Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
Posts: 21,224
|
Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Dec 16, 2008 18:04:32 GMT -5
Angle with an Ankle Lock to Matt Morgan.
|
|
|
Post by Cyno on Dec 16, 2008 18:04:47 GMT -5
Sting delivers a DDT to Matt Morgan.
|
|
|
Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 16, 2008 18:05:09 GMT -5
2-2
|
|
Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
Is owed an Admin life-debt.
This avatar is so far out of date I might as well stick with it forever now.
Posts: 10,727
|
Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Dec 16, 2008 18:06:26 GMT -5
Abyss Shock Treatment to Sting
|
|
Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,094
|
Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 16, 2008 18:08:05 GMT -5
*Abyss and Matt Morgan then leave before the MEM do stuff*
|
|
|
Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 16, 2008 18:08:24 GMT -5
Abyss hits the Black Hole Slam on Kurt Angle... 1.... 2.....3....!
Your winners: Abyss and Matt Morgan!
Sting grabs Kurt Angle's hand and helps him up. Sting and Angle have some words concerning the match, and Angle looks pissed that they lost, swearing revenge against Abyss and Morgan. Sting says nothing as he grabs his WCTNA Legends Belt and follows Kurt back to the backstage area.
**********************
Tenay: "What a match and welcome back - we have some footage to show you now of a meeting that took place earlier this week. Roll the film, guys."
*Awesome Kong suddenly enters Jim Cornette's office while he is doing contract paperwork-type things. Conspicuously absent is Raisha Saeed. Cornette is taken back a little in surprise*
.....Hello.....er....Kong..... what can I do for you?
*Cornette takes a slightly defensive posture as Kong stands close to him.*
Mr. Cornette, I'd.........
*Cornette is stunned as Kong starts speaking.*
....wow.......*cough*.........Look, if it's about the refereeing error on the premiere edition of Impact, I righted that wrong straight away! And besides, you got what you wanted - you became our Inaugral WCTNA Women's Champion and-
*Kong puts her hand up to stop Cornette talking.*
Jim, this isn't about the championship or about the refereeing error. And don't get me wrong, I'm honored to be the first champion, and I'm honored to hold this title again. But, I do have a problem regarding my competition in the Knockout's division.
*Cornette ponders for a moment.*
Well, first of all let me reassure you that I will be finalising the issue of a number one contender for your title in the near future. However, tonight, you have an Intergender Tag Team match against Christy Hemme and Petey Williams. And if memory serves, you still need to choose a tag team partner for the match.
*Cornette looks closely at Kong, waiting for an answer.*
Mr. Cornette, that's exactly the problem. Personally, against Christy Hemme and Petey Williams, I don't believe I need a partner. I am more than capable of wrestling the men in this company. But, if I have to have a partner for this match, then I'll have a partner - if it's really that important.
*Cornette smiles briefly.*
Ok, this Tuesday - pick your partner and have your match. You want competition - well I'm gonna allow you to decide what level of competition you desire because the partner you choose will be your opponent next week in WCTNA's first-ever Battle of the Sexes match! Now, are you satisfied?
*Cornette looks pleased with himself as he awaits Kong's response.*
.........deal.
*Awesome Kong exits Jim Cornette's office.*
***Cut back to broadcast***
Tenay: "We now know that Awesome Kong has picked Jimmy Rave as her partner tonight, which mean because of Jim Cornette's stipulation, she'll be facing him next week in singles competition."
West: "OH YEAH JIMMY RAVE! I'M SURE HE'LL BE WANTING TO GET SOME REVENGE ON CHRISTY HEMME FOR LEAVING R'N'R INFECTION BUT AT WHAT COST, MIKE? HE'S GOTTA FACE HER NEXT WEEK! MY GOD!"
|
|
|
Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 16, 2008 18:10:26 GMT -5
***WCTNA Women's Champion Awesome Kong / Jimmy Rave vs WCTNA X-Divsion Champion Petey Williams / Christy Hemme*** "The following match is an Intergender tag-team contest. Introducing first, representing the Christian Coalition - the X Division Champion Petey Williams and Christy Hemme!" uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EHF1Fs67wBs"And their opponents, he is one half of the Rock 'n' Rave Infection - Jimmy Rave and his partner WCTNA Women's Champion - Awesome Kong!" uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2IVvolakXa0First to three wins!
|
|
Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,094
|
Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 16, 2008 18:11:14 GMT -5
Awesome Kong with a Uraken to Christy.
|
|
Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
Posts: 21,224
|
Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Dec 16, 2008 18:11:46 GMT -5
Kong speaking? what the hell is wrong with you tank?!
Rave with a dropkick.
|
|
|
Post by Cyno on Dec 16, 2008 18:12:56 GMT -5
Vote: Kong Awesome Bomb to Petey Williams.
|
|
Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
Is owed an Admin life-debt.
This avatar is so far out of date I might as well stick with it forever now.
Posts: 10,727
|
Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Dec 16, 2008 18:13:33 GMT -5
So Awesome Kong is still running around thinking she's better than everyone else around here because she's fat huh?
And Jimmy, I left the Rock n' Rave infection because I was tired of just following you around and seducing superheroes so you can win matches. You selfish punk. Remember when Angle beat the s**t out of you and I got attacked by the beautiful people while desperately rushing to the hospital?[/b]
|
|
|
Post by The Tank on Dec 16, 2008 18:13:33 GMT -5
Kong with a spinning backhand punch to Christy Hemme.
|
|
Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
Is owed an Admin life-debt.
