to say to the victims of this vicious assault, and to his future opponent, The Monster Abyss, whom he will face for the TNA World Title at Genesis!
(MEM is backstage relishing in the results of their work. Lauren approaches for an interview.)
Lauren: Main Event Mafia, can I get a word with...
(Steiner immediately snatches the mic from her.)
Steiner: SEE DATS WHAT HAPNS WHEN YOU CROSS DA MAYVENT MAFIA!! RYE NOE AND KRISHN CAGE, YOU LYIN INNA POOL YER OWN BLOOD, AND THE BIG BAAAD BOODY DADDEH IZZA NUMMER ONE KATENNER TO THE TEENAY HEDDYWAIT CHAMISHIP!! AND AS FAR AS ABYSS GOES, SONLY A MADDERA TYYME, CUZ AT JESSISS, DAT TEENAY WURL CHAMPISHIP IZ GONNA BELONG TO ME, AN ISS GONNA BELONG TO DA MAYVENT MAFIA!! TAKE YER MIC BACK, BITCH!!
(MEM walks off as Lauren recoils in disgust.)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2009 21:59:48 GMT -5
I could be wrong, but didn't we accept Team 3D into the MEM a couple of weeks ago?
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Post by starwolf013 on Jan 2, 2009 22:02:55 GMT -5
A good point leading to a rescinded offer. I've ordered JB to collect all those flyers
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Post by Cyno on Jan 2, 2009 22:09:46 GMT -5
*at the Main Event Mafia locker room*
Jeremy Borash: Stinger! How do you feel about defending your WCTNA Legends Championship against fellow Main Event Mafia member Booker T?
Sting: Well JB, first off, let me congratulate my boy Scotty on his newly found Number One Contendership for the WCTNA World Championship. As for your question, this isn't the first time Booker and I have squared off. In fact, he and I faced each other while tagging with Christian Cage and Abyss for the World and Legends championships. Sure, we didn't exactly face each other, but we were competing, and Abyss and I won. He and Cage lost.
But there were no hard feelings. We are a family after all. And if Don West thinks something like this can split our Family apart, then he's even a bigger moron than I thought he was. Either way, the Legends Championship stays with the Main Event Mafia at Genesis. And if one holds it, we all hold it. I don't expect Booker to lay down. I expect a good match out of him. One based on respect. (Booker says "RE-SPEEEEECT!" off camera) And I'm sure he expects the same of me.
JB, I guarantee one thing. No matter who wins between Book and I at Genesis, the Main Event Mafia will come out of it stronger than ever.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2009 22:16:53 GMT -5
Hey Rhino, obviously I wasn't satisfied beating you last week. I want more, so I'm challenging you to another match at Genesis. But this is no ordinary match. This is a Gas Station in Milwaukee Match! In this match, anything goes, and the match can only end at a gas station in Milwaukee! You think can handle it?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 2, 2009 23:25:11 GMT -5
You think so, Nash? Well lets see what happens when you don't have your overpaid buddies watching your back. I don't care what kinda Russorific stipulation you come up with. You will feel the GORE GORE GORE!
OOC: I dunno if Russo is still the booker for WCTNA but he loves smark references so I doubt he'll mind either way.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 3, 2009 3:43:39 GMT -5
*The empty iMPACT! Zone is shown on screen, with Christian Cage chaining himself to one of the turnbuckles inside of the ring.*
Don West! I won my title shot 3 weeks ago fair and square! It's a god damn travesty that you took it from me, and it's even worse that you handed it to the Main Event Mafia after that! From this moment on, The Instant Classic is officially on strike! I refuse to remove myself from the ring until I get the title shot I EARNED back!!!!!
*Cage finishes chaining himself to the turnbuckle as the scene fades to black.*
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Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Jan 3, 2009 4:00:05 GMT -5
Creed approaches Petey backstairs
Yo! Petey!
Jab Jab
I want to say
Flip
I respect you fighting
Jab, kick, jab
The Main Event Mafia
Split
And I'm going to join
Jab Jab
You inna Coalition
Split
So I just want to make sure
Jab Jab
That you know that
Jab, Kick
I plan for out match
Split
To be one with mutual respect
Jab, flip. jab jab
So we can prove
Jab Jab
That the MEM
Kick
Are not the only people
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Who can wrestle with respect
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Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Jan 3, 2009 4:02:48 GMT -5
By the way, yes, Creed just joined the Coalition
Christy wispers to Christian outside the ring
Err... hey Christian, I'll join you in this strike if you want me to, but I kinda have some things to do
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Post by The Tank on Jan 3, 2009 4:04:22 GMT -5
By the way, yes, Creed just joined the Coalition Christy wispers to Christian outside the ring
Err... hey Christian, I'll join you in this strike if you want me to, but I kinda have some things to do Fine, Creed's in the Coalition! Whatever! I've got way more important things to worry about here!!!
...for the record, this isn't a hunger strike. So, if someone could bring me food, that'd be killer.
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Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Jan 3, 2009 4:58:15 GMT -5
Ooo! That I can do! I can totally service...
Err...
I mean serve you Christian!
As long as I don't actually have to join you, you can have as much food as you snorkin' want![/color]
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jan 3, 2009 9:32:47 GMT -5
ok im back
Welcome to the fold Creed, here at the coalition we'll show that the only way to get respect around here is to earn it because that is what Arnold would do
*petey poses next to creed for 45 minutes*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 3, 2009 10:32:01 GMT -5
Um, is Rhino in the Coalition? I don't remember him being inducted but he keeps being lumped in with you guys.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2009 17:22:31 GMT -5
By the way, yes, Creed just joined the Coalition Christy wispers to Christian outside the ring
Err... hey Christian, I'll join you in this strike if you want me to, but I kinda have some things to do Fine, Creed's in the Coalition! Whatever! I've got way more important things to worry about here!!!
...for the record, this isn't a hunger strike. So, if someone could bring me food, that'd be killer. *Team 3D wander in and Notice Cage* Ray:Well lookie here We were gonna go out drinkin with The guys tonight but I think we just found something more fun
D-Von:*Pulls out NERF Gun and starts shooting Cage*
Ray:I'm gonna go get some things.....
D-Von:Christian you ever see Deliverance?
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Post by The Tank on Jan 3, 2009 20:22:20 GMT -5
Fine, Creed's in the Coalition! Whatever! I've got way more important things to worry about here!!!
...for the record, this isn't a hunger strike. So, if someone could bring me food, that'd be killer. *Team 3D wander in and Notice Cage* Ray:Well lookie here We were gonna go out drinkin with The guys tonight but I think we just found something more fun
D-Von:*Pulls out NERF Gun and starts shooting Cage*
Ray:I'm gonna go get some things.....
D-Von:Christian you ever see Deliverance?*Christian Cage reaches into a pocket not covered by the chains and pulls out a Twinkie.* Bubba...see the Twinkie?*Cage throws the Twinkie.* GO FETCH THE TWINKIE!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2009 22:36:15 GMT -5
*Team 3D wander in and Notice Cage* Ray:Well lookie here We were gonna go out drinkin with The guys tonight but I think we just found something more fun
D-Von:*Pulls out NERF Gun and starts shooting Cage*
Ray:I'm gonna go get some things.....
D-Von:Christian you ever see Deliverance? *Christian Cage reaches into a pocket not covered by the chains and pulls out a Twinkie.* Bubba...see the Twinkie?*Cage throws the Twinkie.* GO FETCH THE TWINKIE!!! *Bubba runs off after the Twinkie*
*D-Von shoots Cage in the eye with the NERF Gun*
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