This avatar is so far out of date I might as well stick with it forever now.
Posts: 10,727
|
Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Dec 16, 2008 18:14:57 GMT -5
Whoops, I was so busy with that promo I forgot to vote for myself...
|
|
|
Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 16, 2008 18:14:59 GMT -5
Awesome Kong hits a sitout powerbomb on Christy 1....2....3.....!
Winners: Awesome Kong and Jimmy Rave!
*Following the match, Rave attempts to shake the hand of Awesome Kong but she retorts by simply pushing him to the ground and then leaving with a disgruntled look on her face. Rave just smiles as he slowly gets back to his feet*
|
|
|
Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 16, 2008 18:16:20 GMT -5
*Music hits* uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XaRFWQwzSGo*Velvet Sky and Angelina Love make their way to the ring, mics in hand* Sky: "For those of you who don't know - and you must be blind or well... not a true man.... - for those of you who don't know we are the finest, sexiest pair of athletes on the whole WCTNA roster. We call ourselves the Beautiful People for a reason."Love: "Why? Because as Kurt Angle would say, "it's damn true!", we are just.... gorgeous!"*Both eye each other and nod agreeingly* Sky: "But we ain't just a pair of bimbo divas looking for a free ride in this industry. We want to prove that we can hang with the so-called big boys... the 'men' of this company. So we wanted in on this Tag Team Contender's Match to not only prove a point but to make history as the first all-female Tag Team Champions in American History!"Love: "....And speaking of 'men', I don't know what Kevin Nash and Scott Steiner think they're playing at trying to compete in a beauty contest and especially against us. I think you the audience will thank us when we give them the paper bag treatment and prevent you fr-"*Music hits* uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i3JVAXE1Yo8*Nash and Steiner appear on the stage* Nash: "Y'know, for years they've been calling me 'Big Sexy' and him the 'Big Booty Daddy'. For a couple of months, they've been calling you a pair of whores. Am I right Scotty?" Steiner: "YCAN ALL SEEWHY DEY CAWLME DEJYNETIC FREEEEEK BECOS IM THE SEXYEST, DA BIGGEST AND DA FRESHEST MAN ON DA ROSTA, YHEARME? DEY DONT WANNA KNOWBOUT A CUPPLE OF PROS DEY WANNA KNOWBOUT A CUPPLE OF STUDDS! E NEXT WEEK, WEELSHOWEM WHY! ASFUR DIS WEEK, YOU BITCHAS NEDAGOOD SPANKIN' FROMA HUKUP."*The two teams smile at each other as we cut back to the commentary booth* Tenay: "No.1 Contender's match for the tag titles - up next on iMPACT! But before then, we have a video of a most unusual competitor."*The following music plays accompanying the video* *The feed turns from in the IMPACT Zone, and into a Buddist Temple in Kyoto, Japan. There are torches set up in a circle, surrounding a crude Wooden structure. Buddist Monks, tattoed head-to-toe in Kanji, eyes completly white as if they are in trances are on Ceremonial Drums. A lead Monk clad in Blood Red robes takes a torch with Blue fire on it. He leads a chant of the monks in Japanese. "Kioshi" is the start of the chant, but none of our staff can translate the full chant. The chant goes on with increasing fury, as the fire starts to rage, and a thunder storm starts. It reaches the boiling point as Lightning hits the Wooden structure, as a low, guttural sound emerges from within. The feed then turns to a black screen as Kanji appear with the words "Kioshi Has Awakend" typed underneath with a strange laugh is heard.*
*Cut to Commercial - next match up in two minutes*
|
|
|
Post by Evilution E5150 on Dec 16, 2008 18:17:51 GMT -5
aw i missed my match
|
|
Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
Is owed an Admin life-debt.
This avatar is so far out of date I might as well stick with it forever now.
Posts: 10,727
|
Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Dec 16, 2008 18:19:07 GMT -5
Christy jumps up and grabs a mike
Look, you beat me fair and square Kong, this time, but I'm announcing now that I want to face the winner of the battle of the sexes match one-on-one. Yes, that's right Kong, you're not the only one here willing to face a man in the ring. I want a chance to beat up Jimmy, if he wins, and I want a chance to beat Kong with noone else but me and her in the ring. I got Sharmell to face next week, but the Impact! after that I want a one-on-one match with the winner of the battle of the sexes match!
|
|
|
Post by Evilution E5150 on Dec 16, 2008 18:21:09 GMT -5
*petey randomly flexes in the background*
|
|
|
Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 16, 2008 18:24:03 GMT -5
***Beer Money Inc vs Team 3D vs The Beautiful People vs Scott Steiner / Kevin Nash vs AJ Styles / Samoa Joe (Team that secures the pinfall become the #1 contenders to the WCTNA Tag Team Titles)*** *We return after the break to find four teams waiting in the ring for the match to begin* "....Last, please welcome the team of Robert Roode and James Storm, BEER MONEY!" uk.youtube.com/watch?v=offnjJPUcA4*All five teams get ready to fight* First to three wins!
|
|
|
Post by Cyno on Dec 16, 2008 18:24:49 GMT -5
Velvet slaps Steiner across the face. Steiner looks at her and yells "The f*** you think you're doing bitch, HEH?!" He then throws her into the turnbuckles, and takes some time to do push-ups before tagging Nash in. (that's a vote for Steiner/Nash, btw ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) )
|
|